A fantastic result against a good side due to an all round team effort.
That's a mouthful or a fingerful depending on your perspective.
A topsy turvy beginning with Trevor and Mike dropping out on the morning (what are you two up to on Saturday nights?) and then Bill arriving with a congenital aigue. We were down to 12 against a very good but ageing footballing side but eventually prevailed. First 20 minutes they seemed to run us rotten and deservedly took a 1-0 lead but we did keep attacking and provide moments of purity ourselves before equalising. John Twigg advanced from full back and hit a cross to the edge of the area where Gavin chested down, Hearing a grunt from Matt he left it for Matt to rifle home top right hand corner, eye of a needle, from 20 yards. Another goal of the season. We were now awake and playing.
On 40 minutes they went ahead, a scrambled goal and they controlled the game again till half time.
Second half, I hate to say this, but youth prevailed, our youth.
We battered them incessantly, especially through the swift and leggy Gavin, but still we seemed to be struggling against a determined and crafty outfit. Gavin hit a post from 20 yards then Ron brought on utility man John Twigg. Did he score the equaliser or was it M. Boyle? I forget but it doesn't matter. John was put through and rifling his shot craftily toward the corner flag saw it ricochet from it's intended victim into the net, a great in -off. A freekick from M. Bull, ignoring a clever run from Chris, saw an impertinent header from M. Boyle career into the far corner of the net. We were on the rampage- I remember my last clarion call before leaving the field myself "they're fucking gone" at 1-2. And so they were and so was I. With John Boyle all over the pitch it was only a matter of time before he, we, scored another with one of his unerring 5 a side finishes for a deserved victory. Well done. And a vigorous, fair game which was a credit to Vets football.
Thanks to Bill for reffing, nutted not once, thanks to Phil for deputising ably in goal and thanks to you all for breathing.
A good session at the Fox (The Fox Maggie) where both teams turned up in force. Malcolm gave us pizza and chips this week, thank you.
With Newcastle v Makkems on the tele I missed two rounds awaiting her indoors arriving to lift me home. Much mirth! Eventually Brendan served me well. Maggie has spent the last two weeks waiting for me outside The Red Lion! For once I am in the right, Brownie points in their millions. Imagine she could be waiting for me still from last week if she was truly devoted !
Newcastle won.
Awards are being planned , by the Committee, for this season's efforts. Player of the season, Most ever- present of the season, especially a special award for anyone who has played every game, Clubman of the season, Goal of the Season, Fuck up of the season, Whiner of the season etc......
Bear this in mind.
Boondocks Ron
PS It was a penalty. When I threw myslf to head a JB lob in from point blank range it has been said by several chaps that I was barged in the back. I thought something was amiss when the ball glanced off my head. On politely, of course, asking Bill at half time how that never went in he said it was because I was barged in the back but it was too controversial to give a penalty! I benignly concurred. M. Boyle that should have been me ahead.
Welcome to the festive ramblings of faraway Sir Ronald and his knobs Dancer Dave, Dasher Darren and Prancer Al. Do take the time to browse around and participate in the blog. Older, slower and fatter than ever, that's the festive knobs!
Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
23 comments:
silly wanker told me the red lion and left me waiting again!
I may be a silly.. or an inveterate one but I never told her that!
The Awards should be Players player, Managers player of the year, Funniest moment, Most improved player. Fuck off with the special award for the person that has been lucky enough to be picked every week! I wanted to play mre but never get picked?
what about an award for old cunt who gets overlooked every week?
Award for old cunt who never gets picked every week goes to.......
Mr Shifter. You know the one legged fella!
award for anyone who has spotted Kevin?
Kevin has been in touch and has profusely apologised. Something to do with deterioration of grey matter!
For those going direct to Birchanger, there is only one pitch in village next to pub Three Willows or Cricketers.
Anyone seen Maggie?
I'm home!
Hope you all enjoyed the pizza on Sunday.
Vote for me!
Goal of the season? It's got to be the one up the far end hasn't it? You can view the pretty tennis players and watch Ron climb like a monkey. Not bad to lean on either when it's a corner.
Goal Of The Season has to be The Delightful Cip over the keeper by Martyn
Bollocks Was it...
Goal of season one particular rocket from Matt early in season has to be it. So out of the blue, distance and rocket pace. A lovely chip from distance by Gavin v Sandy. Steve's free kick t'other week. Matt's laser header against Vintage Dundee. Mark Mills shot v St Helens, a reminder of past glory. So many more.
Funniest moment Brendan's overlapping effort on Gavin last Sunday, Carl's benign smile before he fouls anyone of 6 of us before he retired, Brendan and the Chinese hostesses, Brendan and the donkey knobs, Brendan's backheel, Dave's affinity with vinegar- perhaps not.
Special thanks to my boot boy Brendan, they've never been so clean.
Are you coming in on Thursday?
I would like to point out to Ron that had the penalty been given, Bully would have netted and not you.
I would like to point out to Ron that he should wait outside the correct public house the next time Maggie comes to pick him up.
Life is a guessing game- which one?
Eye spy?
I spy?
Good turn out at the Fox last night where Bill signed on two new players and a translator.
Mr Beer and Mr Talking we expect.
We shall see.
i am very good, in fact exceptional. Over 35, fast, skillful with an eye for goal.
How do i go about signing up?
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