The ramblings of Faraway Sir Ronald and his Knobs: Last Sunday at Therfield

Friday, 12 October 2007

Last Sunday at Therfield

Do you remember the delayed start to the second half? It transpired the old guy reffing had gone for a shit! He never did return did he? Definitely a case for Miss Marple "The mystery of the missing ferrets allied to a referee shitting bricks somewhere". Can anyone spot any connection cos am buggered if a can. I'll just away ind watter me leeks.
Toodlepip.

Gerry Hattrick

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: what i cant understand is that the ref went in for a shit and the only person to come back out of there was MARK MILLS ???; 12 October 2007 at 22:43
Anonymous said...: A big shit with legs?; 14 October 2007 at 18:10

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