Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 19 October 2008

Saints 0 Knobs 4- league game

Not as easy as it looks. In fact not easy at all! They were good. So what does that make us? Pretty bloody good and hard working and by far the more creative and clinical finishers that's what.
They started the better, stroking the ball around on a nigh on perfect pitch and our early possession didn't look quite so polished. However we were kept in the game early on by some sterling individual efforts. At least we were knuckling down. Great!
We went ahead with a rather pleasant goal. Matt served Steve and the old one-two worked again as old Ben Gunn anticipating a superbly flighted 40 yard diagonal cross peeled off the back and dived to head in once again. How boring it's becoming. Nah it isn't, it's bliddy great!
The score held at 1-0 till half time.
Gavin, in Ron's rotting boots, suddenly came alive in the second half and notched himself two fine goals and together with a fine one from Matt we found ourselves a comfortable 4-0 up.
They pressed well but I thought as a team we defended very resolutely together with some excellent individual performances. Trevor instils confidence with his calling and handling of crosses, there was also one blinding save. Richard outran and outmuscled the roadrunner who eventually retired fatigued and beaten on points. Chris G was again excellent and Chris W played his best game of the season with a hangover. Good defending and goalkicks from Monsieur B and well done all the rest. Tony came on as sub and out of position contributed solidly, including a nice cross cum pass for Matt's goal.
Facilities palatial, nice showers and enormous dressing room. Unfortunately clubhouse was also enormous and packed and where it was spacious, outside, it proved a little too fackin cauld for the southern branch of the Knobs tree. Oh aye and plastic glasses! Giz the Station any day. I'll try again giz the Wicked Lady any day, some of us tried it, no great, full of scoffers eating Credit Crunch specials.
Home just in time to see Spurs lose to Stoke. They're too good to go down.
Next week we are away again, I'm afraid I somewhat cocked up this side of the fixture arrangements. This time we travel away to Kempston, good pitches. 9.20 at the Station. See you all then. We are now top of the league, I believe.

Ron ,

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh what a perfect day...Knob's top of the league... Spurs bottom... Bentley cant even get 90 mins in a very SHITE side... Mr Boyle's phone must have packed up because he would not answer my texts during the fine Stoke win? Well done to all the knobs who played in a very good win. Ditch was my Man of the match Followed by Chris G and Richard.

Anonymous said...

Ditto man and men of match but the team fought together, familiarity has not yet bred contempt. Butr beware- togetherness and through that medium a secure expresiion of individual skills and ideas and we'll always be there or thereabouts.

Anonymous said...

Possession and work rate are the keys to success!

Anonymous said...

HOT OFF PRESS!!!!!

"Geordie washes hands!"-

read all about it in The Netty News.

Anonymous said...

WORK RATE?

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear Mike's comeback from surgery went well. Now with his improved vision he may well be able to find his touch...

Anonymous said...

Glad to see that Bully is happy at last. It's only taken him 9 games. Keep it up old son.

Anonymous said...

Boy at Social Services has nowhere to live.
"What about your parents?"
"No, they beat me"
"What about your grandparents?"
"No, they beat me harder".
"Where do you want to live?"
"Tottenham".
"Why?"
"They don't beat anyone".

Loads more, I don't know why!

Anonymous said...

Spurs too good to go down? Fuck off Ronnie man, have you been on the sauce again?
I hope they fall off the face of the earth along with their uncouth fans. Drop a nuke on Shite Hart Lane i say and take out the surrounding three mile radius!

Anonymous said...

Spurs too good to go down? Fuck off Ronnie man, have you been on the sauce again?
I hope they fall off the face of the earth along with their uncouth fans. Drop a nuke on Shite Hart Lane i say and take out the surrounding three mile radius!

Anonymous said...

Spurs too good to go down? Fuck off Ronnie man, have you been on the sauce again?
I hope they fall off the face of the earth along with their uncouth fans. Drop a nuke on Shite Hart Lane i say and take out the surrounding three mile radius!

Anonymous said...

Ilike Tottingham it was where I first taught in 1973. Tough old place then a bit feeble now.
Bring back Dave MacKay. Aye fitba were diffrint then mind yi wer allowed a tackle or two. Did yi see that penalty against Newcastle?
Man falls over leg, scores penalty and sucks thumb. Sez it aal!

Howay the true emotionally supported clubs!

Chelsea? Arsenal? Man Utd? divvint mek is laugh.

Anonymous said...

Possession of loads of dosh and nae fucking work rate- tis modern soccer.

Anonymous said...

Nuke a 5 mile radius and take out them squatters from Woolwich with it!

Anonymous said...

As Ringo said so threateningly,
"Peace and love brothers".

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself Ringo you scouse git! true supporters? where were you Geordie boy when the so called 'passionate Geordies' made up the sparse crowd in the Jim Smith eighties?
Mirandinio (don't know the correct spelling) remember him? well 14,000 of you do. I think the ground held 27,000 or so then. UP THE SMOGGIES

Anonymous said...

To let "On the Sauce " know that you only get as far as Stratford if you were to nuke a 5 mile radius of Tottenham. Woolwich is approx 13 miles away from Tottenham you stupid boy.

Anonymous said...

You fucking know it all

Anonymous said...

Boy catches his Mum and Dad having sex,

He asks "What you doing?"

His Dad replies "Making you a Brother or Sister"

Little boy says "Do her doggy style i want a puppy!"

Anonymous said...

ho ho fucking ho.
By the way everyone's perfect.
That's out the way then.
That bliddy Osbourne, he's so perfect- cream him.
Ramos he's perfectly soft and hence pathetic. Perfectly pathetic.
Strange Spurs wouldn't be on two points if Joe Kinnear was managing. I hardly think so. Joe is perfectly Joe- a tautology but true.
Howay the lads, howay Joey yiv sorved yer time. What happened to that daft fucker Dyer by the way?
Players of yore who would have ripped up the floorboards today?
Jimmy Scoular- Portsmouth and Newcastle.
Nobby Stiles- Man U
Tommy Gemmill- Celtic
Norman Hunter- Leeds
Jackie Charlton- Leeds
Chopper Harris- Chelsea
Tommy Smith- Liverpool
Kenny Burns- Brum and Notts Forest
Ron Flowers- Wolves
Jimmy Case- Liverpool
Julian Dicks- West Ham
Doyle- Man City
Dave MacKay- Spurs and Derby
Peter McParland- Villa
Nat Lofthouse- Bolton

They were all perfect hackers.
That's football, "shall we have hacking?"- Lord Kinnaird 1800 and summat.
Where's it aal gone?