What happened- that Red Stripe!
A pleasant drink at Ye Cricket Club- John loves it, country views and beer. Lots turned up but where was Paul? Brendan apparently was pissed in Copenhagen, piss poor excuse. We had our wee presentation then hit the Raja for sustenance. We are now banned, oh well there you go. Dave said he didn't like curry and didn't want to go.
Awards. Democtratic players' Player of Year, Chris, no longer young, Wilson.
Clubman of the year John Boyle, Bill has at last got rid of a dust gathering piece of clutter.
Manager's Player of the Year, Tony 'locked in the lavatory' aka Kenny Kingsland. Well deserved.
Ron got some leaving gifts- yet the bastards going nowhere after all. His approach to Maggie in orange pants and Peruvian hat clutching nodding trophy at midnight got a verbal shafting. C'est la vie!
Remember June 26th away v Guilding Morden, I'll be in touch, the home to Garston on September 4th.
Welcome to the festive ramblings of faraway Sir Ronald and his knobs Dancer Dave, Dasher Darren and Prancer Al. Do take the time to browse around and participate in the blog. Older, slower and fatter than ever, that's the festive knobs!
Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
30 comments:
Ron for manager!! Now he's not leaving he has to do one more season.
Ron for manager, no more Daisy Dave
Fuck off
i agree. i only wanted the job because no one else was big enough to step up. Let Ron have it back the club won't be same without him in the team.
Honestly...were we banned? It all went slightly wrong. My last memory was Dave running off into the distance.
calm down daisy
its not just dodgy dave who is manager, thought it was joint managers, what about john t?
John Twigg - who he?
Only one barred is daisy dave
he was standing on my furniture, I banned him- he dont like curry anyway but he sure knocked back my Cobra. I breathe on him in disgust.
Let me and Steve be managers. Atleast we'll get to play every game and we can bring some Stevenage oik's in to the team.
Daisy "i'm not going to an Indian but i have no mate's so can i come and will you pretend to like me" Dave
Dandy and myself were voted in at the agm so we are the managers whatever the rest of you say.
it would be easy for Bully to manage the team from the centre spot
AGM spoke loud and "true" give Debby a chance though his assistant is a bitofan absentee landlord.
Will loud mouthed one get a game- rumoured to be in training.
Are we not Knebworth vets, the outsiders should go and go now
Didn't know there was a vets in Knebworth, I go to Roebuck vets. What's the address?
I'm joining the legion who's with me?
Who was in the team of the year John? It will be a way of motivating people for next year! This is the kind of innovative thinking that the new management team are lacking. We need more stats to get a clearer picture. Can we add assists next year to the data sheet you handed around on Friday? And clean sheets? And penalties given away? More stats, the clearer the picture. That's what they do in baseball and that's what we should do. It will revolutionise Vets football.
The cricket club are looking to open all year round. May b a new venue for next season
when are we joining?
Best Guinness in Hertfordshire?
It could only be Knebworth British legion.
Bon viveurs, conviviality and no Boer bastards. Who's joining?
vets are old people. They cant run fast. Some can't even run.
If you don't try to play to feet and work your way up the pitch you have no chance of competing. You can boot it as far upfield as poss and hope someone does something in the last third- an own goal is always acceptable. But best try passing it to each other not putting it into space nobody has the puff to run into. Try it you might enjoy the result.
i am available sunday
Can you pass to feet?
or are you a merchant of the long distance hoik? (10 yards and that' your lot).
The correct reponse is.......?
i am available sunday
is Daisy in charge Sunday
who the hell knows!
no subs to be paid for tomorrows one off friendly.
Mark Mills has broken leg but is available, why?
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