The Vets ran out comfortable winners in a wet and muddy friendly. But co-manager Dastardly Aldrich was under whelmed with the performance. The under sized administrator said "Director of Footballs John Boyle told me the stats report gave us 86% possession but Millhouse and Forde managed only 2 goals between them. It was Jono's 46th birthday today, and between them they should have had a goal for every year. We were rock solid at the back, we only looked like conceding when Muttley Hobbs was upfield for corners, but going forward we really lacked the killer touch in the final third, I will have to take a look at the January transfer market."
Knebworth made several changes for this fixture. Wayne was serving a one match suspension and dealing with his 'lifestyle' issues at the Priory Clinic (it's now 2 clean sheets without him). The Naked Knebworthian Debt Collector Ally agreed to play if Greg was dropped. Greg was dropped. Brendan Wren returned from a scouting trip in Australia, New Zealand, Thailand and California. Tony Clare was dressed as Santa in a shopping centre somewhere and Stuart made his debut in goal. Tory Boy Gavin Simpson made his third comeback from retirement this season, and agreed to be late for his lunch date with Grant Shapps. Gerry was back as well, after finishing a short cage fighting tour in Eastern Europe.
Captain on account of his birthday, Jono gave the pre-match team talk. It was distinctly average speech, but fortunately the translation by Muttley Hobbs was highly motivating and set up the team for a strong start.
Knebworth dominated the match from the beginning, playing some great passing football in difficult conditions. The final ball and finishing was average at best, and the opposition keeper was in great form. Knebworth took the lead when Gavin slipped in the box for a penalty which Bully put away. One nil at half time.
Knebworth were a bit casual in the second half until Chris Cox and Tony K arrived to watch - this reminded the team they were playing for the places, and energy levels rose. Jono made it 2 with a simple tap up after a cross from the right. Then it was 3 when James attacked on the left, passed to Tory Boy Simpson who turned nicely to find space to shoot. The keeper fumbled and then Jono tripped over the ball in the act of scoring from a yard.
Good performance in terrible conditions. Jono left early for his birthday party at a nearby Wacky Warehouse. Strangely not one player was invited to the party. Fair play to Dave M for helping sweep up, and good luck to the Naked Debt collector getting the kit clean.
Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack
Monday, 14 December 2015
Monday, 7 December 2015
Sandridge 0 Knobs 5
The Vets returned to winning ways with a comfortable 5 - 0 win at bottom of the table Sandridge.
This was Sunday morning football at its best - Wayne failed to turn up for the second time this season, Woody confounded expectations by turning up and Banksy had failed to get the kit even moderately clean. Fortunately in the previous 7 days, nobody had retired or left the club, and team joker Martyn "chubby" Brown was back to strengthen the defence.
Kicking downhill and with the wind, Knebworth started quickly and soon took the lead. Dave M combined well with Jono, and Jono made his greatest contribution of the day falling over in the box for a penalty. Bully edged his career success rate from the spot to over 10%, and Knebworth were one up.
Knebworth were dominant and were soon 2 up when Dave M found space to smash the ball home. It was then time for Tony C to turn provider. The Knebworth Youth coach of the year (God help us!) ignored his training manual and hoofed the ball down the hill. Somehow Sandridge struggled to deal with a long straight, traditional English pass, and Woody was able to make it 3 nil.
At half time super sub Banksy came on, so Dave Knights could make some more phone calls. The late arriving Sandridge sub also came on at half time and began to use the phrase "my bad". This phrase, 'to admit one's own mistake' is the reserve of anyone born after 1990, and has no place in vets football. League historian John Boyle said there have been no recorded cases of this phrase being used since the league was founded in 1867. John added, "I hope Ron Crennell does not read the blog this week, he will be shocked to the core to hear of such language".
Sandridge were stronger in the second half with the wind behind them, but it was comfortable at the back for Knebworth. Super sub Banks, angry at being made to start the match last week, scored his 5th in 7 (he claims) to make it 4 nil. Banksy was given so much time to take his shot from 10 yards out that Dave Knights, now back on the pitch, had time to make 3 phone calls from left back.
To round off Woody summed up the energy to run past 3 players from the half way line and make it 5 nil.
