Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Knobs 1 Sandy 2

E- mail from Andy in the league- what went wrong, in that according to the Sandy sneak it was a game teeming with bonhomie, good nature and played in the right spirit!
Right spirit for who?
I apologise to Richard and John for their needing to hold onto me. Never again.
What happened? Well after constant verbals for 80 odd minutes and having left the field I suppose I took offence to their 'player'-manager calling me a cheat on behalf of my team, repeatedly. So I thought I'd push him and see if his balls were anywhere near his mealy mouthed gob. A duel in the sun to defend my integrity. Oh foolish boy! Don't think he was up for it, pity or perhaps not.
They scored 2 we scored 1, a penalty by Steve. We missed a few and their goalie was up for it also. I thought Knobs were better, though their boy Wayne, up front was a handful.
Was it a penalty? I thought so, soft but a definite penalty. Please comment re your own view of this incident. Didn't their linesmen have good games? Oh well, guess I won't be involved in the grubfest at Blunham for a while.
Anyone for referee from now on- a very rewarding pastime.

12 comments:

John said...

What a load of old tosh, bonhomie my arse, I've never had such a headache after a game after listening to them lot throughout. And according to MBDA they were like that the other week when they were involved in a close game against them.

As I have said before they want it all their own way. "We must be allowed players under 35 as we only have a small squad of 18 and 2 of them are under 35" yeah I bet that's your 2 best players you wanker. Let them have their own way and you can enjoy along with them.

Anyway fuck em, as far as I'm concerned they're getting added to my banned list along with cuntlos and his cunts.

debbie7 said...

Did i miss something after the game? I eas too busy getting the showers warm after getting sweaty running the line. They seemed like a nice bunch of lads in the pub. Oh well if John thinks their Cunts then so do i. What a bunch of fucking inbreds!!

neutral observer said...

Get it to the corner and waste time.
Final whistle- Sandy win World Trophy for lame brains.
They'rev not very pretty either.

Looking from behind the tree said...

I thought it was a cracking penalty though...

it was only a gesture said...

We stay in the league next season' if only for the guaranteed fixtures.
If we do not have a qualified ref we give the opposition the points before the game then get on with a veteran's football match and hopefully win.
I still haven't seen the final league table for last season! That's how relevant the league ultimately is.

said said said said...

Fuck the league and we still have fixtures anyway!

David Fairclough said...

What great comments from John. All hale John the new messiah.

Meetings misser said...

Have I missed a meeting?

Sir Alex said...

who wants to buy a second hand whistle. Blown in vain on many occasions. Needs a careful, non cheating owner.

R said...

Game v Old M's off due to us only having 8 players and no referee..

Not Happy said...

Happy Mothers DAY. You Mothers!!

Anonymous said...

I think we should never arrange a fixture on Mother's Day. We just LOVE our mums too much in Knebworth.

Poor old Beckham eh?