Email received from Andy Pandy who runs the league that we are in:
Hi Ron you cunt,
I have received a full disclosure of the ages of all Goldings players.Short of seeing their birth certificates, it would appear that they did not field any more than 2 players who were under 35 at any one time,albeit they fully accept that they did have 4 available players out of13 who were under 35, 2 of which being in their 20's and they also fully appreciate that the average age of their squad is also low, meaning they will be seen as a young Vets side.
However, in light of the above, they are not doing anything wrong based on the rules we all signed up to. Despite this, I've asked them to consider the spirit of the league as distinct from just the written rules by trying to get a slightly better balance to the team, and have at the same time reminded them that if they do not field a "qualifying team" then they run the risk that the game can be forfeit 1-0 to the opposition anyway.
I hope that as the season progresses things will work out and you'll reconsider staying in the league next year - it may be, of course, that we change the rules so that, say, the 2 players under 35 still have tobe at least 30 - that would take out the 20 year old element that you are most unhappy with. One to ponder I guess and maybe take a vote atthe year end.
Yours big wig
Andy
3 comments:
Looks like a 1-0 win then. Hooray. Well done Ron. You showed that wanker! What an absolute cunt. I'll take a vote and I'll stick it up his arse. The fudge-tunneller! We're better than that Ron. We're better than that. And I would love it...love it...if we beat those mother fuckers in the return fixture. COME On the KNOBS!
Did he really say 'hi ron you cunt'? If so I think it is outrageous, scandalous and I shall be consulting my newspaper.
Don't worry we're on first name terms
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