A steady win against a struggling Sandridge team. After the match Dastardly Darren Aldrich said "myself and Muttley Hobbs continue to be attacked on social media by anonymous posters, but we are strong, we are top of the league, we've won 6 out of 9 league games". Questioned about his training methods, given the high injury count for the vets this season, Dastardly Darren said "there is nothing wrong with our training drills, look at Banksy he is fit as a fiddle, look at Woody he is so fit he can afford to smoke at half time. Haters gonna hate".
This was Sunday morning football at its best - Wayne failed to turn up for the second time this season, Woody confounded expectations by turning up and Banksy had failed to get the kit even moderately clean. Fortunately in the previous 7 days, nobody had retired or left the club, and team joker Martyn "chubby" Brown was back to strengthen the defence.
Kicking downhill and with the wind, Knebworth started quickly and soon took the lead. Dave M combined well with Jono, and Jono made his greatest contribution of the day falling over in the box for a penalty. Bully edged his career success rate from the spot to over 10%, and Knebworth were one up.
Knebworth were dominant and were soon 2 up when Dave M found space to smash the ball home. It was then time for Tony C to turn provider. The Knebworth Youth coach of the year (God help us!) ignored his training manual and hoofed the ball down the hill. Somehow Sandridge struggled to deal with a long straight, traditional English pass, and Woody was able to make it 3 nil.
At half time super sub Banksy came on, so Dave Knights could make some more phone calls. The late arriving Sandridge sub also came on at half time and began to use the phrase "my bad". This phrase, 'to admit one's own mistake' is the reserve of anyone born after 1990, and has no place in vets football. League historian John Boyle said there have been no recorded cases of this phrase being used since the league was founded in 1867. John added, "I hope Ron Crennell does not read the blog this week, he will be shocked to the core to hear of such language".
Sandridge were stronger in the second half with the wind behind them, but it was comfortable at the back for Knebworth. Super sub Banks, angry at being made to start the match last week, scored his 5th in 7 (he claims) to make it 4 nil. Banksy was given so much time to take his shot from 10 yards out that Dave Knights, now back on the pitch, had time to make 3 phone calls from left back.
To round off Woody summed up the energy to run past 3 players from the half way line and make it 5 nil.
A steady win against a struggling Sandridge team. After the match Dastardly Darren Aldrich said "myself and Muttley Hobbs continue to be attacked on social media by anonymous posters, but we are strong, we are top of the league, we've won 6 out of 9 league games". Questioned about his training methods, given the high injury count for the vets this season, Dastardly Darren said "there is nothing wrong with our training drills, look at Banksy he is fit as a fiddle, look at Woody he is so fit he can afford to smoke at half time. Haters gonna hate".
Tuesday, 1 December 2015
Knobs 2 Blunham 2
Joint managers Dastardly and Muttley are resisting calls to resign after failing to win a league match in November, a 4th player leaving the club and a week of torrid abuse on social media. As Brendan Walkden followed Tory boy Gavin Simpson, left back Vinny and Chairman Mao out of the club, he said "those 2 just never understood me, played me out of position and when they asked me to help put the goals up it was the final straw - I shall be looking for new opportunities in the US with my mate Stevie G".
At the post match press conference Dastardly Aldrich said, "it's just not fair that myself and Muttley get this abuse. Everyone knows that Director of Footballs John Boyle picks the team and makes the substitutions - our role is to send some emails, tell Ron Crennell, Twiggy and Brendan Wren they are not selected, find a last minute replacement for serial drop out Martyn Brown, open up the pavilion, retrieve Dave Millhouse shots from trees and gardens, check Greg has swept up properly and close the pavilion - we have nothing to do with the football side"
With Greg and Wayne predictably late, several players refusing to put goals up then not having the right equipment to secure the nets it was not surprising Knebworth made a poor start to this match. After a first minute run on goal from James, somehow given offside when running with ball, it was Blunham who looked strongest in the opening phases. Blunham were winning the second balls, and playing neat passing football and running past their men. Knebworth were puffing and James, Wayne and Tony C were called on for several last ditch saves and tackles.
Banksy had a chance when James crossed low across the goal, but Blunham took the lead with a header past Tony. A reaction was needed, and just before half time Knebworth equalised with perhaps the scrappiest goal of all time from a corner - but well done to Paul for a goal on debut.
