A committee meeting took place on Thursday evening in The Station Hotel and the following statement has been issued on behalf of the club:
Following feedback from various members of the club regarding playing opportunities, the committee have agreed the following selection policy:-
League Games
The strongest available team will be selected with a maximum of 3 substitutes who will be used as seen appropriate to winning the match.
Friendly Games
A nucleus of players who are available for all matches will be selected with the balance being selected from the other playing members on a rotational basis. The intention being that all playing members are offered an opportunity to play.
After the meeting Ron was heard to comment “I was really happy with the outcome of the meeting and especially grateful to being given a vote of confidence from my fellow committee members. I have always loved this club and always will, I can categorically say that I never wanted nor applied for the post of England manager. I would especially like to thank Bill and Clarence for the support and comfort they have provided throughout this difficult time. We can all now move on and personally I am feeling invigorated and full of optimism for the festive period ahead. I would also......”
6 comments:
No I didn't- Bill and Clarence hardly talk to me anymore- I haven't mastered duck -speak, Geordie's only good for French apparently.
Debbie 7 has taken over the mantle of most noxious arse in the club by the way. And his staying power! Two hours of stygian stench. Av been sick all morning.
Hurdy gurdy. I likee the statement and I'm looking to pursue my dream in the Inglissh game and want to invest. Your manager Ron seems a decent bloke although I can barely understand him but I think I can work with him. I've purchased 5% of Trussells and I hope to be in contact soon to offer a sponsorship deal and a named sausage known as 'The Debbie 7 bangers' Toodle-pip!
A Debbie 7 will prove to be nowt but a mash of tatties and gristle with devastating anti social, grounds for divorce after effects. As for the foreign offers it's getting ........
Goody goody we're all chums again!
Remember football and its intricacies is all a matter of opinion. In fact many opinions. I say no more.
I recognise I have been inviting participation on too narrow a focus. It has been difficult but as I said earlier in the week the two guiding principles I tend to follow for selection are regular availability ( I fail to see why a person who makes himself wholly available for football should be penalised) and ability, and as I said that is always a matter of opinion, with mine carrying a little more weight at present. Say no more, say no more!
On the subject of chums- some chums have been negligent in the care of balls, before and after games. to the effect that we're deficient in the very ball department that makes each and every game possible. It looks as if before each game I will need to appoint a "ball monitor" possibly to be called "This Sunday's Ball Monitor" I don't mind. If such an appointee is derelict in his duty he will need to attend me in my study for a jolly good seeing to.
Good luck on Sunday, wish I had been selected.
A bit windy in here has anyone got a cork of some kind.
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