Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Old Owens 2 Knobs 2

I knew I'd forgotten something! It's when us very very, verrrrry old players play, on form and merit, I may boastfully add, that we tend to forget the other little things in life, like match reports and what's my willie for again.A good result against a good side.Only controversy when manager entered fray, fifteen minutes left to replace a cartilage damaged Dave (hello you cartilage damaged Dave- well played, see you in March). The referee awaiting his big moment approached me and said "watch your elbows this year", yer couldn't mek it up! Only thing I did was try to rip shirt off that young left back's back, other than that all was quite pleasant.We started slowly, but Trevor soon found his mouth. They were knocking the ball round well. They scored from a nicely flighted chip but we soon equalised with a snorter. John Twigg, at centre forward, manager's successful ploy, he tried and played very well, played the rampaging Alistair away down the right. A superb cross from the byline reached the far post where John, following in, rose like a gannet, hung in the air and let his nut butt home the equaliser.They scored again. The rain pissed down by the way but Ali's McLaren proved useful to me on the side.We gained a free kick some 31 and a half yards out. Steve advanced to rifle home a scorcher skimming from beneath the cross bar. 2-2 half time.Second half was a stalemate with them having the best chances with Matt and John left to forage well up front on mere scraps. Mind with minutes to go John was through before being hauled down for a slam dunk fuckin penalty, not given. I did remonstrate politely with the ref "yer friggin cheat" but he was having nowt of it. Well there you go. Honest that was so blatant I'd be be so embarrassed beyond measure if I hadn't given it against us, bliddy honest!Roy went off injured after a sterling game alongside Chris against two very skilful strong forwards (both vets I may add).One pathetic note. Paul came on at half time for Brendan, no that's not pathetic, I stayed off, things were going Ok. I took Mark off and Brendan back on after 65 minutes. I stayed on the line. With 15 minutes left Dave was injured and there was no sign of Mark so I was forced to take the track suit off and join in. It was still raining!With 8 minutes left Roy went off injured and they were pressing hard. Where was Mark, we were down to 10!!! Where were you Mark you didn't mention you were diappaering into the fuckin ether?We held out for a draw. Just as well. Some people put their bodies on the line in games. You can get hurt and sometimes some do. Personally if we'd lost a goal in those last minutes it would have been a real pisser in light of what had gone before. Howay the brave 10 men. I still don't know where Mark is by the way, whether he flushed himself down the bog or just went yem? Does he even know the result, does he care?Trevor was excellent in goal, he handles greasy balls with aplomb. The dirty devil!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

great match report, keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

One of thebest reports for some time I would say

Anonymous said...

Who scored? Remember that league goals count double in the final tally.

Anonymous said...

oh well the phone was quiet yet again! why do i pay my subs? what is the point of a squad? what is the point of a fucking phone?

Anonymous said...

The team should be called Knebworth young boys who kiss arse! Where did the old boys go? put out to seed to accommodate a win at all costs policy that's where. Shame on you.

Anonymous said...

what do the fucking committee have to say about this? where's my phone and where's the fuckers phone numbers?

Anonymous said...

Where the Fuck is the match report you old git?

Anonymous said...

more chance of getting a game for Spurs or Newcastle at this rate. Now theres a thought Ron, you could apply for the managers position at either. Mind you, you would have to leave a settled side!

Anonymous said...

come on ron you cunt where's the fucking report

who scored the goals and when will i get a fucking game again

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Anonymous said...

WOTZ A BLOG FUCKIN ADMINISTRATER WHEN E'S WASHED?

Anonymous said...

Good result guys. Well done. Can I get a game? I've got a spare weekend.

Anonymous said...

Doomed all doomed.
Survival of the species depends on mutuality, cooperation and togetherness in a word communalism. Game theory shows we cannot do it, the Prisoner's Dilemma, try it. As a species we're fucked, we've had our aeon in the sun so move over Beethoven and tell that dinosaur to move, we're coming in.

Anonymous said...

fuckoff

Anonymous said...

I see Joe Kinnearisms are spreading!

Anonymous said...

I confess.

Anonymous said...

you're a cunt

Anonymous said...

Who's a cunt?

Anonymous said...

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