At half time, some harsh words were needed, unfortunately most of the team were gasping for air having been under the cosh for 45 minutes and were unable to speak. However, the second half was a different story. Knebworth were much improved and began to put Blunham under a bit more pressure, with Dave M seeing a bit more the ball and running past some ageing defenders. Unfortunately the best chance fell to the other Millhouse who shot at the keeper when one on one in space. Blunham were not out of it though, and continued to threaten, keeping James and Wayne busy.
Knebworth then took the lead, some comedy defending and goal keeping left Greg with an open goal to hook the ball into from the edge of the box. Greg made no mistake, this time.
Could Knebworth hold on? Sadly not, after a maul collapsed and became a ruck in the 6 yard box, Les decided a drop ball was the answer - a 5 metre scrum would have been more appropriate. The ball came to the edge of the box, Knebworth were slow to react and a shot went in through a crowd of players. Disappointing.
There was still time for one unsavoury incident. With hard man Tony K lying on the floor in a lot of pain, and struggling to breathe, James took exception to the aggressor laughing at Tony and some Sunday league pushing followed. Realising he had failed to back his mate minutes earlier, Bully then also looked for revenge on the culprit and a comedy/embarrassing incident followed as several players pushed each other into the back of the under 12s net and got tangled up. At this point, Les did the sensible thing and called time on the farce at 2-2.
One Blunham player was not content with the final outcome, and continued argument with Tony as we left the pitch, ignoring the fact the there were kids around, thinking it appropriate to try and start a fight, promising to "park" Tony. According to google translate to "park" someone is known in the Knebworth local dialect as to "invite one to fight by the Queensbury rules at a later date to be agreed by both parties" Tony declined the offer and took the goals down instead.
Knebworth were disappointed to concede late and drop points, but Tony was the busiest of the keepers making several excellent saves.
50 shades a beige at the pub, where the Blunham star player was asked for ID by Pete.
At the post match press conference Dastardly Aldrich said, "it's just not fair that myself and Muttley get this abuse. Everyone knows that Director of Footballs John Boyle picks the team and makes the substitutions - our role is to send some emails, tell Ron Crennell, Twiggy and Brendan Wren they are not selected, find a last minute replacement for serial drop out Martyn Brown, open up the pavilion, retrieve Dave Millhouse shots from trees and gardens, check Greg has swept up properly and close the pavilion - we have nothing to do with the football side"
With Greg and Wayne predictably late, several players refusing to put goals up then not having the right equipment to secure the nets it was not surprising Knebworth made a poor start to this match. After a first minute run on goal from James, somehow given offside when running with ball, it was Blunham who looked strongest in the opening phases. Blunham were winning the second balls, and playing neat passing football and running past their men. Knebworth were puffing and James, Wayne and Tony C were called on for several last ditch saves and tackles.
Banksy had a chance when James crossed low across the goal, but Blunham took the lead with a header past Tony. A reaction was needed, and just before half time Knebworth equalised with perhaps the scrappiest goal of all time from a corner - but well done to Paul for a goal on debut.
At half time, some harsh words were needed, unfortunately most of the team were gasping for air having been under the cosh for 45 minutes and were unable to speak. However, the second half was a different story. Knebworth were much improved and began to put Blunham under a bit more pressure, with Dave M seeing a bit more the ball and running past some ageing defenders. Unfortunately the best chance fell to the other Millhouse who shot at the keeper when one on one in space. Blunham were not out of it though, and continued to threaten, keeping James and Wayne busy.
Knebworth then took the lead, some comedy defending and goal keeping left Greg with an open goal to hook the ball into from the edge of the box. Greg made no mistake, this time.
Could Knebworth hold on? Sadly not, after a maul collapsed and became a ruck in the 6 yard box, Les decided a drop ball was the answer - a 5 metre scrum would have been more appropriate. The ball came to the edge of the box, Knebworth were slow to react and a shot went in through a crowd of players. Disappointing.
There was still time for one unsavoury incident. With hard man Tony K lying on the floor in a lot of pain, and struggling to breathe, James took exception to the aggressor laughing at Tony and some Sunday league pushing followed. Realising he had failed to back his mate minutes earlier, Bully then also looked for revenge on the culprit and a comedy/embarrassing incident followed as several players pushed each other into the back of the under 12s net and got tangled up. At this point, Les did the sensible thing and called time on the farce at 2-2.
