The new season is fast approaching and the new management team of Dandy Dave and Twiggy can't wait to get rid of the thankless task to Sir Ronald who is having none of it. Sir Ronald was a fine manager but is now concentrating on getting fit and securing a regular starting place in the team.
I hope everyone is ready for another exciting season of miserable fat old gits moaning, whinging and thinking they are superstars when the sad reality is they are nothing of the sort. Can't people get happier and kinder as the the years pass by? No they can't!
On a personal level my goals for the season are to try and experience the joy of seeing a pass bobble along on a mud heap of a pitch and actually reach a fellow team member and to get a transfer to the local petanque team.
The fixtures for the new season are now on the KNOBS FC website and there is a link to the site to the left of this page. Playing registration forms are on their way so get your £20 ready.
Good luck to all end enjoy the summer.
