Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 12 June 2011

team meet -presentations

What happened- that Red Stripe!
A pleasant drink at Ye Cricket Club- John loves it, country views and beer. Lots turned up but where was Paul? Brendan apparently was pissed in Copenhagen, piss poor excuse. We had our wee presentation then hit the Raja for sustenance. We are now banned, oh well there you go. Dave said he didn't like curry and didn't want to go.
Awards. Democtratic players' Player of Year, Chris, no longer young, Wilson.
Clubman of the year John Boyle, Bill has at last got rid of a dust gathering piece of clutter.
Manager's Player of the Year, Tony 'locked in the lavatory' aka Kenny Kingsland. Well deserved.
Ron got some leaving gifts- yet the bastards going nowhere after all. His approach to Maggie in orange pants and Peruvian hat clutching nodding trophy at midnight got a verbal shafting. C'est la vie!
Remember June 26th away v Guilding Morden, I'll be in touch, the home to Garston on September 4th.

30 comments:

Zambucca Zombie said...

Ron for manager!! Now he's not leaving he has to do one more season.

i say said...

Ron for manager, no more Daisy Dave

vindaloo dave said...

Fuck off

Debbie7 said...

i agree. i only wanted the job because no one else was big enough to step up. Let Ron have it back the club won't be same without him in the team.

Anonymous said...

Honestly...were we banned? It all went slightly wrong. My last memory was Dave running off into the distance.

i said said...

calm down daisy

kenny kingsland said...

its not just dodgy dave who is manager, thought it was joint managers, what about john t?

Anonymous said...

John Twigg - who he?

mr raja said...

Only one barred is daisy dave

little raja said...

he was standing on my furniture, I banned him- he dont like curry anyway but he sure knocked back my Cobra. I breathe on him in disgust.

Rotund Tony said...

Let me and Steve be managers. Atleast we'll get to play every game and we can bring some Stevenage oik's in to the team.

i know said...

Daisy "i'm not going to an Indian but i have no mate's so can i come and will you pretend to like me" Dave

jihn t said...

Dandy and myself were voted in at the agm so we are the managers whatever the rest of you say.

Daisy said...

it would be easy for Bully to manage the team from the centre spot

Stevenage oik said...

AGM spoke loud and "true" give Debby a chance though his assistant is a bitofan absentee landlord.
Will loud mouthed one get a game- rumoured to be in training.

jog on said...

Are we not Knebworth vets, the outsiders should go and go now

is that enough rice? said...

Didn't know there was a vets in Knebworth, I go to Roebuck vets. What's the address?

knebworth pensionerbut not inbred said...

I'm joining the legion who's with me?

Statto said...

Who was in the team of the year John? It will be a way of motivating people for next year! This is the kind of innovative thinking that the new management team are lacking. We need more stats to get a clearer picture. Can we add assists next year to the data sheet you handed around on Friday? And clean sheets? And penalties given away? More stats, the clearer the picture. That's what they do in baseball and that's what we should do. It will revolutionise Vets football.

hot off the press said...

The cricket club are looking to open all year round. May b a new venue for next season

legion forever said...

when are we joining?

fit for a hero said...

Best Guinness in Hertfordshire?
It could only be Knebworth British legion.
Bon viveurs, conviviality and no Boer bastards. Who's joining?

forgotten knobs distant view said...

vets are old people. They cant run fast. Some can't even run.
If you don't try to play to feet and work your way up the pitch you have no chance of competing. You can boot it as far upfield as poss and hope someone does something in the last third- an own goal is always acceptable. But best try passing it to each other not putting it into space nobody has the puff to run into. Try it you might enjoy the result.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

sir bruce said...

Can you pass to feet?
or are you a merchant of the long distance hoik? (10 yards and that' your lot).
The correct reponse is.......?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

help me said...

is Daisy in charge Sunday

hell said...

who the hell knows!

Good news said...

no subs to be paid for tomorrows one off friendly.

stir it said...

Mark Mills has broken leg but is available, why?