One Blunham player was not content with the final outcome, and continued argument with Tony as we left the pitch, ignoring the fact the there were kids around, thinking it appropriate to try and start a fight, promising to "park" Tony. According to google translate to "park" someone is known in the Knebworth local dialect as to "invite one to fight by the Queensbury rules at a later date to be agreed by both parties" Tony declined the offer and took the goals down instead.
Knebworth were disappointed to concede late and drop points, but Tony was the busiest of the keepers making several excellent saves.
50 shades a beige at the pub, where the Blunham star player was asked for ID by Pete.
Monday, 23 November 2015
Knobs 1 Welwyn Sports 3
With their worst performance of the season the Vets slumped to a home defeat.
Knebworth rarely beat Welywn, in fact according to club historian Tony Kingsbury they have never beaten them. And having dominated the first half of the match there will never be a better chance to win in this fixture.
Knebworth were the better side in a sluggish first half but went in 1-1 at half time. A shot from Bully was dropped and Dave Millhouse put the rebound home. This was about the only shot on target in first half where Knebworth dominated possession. Welwyn immediately responded and equalising after a winger was allowed too much space to put in a cross leading to a goal from close range.
The less said about the second half the better. Brendan dropped some toys on his knee and the sub was substituted. Tony made a great save 1 on 1 but when we should have gone on to win the game we gifted Welywn the decisive second goal. Very disappointing, too many poor games across the team.
Mountain of food in the pub consumed by then 7 brave enough to show their faces in the pub.
Knebworth rarely beat Welywn, in fact according to club historian Tony Kingsbury they have never beaten them. And having dominated the first half of the match there will never be a better chance to win in this fixture.
Knebworth were the better side in a sluggish first half but went in 1-1 at half time. A shot from Bully was dropped and Dave Millhouse put the rebound home. This was about the only shot on target in first half where Knebworth dominated possession. Welwyn immediately responded and equalising after a winger was allowed too much space to put in a cross leading to a goal from close range.
The less said about the second half the better. Brendan dropped some toys on his knee and the sub was substituted. Tony made a great save 1 on 1 but when we should have gone on to win the game we gifted Welywn the decisive second goal. Very disappointing, too many poor games across the team.
Mountain of food in the pub consumed by then 7 brave enough to show their faces in the pub.
Monday, 16 November 2015
Knobs 2 Goldings 1
At the start of the week we thought we were playing MBDA, mid-week Kimpton, but eventually we ended up playing our old adversaries Goldings in a friendly.
Woody doesn’t do friendlies so he dropped out. Paul drank so much on Friday that the pain in his ankle disappeared so he felt fit enough to replace Woody. On Saturday Paul woke up with a pain in his ankle and head and so he dropped out again. Barney then made himself available after his 1 appearance and instant retirement 4 years ago. The situation was fluid.
On the day there was confusion about whom we were playing and who Barney was. This was not helped by Goldings turning up with 10 and Barney being donated to them. Last week’s referee Gavin also returned from retirement but did state ahead of the game that he may not be able to work as hard as the rest of the team had the previous week.
Gavin need not have worried as the team must have felt sorry for him as they played at a much slower tempo and work rate that the week before.
Referee Les / Len also seemed to be confused. He asked why we were doing another Remembrance Day silence before the game!
The last time we gave the opposition players we lost. It looked like we would do this again as after only a few minutes Barney broke down our right and crossed for the Goldings forward to poke in at the near post. A very poor start.
Although we had the balance of play and possession we looked susceptible to long balls for the 2 (1 borrowed) quick forwards to chase and this became the pattern of play for the rest of the half.
Greg was obviously full of confidence after his goal last week and also wanted to show us he believed in the saying, “if at first you don’t succeed” as he peppered the trees and tennis courts with long range efforts over and over again.
The management dream team’s decision to leave Wayne on the Bench (he took that too literally) was proved to be a genius decision. His replacement (Chairman Al) picked up the ball on the right, crossed and picked out an unmarked Greg who headed the ball into the corner of the net. Total football personified when your centre back appears on the wing and gets an assist. Shortly after the equaliser the whistle went for half time and Al was rewarded for his assist by being donated to Goldings who had another player turn up just in time for their forward to pull his hamstring.
