We played a total of 32 games this season, winning 18, drawing 4 and losing 10. We scored a total of 115 goals and conceded 77.
Players who made 10 appearances (including coming on as sub) or more were as follows:
32 – Steve Bull
29 – Matt Peacock
28 – John Boyle
26 – Brendan Wren
22 – Chris Wilson
21 – Alastair Moye
21 – Chris Griffiths
21 – Roy Oakley
20 – Phil Wells
19 – Gavin Simpson
17 – John Twigg
17 – Trevor Hyatt
16 – Mike Lisle
15 – Martin Byron-Grange
15 – Paul Crosby
14 – Mark Mills
14 – Ron Crennell
13 – Dave Jordan
Other players who made appearances were:
9 – Bill Martin, 8 – Steve Hammond, 7 – Richard Curzon, 6 – Darren Harman, 2 – Kenny Hogg, 2 – Robin Wells, 2 – Tony Evans, 1 –Andy Simpson, 1 –Paul Berry, 1 – Uncle Tom Cobley
Bully was the only ever present player for the second season in a row which is a great feat so well done to him.
The 115 goals were scored by:
27 - Matt Peacock
17 – John Boyle
16 – Steve Bull
15 – Gavin Simpson
13 – Mike Lisle
5 – Chris Wilson
5 – Mark Mills
5 – Ron Crennell
3 – John Twigg
2 – Phil Wells
2 – Martin Byron-Grange
1 – Brendan Wren
1 – Alastair Moye
1 – Dave Jordan
1 – Bill Martin
1 – Darren Harman
Did you know that Bully scored all 6 penalties that he took placing the ball into the same corner of the respective goal each time and giving the keeper no chance?
The Fair Play League
No one yet knows who won the league but I guess it was or will be Sandy. Maybe Ron will have an update.
You may say who cares about the league but one interesting fact is that Gavin scored in every league game that he played – 12 goals in 7 games.
Peace to all.
John
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Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
25 comments:
I have spotted a mistake. Mike Lisle scoring 13 goals.
What were the goalkeeper stats? Number of times in goal? number of clean sheets? Top OG scorer?
Can we have mean time between goals scored and meant time between goals conceded please?
Tom Martin played a game.
Is Tom Martin that young lad who dates the lovely looking Crosby girl.
Not sure if this is just a sick coincidence...
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.
Next year...
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
2010 might not be very good for knobs then
Remember when Dave said.......
Perhaps not...
Said What?
....that tart or summat I think but I think he got away with it......
don't mention the Germans, I did but I think I got aay with it..
Aah,Say no more! I think i got away with it. (maybe)
Ron used 28 players in 32 games..? is he after my job?
Je ne pas les regrets, howaY THE LADS IT'S TIME TO STAND UP AND SHOUT.
howay the lads!
yER AAL DAIN OTHER THINGS LIKE PLAYIN CRICKET, (sTEVE bULL 2 SIXES) BUT IT'S REALLY AAL DOON TO IT AT wATTON rOAD.
hOway THE LADS, HOWAY HOWAY HOWAY, PUT THAT BOTTLE DON AND WATCH.
A CANNIT- BURP.
wE'LL BE BACK ANYWAY.
Has anyone checked on Ron since the result yesterday? Dont forget that his caring next door neighbour is away sunning himself (getting pissed) in Spain.
Howay bring them aal on- Scunthorpe we'll hammer yi- I hope.....
Ron,
Like any death in society look on it as a celebration of the good times Newcastle had and how much love and passion they gave the premiere league. The fat paisty women they would show on match of the day. The fat paisty chairman they would show on match of the day. The iconic geordie figure head they would have warming the sofa on match of the day. The fat geordie twats who would remove thier shirts in all weathers just to show that they can. You have to remember that things like these are not trained, they are naturally gifted to some people. I for one will miss the bar codes as much i miss pissing razor blades. Howay you fat lads and lasses. Howay as far from the premiership as fucking possible.
I havn't got time to check the blog as I'm very busy at the moment sitting in the sun at the beach. Cerveza grande por favor camarero.
Otra cerveza grande complace al camarero y se apresura.
allez enfin yi spic lovers.
Marchons!
Estoy muy cansado ahora camarero, pero me apresuro necesito más cerveza.
Fucking Foriegners
I bet that the Newcastle fans will show their true colours next year and the stadium will be half full for games against scunthorpe and their ilk. They were a disgrace when they walked out of a game 5 minutes early when they were still only 1-0 down. They should have been trying to lift their players spirits. Best fans in the country my arse.
Thill aal be watchin Gateshead in the Conference, at least thill see some local talent playin there.
Not trying to be Basque or Catalan but girra few of the lads from the Bankies, Byker or even Monkton dooley house ind will be aal stayin for 90 minutes an gannin yem ti wi stotty cake well content.
I don't know aboot wor iconic Geordie's figure head am worried aboot, it's his geet big fuckin bollocks stickin oot o them tight
strides he wears. Hev yi ever... has naebody tould to close e's friggin legs?
Speak Fucking English you northern twats!
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