Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 6 January 2013

Knobs 6 Therfield 3

Could have been a difficult game but with Paul coming through in goal in place of a croaky Dave and two contributing guest players Des and Mark we came through well. Not to forget a cameo role from the returning Roy, for it was he, wonderfully blocking John Boyle's nemesis and effectively shutting his trap for the first time in living memory.
I figured we were on for 15 at the start but a lacklustre beginning swiftly saw us 2-0 down and a measure of overstriving entered the proceedings which meant we were not home and dry till the hour mark. Thereafter it could have been a hatful but turned out only six.
Their effective midfielder thumped in an early half chance followed by a  Chris deflection which gave us a jolt. 2-0 behind, ten minutes gone.
Ali, good Dave, Bully and Joel exhibited our riches in midfield but none of them were bringing the very best out of Mark. Gerry, very industrious throughout, found Dave who shimmied into the area before carefully netting from a narrow angle. A controversial penalty saw Bully placing hard toward the corner only for their excellent keeper to tip round the corner. Still 2-1 but only a matter of time methinks. Mark carried a ball inside and let fly from 25 and a slight deflection saw the ball loop high into the net. Energy and fitness would settle the game second half. Dave had left with a hamstring pull and Alistair replaced Chris Wilson who went into centre mid to effectively compete against and eventually shackle their best player. A sweet left to right move saw them take the lead, a very well worked goal but we levelled after a deflected shot from Mark was spilled by the keeper and was snaffled by Gerry. Ali then scored a peach from distance, guided through bodies with the outside of his foot into the bottom corner. How many more do you want? Two it seemed. A very sweet cross shot from Joel high over the keeper as he cut in from the left, 5-3. Someone help me out with the other one!
Brendan had a very competent game which he marked with an innovative new style pass, the spoon pass. He tried it 5 times and it came off 4- don't persist Brendan! Watching Roy's 15 minutes stroll out gave me shivers as memories of his play in 5 a sides came flooding back to haunt me. Was it Des who advanced to score  the 6th? No it wasn't, he had gallpoed forward in a lovely move earlier , like Arkle, before hitting too high. des not Arkle. No it was Chris Wilson who rifled home the sixth after an excellent move.
Two games against Therfield one we concede 9 and score 3 or 4 and today. Difference a fixture of two keepers really. Ours then and theirs today.
Good turn out at the chicken abbatoir. I left early for a mushroom risotto lunch in Welwyn.
Toodle pip and Happy New Year.
PS
Maggie in hysterics all day. If anyone sees me reffing and chewing me gob while slouching round with hands behind back, kick me up the arse.
She's still laughing. I'm really upset.
Ronald

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

First game back and bully takes a penalty. What gave him the right to do that. Take a few weeks off steve.

Anonymous said...

Ahh! I miss Roy the best centre back this club has had. Are playing agsin sime time soon Roy.

Anonymous said...

Roy back for the Harpenden game- here noted firtst yessum sirreeee
blok batter bash

Dave J said...

Looking forward to that game. Don't let me down Roy. 50p first foul! Im counting on you.

Egghead said...

Pat Taff rode Arkle - it was the question that I got wrong on Eggheads. Haunts me to this day. It was great to see Roy back. And Bully. Chris Wilson scored the 6th. If I remember, it came off his shin. Nice to see joel grab his first goal. I think his goal ratio per shot now reads 1:345. Not bad stats. Happy new year everyone.

whistler said...

Penalty, foul, our ball, no penalty, no foul not your ball- you're a fuckin idiot- no I didn't swear at you- you fuckin idiot.
Yes it's brainbox Steve fresh from failed audition on the fucking X Fuckter. Funny- not. Fanny definitely.

Anonymous said...

Taffe!

Anonymous said...

Dear John (Boyle),
You missed a precious moment when Roy, on for about a minute, nailed 'the mouth'.
The mirth knew no bounds from my angle!

Dave J said...

Royston, your a fucking Legend!!

Rumour has it said...

Bully is less Beefy more laughing cow?

Sick boy said...

I am feeling much better today. What really helped was a trip to Stevenage. I popped into Asda a was pleased to find a special event. They are rolling back many products to 50p.

Loads of things included but I spent my money on pot noodles. I will eat loads of these this week and will build my strength up for the game on Sunday.

You just watch me on Sunday. I will be man of the match.

Dave J said...

Im going to eat loads of pot noodles and shit myself in the changing rooms.

chairman said...

As substitute? Pretty impressive!

Anonymous said...

Therfield wont play us anymore unless Beaky is playing.

Anonymous said...

Bully starting and the chairman on the bench, i can see trouble ahead.

God minus a leg said...

There is no bench,
Everyone gets a fair share of play in accordance with the constitution, the political standing of personnel, ability,arrangements forced on us in any particular week and last but certainly least, how players are contributing on the day. Oh and also the flow of each individual game.
Fuck off yi stirring twats.

Benny said...

Why was I taken off then when everyone said I had a good game?

Chairman said...

There are different levels of good Brendan. Obviously your level is lower than mine.

Gavin said...

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

Dave J said...

So now I know why I go for fat birds with no teeth

Real Dave J said...

Don't talk about Steve like that.

The real Steve said...

Fuck off Dave

only half of Steve said...

I can wear skinny jeans now

Anonymous said...

He's hardly a Belsen boy!

No 1 fan said...

Roy check your e mails- are you available?

No 1 fan said...

Benny check your e mails, you will not find one from me!

Ron Crennell said...

players Sunday Trevor, John B, Tony, Roy(?), Dave, Ian, Chris, Steve, Brendan, Gavin, Richard, Ron.
John Twigg referee.
howzatt!

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Gutted said...

Snow over the weekend. Im fucking fucked off with it. Im so hoping the games on.

Michael Fish said...

Snowing only while we're playing. It'll be OK

fingers crossed said...

Hope we get lots of snow before sunday as its going to be to cold for football.

real hard said...

JB such a wimp, use the Sandy mittens.

Tony said...

JB is right, its too cold for football so the game should be postponed.

John B said...

I really hope it's called off Sunday. I can't be doing with all this football lark so soon after my festive break. I need a holiday i tell you.

Anonymous said...

so looking forward to Sunday love to see grown men shivering and weeping!

Dave J said...

Breaking news game off tomorrow.