Wayne replaced Al, Barney switched shirts and took a rest, Tony K replaced Gerry and off we went again. Bully declared that anyone who embarrassed Al would win a pint. Martyn nutmegged Al to claim the pint. Goldings changed their formation to what they described as 3 in the middle. In practice it became 5 centre backs as we lay siege to their goal. We must have had 80% possession. Our winning goal finally arrived with a great cross field pass from Greg to Martyn who beat his man to roll the ball across to Barney who had a 1 yard tap in. Goldings had 2 attacks in 45 minutes, both of those from Gavin who somehow managed to sub himself on for one of their players whilst being subbed for Barney. The best chance for Goldings was when our chuckle brothers (Tony C and Wayne) decided to tackle each other under no pressure from anyone.
There was a big concern for Dave K who injured his lungs having to run 20 yards to keep the ball in before slicing it off. He begged to be replaced due to a lack of oxygen.
The game ended, we all decided their best player was the goalkeeper who had made a number of saves and we will all probably forget about the game very quickly.
Ground hog day then ensued – Greg and Wayne swept up and most of us went to the pub for brown food.
Woody doesn’t do friendlies so he dropped out. Paul drank so much on Friday that the pain in his ankle disappeared so he felt fit enough to replace Woody. On Saturday Paul woke up with a pain in his ankle and head and so he dropped out again. Barney then made himself available after his 1 appearance and instant retirement 4 years ago. The situation was fluid.
On the day there was confusion about whom we were playing and who Barney was. This was not helped by Goldings turning up with 10 and Barney being donated to them. Last week’s referee Gavin also returned from retirement but did state ahead of the game that he may not be able to work as hard as the rest of the team had the previous week.
Gavin need not have worried as the team must have felt sorry for him as they played at a much slower tempo and work rate that the week before.
Referee Les / Len also seemed to be confused. He asked why we were doing another Remembrance Day silence before the game!
The last time we gave the opposition players we lost. It looked like we would do this again as after only a few minutes Barney broke down our right and crossed for the Goldings forward to poke in at the near post. A very poor start.
Although we had the balance of play and possession we looked susceptible to long balls for the 2 (1 borrowed) quick forwards to chase and this became the pattern of play for the rest of the half.
Greg was obviously full of confidence after his goal last week and also wanted to show us he believed in the saying, “if at first you don’t succeed” as he peppered the trees and tennis courts with long range efforts over and over again.
The management dream team’s decision to leave Wayne on the Bench (he took that too literally) was proved to be a genius decision. His replacement (Chairman Al) picked up the ball on the right, crossed and picked out an unmarked Greg who headed the ball into the corner of the net. Total football personified when your centre back appears on the wing and gets an assist. Shortly after the equaliser the whistle went for half time and Al was rewarded for his assist by being donated to Goldings who had another player turn up just in time for their forward to pull his hamstring.
Wayne replaced Al, Barney switched shirts and took a rest, Tony K replaced Gerry and off we went again. Bully declared that anyone who embarrassed Al would win a pint. Martyn nutmegged Al to claim the pint. Goldings changed their formation to what they described as 3 in the middle. In practice it became 5 centre backs as we lay siege to their goal. We must have had 80% possession. Our winning goal finally arrived with a great cross field pass from Greg to Martyn who beat his man to roll the ball across to Barney who had a 1 yard tap in. Goldings had 2 attacks in 45 minutes, both of those from Gavin who somehow managed to sub himself on for one of their players whilst being subbed for Barney. The best chance for Goldings was when our chuckle brothers (Tony C and Wayne) decided to tackle each other under no pressure from anyone.
There was a big concern for Dave K who injured his lungs having to run 20 yards to keep the ball in before slicing it off. He begged to be replaced due to a lack of oxygen.
The game ended, we all decided their best player was the goalkeeper who had made a number of saves and we will all probably forget about the game very quickly.
Ground hog day then ensued – Greg and Wayne swept up and most of us went to the pub for brown food.
Monday, 9 November 2015
Knobs 2 Dun Cow 5
Co-mangers Hobbs and Aldrich launched a stinging attack on Director of Footballs John Boyle after the Vets conceded 2 critical goals through unlucky bounces in this match against Dun Cow.
The hard men managers accused Boyle of buying sub-standard match balls. Boyle maintains the balls are genuine high quality, bought from Fred the Fence at the back of Mike Ashley Soccer World. Hobbs and Aldrich remain unconvinced.
