Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
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Wednesday 20 May 2015

Knobs 4 Buntingford 6

I will try to keep this brief, since this match is best forgotten, and I doubt whether many of you will be inclined to read this blog anyway!

We played well in the first half, showing some lovely passing at times, and we held a deserved 4-2 lead at half time.

For the second half, Dave J rotated the team, in order to give everyone a chance to play, including himself. Now, this was an end-of-season friendly, and I fully support the laudable aim of allowing everyone to play a half. Unfortunately, however, the team was weakened by the various changes, particularly the loss of Dave himself in goal, and Buntingford were the better team in the second half. With the help of individual errors by some of our players, they ran out 6-4 winners. This was a great way for their retiring manager to bow out in his last game, and it was a good day for the landlord of The Station Bar and Dining, since the Buntingford players packed into the pub to celebrate. Quite a few of our players also came along, to be fair, and Dave amused us by being incapable of finding the winner of the scratchcard, when it he had won the prize himself...

I must give credit to all of our players for their exertions on a very warm day. There were many excellent performances, but I must mention Dave M, for his tireless chasing and running, and a very sweet finish for our first goal, and Paul, who showed great composure in scoring a quality hat-trick: he should be very proud of that. Finally, it was good to have Rob back - and now he also knows how to find the brooms, when it's his turn to sweep the pavilion!

Good luck next week.

Chairman.

Monday 11 May 2015

Knobs 2 Dun Cow 5

We put our 6 game winning streak (8 unbeaten) on the line against county champs Dun Cow.  We knew this was going to be tough, especially those of us who used to line up against Garston each pre-season for our annual mauling.  Anyone who beat Garston in the cup final was going to be good.

A couple of our steady and solid back 4 were unavailable for various reasons which was not ideal so we had a bit of a reshuffle at the back.  Gavin, carrying a slight hip injury slotted in at right back, a returning Martyn slotted in at centre back.

In hindsight, talking Dun Cow up may not have been a good idea!  Dun Cow were very, very good.  They passed the ball well and quickly but no better than Owens (league Champs) had when they visited us back in December.  Against Owens we dug in and were robbed at the end. From the kick off in this game some players were like rabbits in headlights. Over the past 2 months we have played some great football.  For the first half of this game some of our players just wanted rid of the ball and lumped it away.  Getting it back again was hard! There was very little of the passing football we had been good at recently and not many options for a Knobs player in possession.

The first goal we conceded was “one of those things”.  Tony C who has been in a great spell of form and who made a number of great saves throughout just got it wrong and let the ball through him from a cross shot.  He’d save the next 10 if they were hit at him the same.  Unfortunately a few heads dropped and a few moans started to escape people’s lips.  Not long after, the 2nd Dun Cow goal was scored.  The striker took an early shot through defenders which gave Tony little chance.  We were 2 down in about 15 minutes so this was to be a test of character.

We finally dug in and despite little possession we harried, chased (a lot) and limited the chances.  It looked like we would get to half time at 2-0 down and have a chance to regroup.  Unfortunately Roberto Carlos chose the final minute of the half to Rugby tackle a DC player in our box.  It was a needless challenge and James was keen to point that out to him!  So we trudged off 3-0 down and dispirited.

Half time was memorable!  We had 2 subs (Banksy and Rob H).  Banksy went up top whilst Dave M had a rest.  Rob H returned after a whole season out.  He said he was not fit enough to play in the mid field yet so he was asked to play left back for Roberto.  Roberto clearly still “emotional” after giving away the penalty picked up his stuff and declared he was going home!  This left us all stunned and Greg fearing he’d have to sweep the changing rooms rather than Roberto, went after him to persuade him to come back. 

With Rob eventually slotting in at right back and Gavin at left we kicked off and went straight on the attack.  Silly us.  They countered and despite a miraculous goal line clearance from Gavin they scored from the resulting corner.  2 minutes later it looked like deja vu as again the ball slid of Gavin’s head on the goal line, this time though into his own net.  5-0 with 35 minutes to go.  Oh dear!

We’d talked at half time about wanting the ball and trying to play and it being better giving it away trying to play than punting it away.  The penny seemed to drop despite the score line and we starting keeping the ball for longer, playing some 1-2s and gaining some territory.  We were still working hard when they had the ball and Tony made a couple of great saves but it was much better.  Jono put in a real shift up front.

We made a couple of subs, with Dave M replacing Bully and going to right midfield, Paul moving to the middle.  Roberto (toys back in pram) returned to left back to give Gavin’s hips a rest.
Finally we put a good move together.  We released Dave down the right who using his pace went past his man, slotting a perfectly weighted ball in between the centre backs for Banksy to run onto.  Banksy had no choice but to shoot first time and did so with great accuracy finding the far corner of the goal.

Ten minutes later more Knobs pressure led to a corner.  Our 2 centre backs decided they would wait on the half way line to give our shorter players a chance to score.  The corner came in and looked to be well cleared by Dun Cow.  However it fell to Roberto on our left who sent back a lob from a full 35 yards over the despairing keeper and under the cross bar.  He could have been at home sulking but instead he has a goal he’ll always remember!

And that is how it ended.  If only we hadn’t let in a soft first and a silly penalty it would have looked a respectable score.  We didn’t deserve a draw as they were by far the better team.  But there were many positives. The biggest one was that we are the only team to score more than 1 goal against them all season. Owens, Welwyn, Rickmansworth, Garston didn’t manage that!

Off to the pub.  No opposition turned up and only a few of us.  Instead of the brown stuff we all had bacon sandwiches! (The bacon was brown.)