Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
23 comments:
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Just had my first shit since the horse meat scandal.
It was good to firm, soft in places.
This blog is as shit as shit Dave
Horse walks into a bar. Barman says 'sorry mate, we don't serve food in here'
i am available sunday
It's the shit Station beer Dave, aptly called The Station.
Do you know Cider boy has a girlfriend?
Findus lasagne contains horse meat. I'd check the spaghetti bologneighs as well.
What's the fuss? For years we've been told that Ready Meals contain too much Salt and Shergar.
What a lucky lot you are as i got to Asda today and found you a real bargain. Treat your love on valentines day to Mr Brains pork faggots in a rich west country sauce and only £1 for 4. Contains 4% pork. Yummy yum happy shoppers.
Please ignore the above as it is an imposter. Mt deals are far better than this nonsense.
You don't know wot yer eatin.
I do all my food from scratch and it is cooked using fresh local vegetarian ingredients. Especially the spices.
Even Waitrose and M & S will prove polluted you watch.
Food scandal for vegetarians: radish found to be up to 100% horseradish
Do you know that bullocks are covered with warts on their insides!
do you know what's in processed meat products?
Bone, sinew , guts and slime rendered to slurry then the watery shite is driven off by heat and the resultant "solid" is made into your meat for your burgers, kebabs, shepherds pies etc.. You must be fucking desperate to put your gob into contact with that filth. Thank your gods for spices and additives!
Ah a piece of lettuce such purity and organic to boot.
Lytton chicken legs riddled with rickets. Keep chewing boys.
I wasn't happy...she kept on pulling my leg.
what is sense of humour?
It's an abstract concept.
He couldn't get his leg over so she told him to hoppit!
he took up running and gave up cricket cos the ball kept hitting his stumps.
Asked why he shot her he was stumped for an answer.
What is squad tomorrow
am i in the squad tomorrow?
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