Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 14 March 2011

Knobs 2 Goldings Grandads and young ‘uns 1

What a feisty encounter! And it had all started so well. Nets and goals were up before we even got in to the changing room. This new management team…it’s a different gravy. Even the shirts were hanging on the wall!

The game kicked off (after a discussion about league rules) in what can only be described as miserable conditions. We had a new goalie in the first half. Step forward Dave Jordan. He knows how to give. And take based on a tackle in the second half. Doggy is his favourite. Anyway, it was a competitive game with a few chances at both ends. On a tricky pitch, there was some nice inter-linking play between Mike, Andy and Gavin but unfortunately no outcome. Richard battled hard in the 1st half in the centre of midfield but for some reason they seemed to have the edge. They were just bigger and stronger in that first half. Their goal came from a corner, where the ball managed to squeeze past Alistair at the near post and their striker chested it in. Dave at some point tipped a shot on to the post but before half time we were level thanks to a wonderful strike from Andy on an angle. It nearly burst the net. Like ‘Hot Shot’ Hamish.

At half-time, a discussion was had about tactics and soon Dave was out on pitch and Gavin was put in goal. A clean sheet was to come. Chris Cox had also come on to the field for the unlucky Mike. We seemed to be stronger in the second half. Got more in to them and harassed them somewhat. John Boyle showed his battling qualities and the right side combo of him and Darren looked particularly solid. Chris and Tony were also playing a much higher line which seemed to help enormously with defensive stability. Bully was also coming into his own with some nice turns and touches and it was from his curling free-kick that saw us get the 2nd goal. The keeper could only parry it out to Andy who happily tucked it away like the fox in the box that he is. That was his eighth goal in the league. Impressive stuff considering the number of games he has played.

After that, it all got a bit tense. Ron managed a difficult 2nd half very well. There was a bit of time wasting going on, a few tough tackles, some foul language…it was as if we were playing Sandy! With around 10 minutes to go, Grandad finally lost it and shoved Dave in the back. Fisticuffs looked on the cards with Tony having a Usain Bolt moment in supporting Dave…clearly he is trying to impress the new management team so he won’t get locked in the changing rooms again. A sending off occurred. A rare moment in a Vet’s game but afterwards in the pub it was all hunky dory. Ooo…I nearly forgot to mention Alistair’s rugby tackle with the young lad. A marvellous sight to behold. That’s what you want to see from your leaders. Grit, determination and some suspected broken ribs. It is obvious that we should all be thankful for our week off before we play our last league game.

Well done everyone. A tight game but as Brad Gilbert says, sometimes you have to win ugly and yesterday, we did that.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone seen Ron?
last seen in Station being bought pints of guinness by the big bad grandad he sent off,

A referee said...

I got home safe- he was a really nice guy.
Hic!

Grandad said...

I hate yu fucking wankers who play for Knebworth. We've never beaten you and if i see your number 16 i will give the blunt end of my zimmer frame. My pension book will go where the sun don't shine aswell.

dippy larry said...

Tony must stop laughing, it's notr good to laugh in such a serious game as football. More swearing, biting, gouging, snarling and scowling. It's the only way.

the real Grandad said...

Oh!, Humbug. I meant Werthers originals.

Tony said...

sorry dippy larry/Ron, how can you not laugh at that shower of shit of a game, and the way Dave curled up in a ball ninja style!

ninja said...

15 more minutes and i would of had him!! Will be there for you tony if ever needed.

Hugs

Tony said...

ive got a big man hug waiting for you Dave!

Grandad said...

stick yer dick up his arse the soft shite wanker, its what he wants

the real proper Grandad said...

Wheres me teeth

I Looked Upto Him said...

What a Girl Dave was. He starts trouble every week and the minute someone is up for it, he rolls up like an unborn baby. Bless him!

Doctor Whooo said...

Like an unborn baby what?
I too was surprised!
I thought his corset had splintered and he'd caught a shard of whalebone up his jacksy.

Lame duck said...

Am away till Saturday.
Have arranged a friendly v Harpenden at home hope you all appreciate that but please make sure you turn up. Still no Trevor and I dunno what's happened to paul on the ski slopes was he too piste to come home?
Please liaise with trusty John Boyle till my return.
I supposes I'll ref for a quiet morning!

Debbie7 said...

Won't be there on Sunday. Too scared to leave the house just in case i might find trouble. It's everywhere now days. Knowing my luck someone might hit me from behind. Now thats brave!

another dream over said...

is it true that dave bottled it? i find that hard to believe

Olivier said...

Dave is an actor from some Stratford stage- east London Stratford, ay ba gum what a performance.
Encore- most certainly.

Gielgud said...

Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,Dave,
Sorry, has anyone mentioned Dave on the blog yet?
Give him a break you bunch of children.

Dave said...

Its only me talking about myself mostly on here anyway. So fuck Off!

The Real Dave said...

Who ever you are fuck off to bed you phoney.

I Am Dave Honestly said...

Had enough you can all fuck off. cunts.

Bye bye said...

Its Dave never spells cunts with a capital C

Dave's Grandad said...

I hear you have too many Tony's and not enough Dave's in your squad. Meaning that you have too many indians and not enough chiefs with commitment.

Dave said...

Jameson whiskey on offer in asda online and in store. Was £17.56 - now £10.

questionable said...

Is it in Asda or online? Make up your mind.

Tony said...

Dave's grandad talks a load of bollocks, just like Dave!

Tonys Grandad said...

Iv'e known my little Granson for all of his 45 years and i can truthfully say that if there is anyone who can talk bollocks then look no further than him.

Anonymous said...

Jameson whiskey. One for all you plastic Paddies out there. Happy St. Patricks Day.

Paddy McGinty's Goat said...

Bejesus your a bunch of eejits. Off for me bacon and cabbage and a pint of guinness.

Dave said...

Great news. Asda also have Bushmills for a tenner.

The Real Dave said...

GREAT NEWS!! What the fuck are you going on about.

The Real Dave said...

Who ever you are fuck off to bed you phoney.

Taffy boy said...

I'm back, what's happenin?