Having lost in the cup last week, Knebworth made several changes to the squad for this league match. Jono was left out following a training ground bust up with Tony C, Paul "biscuits" Matthews was sent to A&E as a precautionary measure, Woody was competing in a marathon (a drinking one) and Tony K took one look at the form guide and pulled his groin. So the formation switched to 4-5-1, once the telepathic managers realised they had agreed to play different Robs at centre half.
On a heavy pitch, Knebworth held their own in the first half against a strong Dun Cow side who have not lost a match since Tony Clare had a full head of hair. Knebworth conceded possession at times, but looked dangerous in the counter attack, with the Dave 'the mouth' Millhouse putting in a great shift. In midfield his brother Greg 'wallace' Millhouse had his best game of the season despite having to carry Bully and Darren on his shoulders.
Into the second half Knebworth had just started to believe in themselves when disaster struck. Hobbs was perfectly positioned (as usual) to clear a cross but the bouncing ball did not bounce and went straight under his foot to the far post and Dun Cow were able to take the lead. At this point John Boyle started to look a bit shifty on the sidelines.
Knebworth soon struck back - the Millhouse brothers combined well, and the one with slightly more hair (Greg) found some space in the box to equalise. Back in the game, Knebworth continued to attack and Banksy found some space on the edge of the box.... say what you like about Banksy, and most people do, the boy can finish 2-1 Knebworth with 21 minutes to go - what could possibly go wrong ...
Into the last 20 minutes the crowd doubled with Tony K, Vinny and Phil Wheeler arriving at the Rec having heard on the radio a victory to rival Japan vs . South Africa was possible.... But disaster struck again when a weak shot bounced under Tony Clare due to the faulty footballs again. John Boyle was now starting to look very guilty. Dun Cow could not believe their luck, and were re-energised to go for the win. They were successful in that objective. From 2-1 up with 20 minutes to go, to a 5-2 defeat for Knebworth.
The final score did not reflect a strong performance, and everyone showed great commitment. particularly the Millhouse brothers who also swept up after non-paying Rob H failed to do his duty and clean the dressing room. Note to all, if you have to leave in a hurry after the game make sure are not in the last 2 to arrive!
Thanks to Gavin "Tory Boy" Simpson for another good performance with the whistle.
The hard men managers accused Boyle of buying sub-standard match balls. Boyle maintains the balls are genuine high quality, bought from Fred the Fence at the back of Mike Ashley Soccer World. Hobbs and Aldrich remain unconvinced.
Having lost in the cup last week, Knebworth made several changes to the squad for this league match. Jono was left out following a training ground bust up with Tony C, Paul "biscuits" Matthews was sent to A&E as a precautionary measure, Woody was competing in a marathon (a drinking one) and Tony K took one look at the form guide and pulled his groin. So the formation switched to 4-5-1, once the telepathic managers realised they had agreed to play different Robs at centre half.
On a heavy pitch, Knebworth held their own in the first half against a strong Dun Cow side who have not lost a match since Tony Clare had a full head of hair. Knebworth conceded possession at times, but looked dangerous in the counter attack, with the Dave 'the mouth' Millhouse putting in a great shift. In midfield his brother Greg 'wallace' Millhouse had his best game of the season despite having to carry Bully and Darren on his shoulders.
Into the second half Knebworth had just started to believe in themselves when disaster struck. Hobbs was perfectly positioned (as usual) to clear a cross but the bouncing ball did not bounce and went straight under his foot to the far post and Dun Cow were able to take the lead. At this point John Boyle started to look a bit shifty on the sidelines.
Knebworth soon struck back - the Millhouse brothers combined well, and the one with slightly more hair (Greg) found some space in the box to equalise. Back in the game, Knebworth continued to attack and Banksy found some space on the edge of the box.... say what you like about Banksy, and most people do, the boy can finish 2-1 Knebworth with 21 minutes to go - what could possibly go wrong ...
Into the last 20 minutes the crowd doubled with Tony K, Vinny and Phil Wheeler arriving at the Rec having heard on the radio a victory to rival Japan vs . South Africa was possible.... But disaster struck again when a weak shot bounced under Tony Clare due to the faulty footballs again. John Boyle was now starting to look very guilty. Dun Cow could not believe their luck, and were re-energised to go for the win. They were successful in that objective. From 2-1 up with 20 minutes to go, to a 5-2 defeat for Knebworth.
