Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 1 October 2012

Welwyn 2 Knobs 1

Watched most of game quietly from my car, my sickbed.
It was 1-0 when I arrived to see an arrangement of a team that I did not recognise. It turned out that Joel did not show- injured apparently. Jamie on sidelines with flag- achilles injury, Steve hobbling around gamefully, now out for rest of year, then Vinnie collapsing dramtically with a turned ankle which should see him unavailable for a time. Bad luck!
They weren't that great and the closeness of the final score showed that. We had the vast majority of chances that were not taken, especially second half. Andy did convert one from a slick through pass from a struggling Bully. They hardly pressed from my viewpoint.
Can't remember much memorable, good pitch, difficult wind- hard lines chaps. Perhaps Gavin can add something memorable to this terse report.

60 comments:

Gavin said...

I agree with Ron.

Invalid said...

Excellent displays by Ali (Midfield), Darren and Tony. Most of the rest of us were injured.

Anonymous said...

#thebiglumpisfucked

Anonymous said...

Brendan woz shite otherwise it felt like a football game

The Real Gavin said...

I'm still coming to terms with my appalling miss to comment. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Phil caught me in Tesco buying a bottle of whisky so I can drown my sorrows. Gutted.

has been (nowhere) said...

Well Gavin it could have been the wind.
You should perhaps have hit it first time.
You didn't but you recovered a tad slowly and your final effort was blocked.
Did they ever have a chance like that?
No.
Mind you there were other chancesa we had- Ali's shot when through on the right springs to mind and some woeful headers.
Don't worry I think you are great and will recover your verve. As long as you turn out and play.

Knob(bly) said...

Brendan wasn't exactly shite- shite can make the ball stick.

trawlerman said...

ROY making his comeback this week after 3 years away.

Gavin said...

I agree with The Real Gavin. I was rubbish.

Baa Baa said...

Last of the real Bull?
Probably.

Returning Hero said...

Was away last week. That is why you lost! One game played this season - 11 goals scored in it.
I'm back this week so we will win. We can celebrate after the game with this incredible deal - Carling Chrome Lager 4 bottles for £1.24 at Asda. That is only 31p each. Am I right Gavin?

Steve Bulk said...

Now I'm injured you will see what your missing

The Real Gavin said...

Your sums are correct Returning Hero. And a great deal to boot. It means you can get 20 cans for the price of a football game. No wonder John is not turning out on a Sunday. And you're right...I should have hit it first time. It's a confidence thing. And word on the street is that Old Owen's are now shit hot. We're lucky to grab the free three points there.

light touch manager said...

Players for Sunday's game away v Walkern
Ron, Mark Mills, John T, Brendan, Dave, Gerry, Richard, Chris C,Gavin, Andy, Tony.Darren A, Joel.
Await a caontact from John B and Roy.
Just to let you all know.
Injured list- Vinnie, Chris G, Ian, Steve B, Jamie.
All others asked are not available for other reasons.

John said...

Fuck me at them prices you'll never see me again on a Sunday morning.

It was fun while it lasted but beer must come first.

Leading light said...

Kit washer for Sunday is Gerry. Sorry Gerry blame my daughter for picking your name out of the tombola. If your not going to read the blog you will be suprised on Sunday.

Gavin said...

I must say thanks to Dave for the beer tip off above. I popped to Asda last night and pick up a few beers. They also had an offer on Rolling Rock. Not as cheap as Daves deal but still less than £2 for 4.

AA said...

A rich vein of new blood.

Demps said...

Stick the kit.

Nostalgic said...

For years the kit has been washed by a volunteer on the day of the game. Sometimes a bit of peer pressure was needed but it was always done. Now we have some clown pulling names out of a hat (or so he says!). This is not acceptable.

You are no longer the manager leave the team alone.

Blut said...

Coo 20 comments, someone must be bored!

Des said...

Dave for manager, no one else gives a fuck!

Bring back Dave said...

Couple of bottles of Ichnusa Speciale, cost nothing. Asda can't even match that. Lovely.

Steven Bull said...

#meformanager

Anonymous said...

You need the Bull back in the fold. He is the most knowledgable Football man at the club. Management maybe?

#bringbackthebull

Ironic said...

He has great people skills.

nearly wrecked the club said...

cant be any worse than that last toss pot

Dear Anonymous said...

Yes your right. Steve has alot of folds.

Steve said...

Sorry to disappoint but I'm fit.

You sure said...

I've heard many girls call you fit. Not!

Anonymous said...

Coo 30 comments, people are alive. Just!

Anonymous said...

Bully went get some consistency back. Bully for the top job!

#backthebullybid

Thick said...

#learnenglish

Brendan said...

Sorry to disappoint but I'm shit.

Roy's mate said...

Roy not ready. But be very nervous, he's coming.

#backthebull said...

You know it makes sense

Roy said...

All the way #backthebull

Des said...

I'm in #backthebull

forgot my knob said...

I am available sunday

Anonymous said...

Phew!!!
You boring cunts.

#FATBACKthebull said...

What a cock

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