The final score did not reflect a strong performance, and everyone showed great commitment. particularly the Millhouse brothers who also swept up after non-paying Rob H failed to do his duty and clean the dressing room. Note to all, if you have to leave in a hurry after the game make sure are not in the last 2 to arrive!
Thanks to Gavin "Tory Boy" Simpson for another good performance with the whistle.
Monday, 2 November 2015
Knobs 1 Oxhey Jets 2
The Vets crashed out of the Herts County Cup losing in a competitive match for the first time this season.
It was a beautiful November morning, the early morning sun rose over the church and shone through the giant cloud of mist from Banksy's Shisha pipe. Despite the loss of Woody, Sergio and Biscuits Matthews, Knebworth were able to put out a strong team with Jono and Dave M back in the squad to reinforce the forward line. It was a typical Knebworth first half - a strong Oxhey side dominated possession but good shape and a resilient back line kept the ship steady. Greg and Martyn put in a lot of work to help Bully and Darren who were out numbered in he middle. Playing on the break, Knebworth had a couple of half chances, but non-scoring centre midfielder Darren was the man to break the deadlock. After some good work down the left, a shot was blocked and the ball fell to Darren to smash a side footer home. 1-0 against the run play, this usually means Knebworth are playing well.
Unfortunately after a couple of changes at half time, Knebworth lost their shape and conceded twice shortly after the interval. As Tony C was keen to point out after the game, neither were his fault (team game Tony, first for everything and all that!). A cruel bounce saw a cross skip past Tony K for the first goal, and Wayne left the referee with little choice for a penalty for the second goal.
Knebworth fought hard to get back in the game, but struggled to impose themselves and hold their shape. Wayne and Tony C were excellent throughout, but in the end it probably looked more likely to go to 3-1 than 2-2.
Great effort from everyone, this was a strong Oxhey side and a close game.
Strong turn out from a hungry Oxhey side at the pub left a few chips for the Knebworth stragglers.
Post match warm down was held at Odyssey "Health Club" Family Swim session where Jono and James were joined by reserve squad members Gerry Dempsey and Steve Bradley. Unfortunately the pool had to be closed when a huge amount of foam appeared in the water after Jono jumped in. Jono, now banned from the "Health Club", blames the 2 litres of shampoo dumped on his head by best friend Wayne after the match. Hard man Gerry took the opportunity to strut his stuff in the free weights section of the gym.
It was a beautiful November morning, the early morning sun rose over the church and shone through the giant cloud of mist from Banksy's Shisha pipe. Despite the loss of Woody, Sergio and Biscuits Matthews, Knebworth were able to put out a strong team with Jono and Dave M back in the squad to reinforce the forward line. It was a typical Knebworth first half - a strong Oxhey side dominated possession but good shape and a resilient back line kept the ship steady. Greg and Martyn put in a lot of work to help Bully and Darren who were out numbered in he middle. Playing on the break, Knebworth had a couple of half chances, but non-scoring centre midfielder Darren was the man to break the deadlock. After some good work down the left, a shot was blocked and the ball fell to Darren to smash a side footer home. 1-0 against the run play, this usually means Knebworth are playing well.
Unfortunately after a couple of changes at half time, Knebworth lost their shape and conceded twice shortly after the interval. As Tony C was keen to point out after the game, neither were his fault (team game Tony, first for everything and all that!). A cruel bounce saw a cross skip past Tony K for the first goal, and Wayne left the referee with little choice for a penalty for the second goal.
Knebworth fought hard to get back in the game, but struggled to impose themselves and hold their shape. Wayne and Tony C were excellent throughout, but in the end it probably looked more likely to go to 3-1 than 2-2.
Great effort from everyone, this was a strong Oxhey side and a close game.
Strong turn out from a hungry Oxhey side at the pub left a few chips for the Knebworth stragglers.
Post match warm down was held at Odyssey "Health Club" Family Swim session where Jono and James were joined by reserve squad members Gerry Dempsey and Steve Bradley. Unfortunately the pool had to be closed when a huge amount of foam appeared in the water after Jono jumped in. Jono, now banned from the "Health Club", blames the 2 litres of shampoo dumped on his head by best friend Wayne after the match. Hard man Gerry took the opportunity to strut his stuff in the free weights section of the gym.
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