Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 15 April 2013

Knobs 3 Tesco Vets 3

On a lovely Sunday morning, a battle ensued.  We knew from last time that it would be a physical battle and so it proved yet again but it was pleasing to see that we were up for the fight, led in exemplary fashion by Darren A – our captain of the day, who harassed and hurried the opposition throughout and was quite magnificent.

With a bare 11 and the MBDA guy as the referee, we started off the game in good spirits, mainly because the goals were up (I think).  Unfortunately we soon found ourselves a goal down as woeful defending from Gavin saw a free-kick go over his head to the player he was supposedly marking and their man scuffed it into the back of the next with Good Tony just getting a hand on it but not preventing it from going in.  After that it was quite an open game but one with few chances.  We finally got a goal though when a through ball from Richard sent Gavin scampering on and his scuffed shot ended up with Vinny sweeping home.  They believed it was offside and it might have been but it wasn’t as obvious as they suggested.  They scored just before half-time with another shot nearly saved by Good Tony.  Overall though we looked quite solid with Darren B making a return alongside Tony and Sean and John doing some good work as full-backs.  Chris W was putting himself around in the middle of the park and Dave was huffing and puffing on the left hand side.

In the second half, a new guy turned up called Nick who came on in the middle of the park alongside Darren B and Chris W went to centre back.  Nick looked a very useful player and talk in the changing room afterwards suggests we might see more of him in the future.  He certainly got under the skin of the opposition and it could be argued that’s what changed the game after they went 3-1 up after a defensive error from Tony, who admittedly held his hands up straight away.  We had chances throughout the game but didn’t look like we were going to get the rub of the green but after a punt from Tony (or John), the ball bounced and hit the bar and Richard headed in.  Their keeper made some good saves and it looked like time was running out but after a lot of pressure, the ref gave a penalty for a handball in the box.  It was no more than we deserved and Gavin calmly tucked the penalty away despite little faith from his team mates.  Other notable moments included John Boyle hitting a lovely free kick that just went wide, Vinny having a wrestling match with their centre back that finished with a kiss, Good Tony showing himself again to be a very competent goalkeeper (sorry to say that) and like I said, Darren A having an absolute stormer in the middle.  If everybody could muster that energy, we’d be world beaters.  Unfortunately most of us can’t, hence our position in the league!  So 3-3 seemed like a fair result although they were clearly unhappy.  It was good that we kept going and going and going and a celebratory pint was well-deserved at The Station, led again by Darren A. and agreed by all.

Well done everyone…two battling performances in the past two weeks and hopefully we can keep those energy levels up for the remaining matches of the season.  Drawers never quit, quitters never draw!  Thatcher might say there is no such thing as society but the KNOBS are our own little society and we must believe in ourselves and the comrades alongside us, whoever that might be.  U-turn if you want to but this club’s not for turning!

35 comments:

Wounded Soldier said...

Very upsetting to read the negative comments about me huffing and puffing.

Anonymous said...

It wasn't negative.

WS said...

It wasn't positive!

Anonymous said...

Huffing and puffing is code for working hard for the team. As you always do.

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Nick Supporter said...

Where did the new guy come from? He told me in the shower that the guiness book of records receive about 5 calls a day from people who say they can lick their own elbows.

Tony said...

Huffing and puffing is code for doing nothing for the team. As you always do.

Anonymous said...

Huffing & Puffing, did I miss this? Was this when I was sunbathing in the second half as I was Bored?

Parting gift said...

A few of you know that I will not be playing for a while as I am having an operation. You will be pleased to know that I will soon be back on my feet and even though I will not be able to play footie for a while I will still be able to visit Asda.

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Statto said...

I know you've all been waiting for some fascinating stats and here are some. Our win/draw % is 61% so far this season.

Here is the team of the season (so far) based on the % of times players have been on a winning/drawing side and they've played 7 games or more:

Andy Castle - 71%
Joel - 70%
Richard - 64%
Chris W - 63%
John B - 60%
Bully - 60%
Dave J - 59%
Gavin - 59%
Tony K - 59%
Twiggy - 57%
Chris Cox - 57%

Fascinating.

the minginer said...

Go away for 5 minutes and you only draw I don't know.

Debbie 7 said...

Funny how the people who don't play in the tougher away games are top of the list! These stats are poo, get a life!

Nick said...

What are the appearance to games played stats, lets name and shame!

The grass said...

John Boyle chose to take the team to the Station, I'm sure the chairman will have something to say. The landlord at the Lytton has now said we are not welcome unless we pay for the food he cooked.

Phil said...

Why were the goals left up?

Debbie 7 said...

John Boyle made the decision to leave them up, speak to him.

Statto said...

All appearance stats. can be found at: http://www.knebwortholdboysfc.co.uk/ and interestingly only 6 players have played more than 15 matches with Tony playing the most and he's in the Top 11. In fact 4 out of those 6 are in the top 11.

Let sanity prevail said...

Whereas Bully has missed some penalties this season, Gavin has not missed one. Time for the debate to be re-opened again?

Anonymous said...

Personally I hate the Lytton.
Personally I hate the Station but the shorter distance means less distance for the hatred to simmer.
Up the Fox.

Darren said...

It's the Lytton for me all day long

Number lover said...

Dear Statto, can we have the same exercise carried ut on the past 5 seasons to see how they compare to this one? There is a valid point about some players only playing in the home / local games though.

Statto said...

I've had a look but unfortunately you can't click on the archived data to find the games the individual players played in. Our win/draw stat last year though was 50% which is shocking.

I think I have produced some data on here before though for previous seasons.

Vinny said...

Personally I love the Station, fuck the posh ale drinking wankers up the Lytton.

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be neutral- impossible. said...

fuck off anonymous.
Just had a peep at the Thatcher congregation- the great and the bad- twas like crooks anonymous all in the presence once again of the one who detained them at her pleasure.

Anonymous said...

You can tell a lot by the company you keep. That's why Vinny says Station and Al says Lytton.

And don't tell me to fuck off.

Arthur S said...

Bloke from Sierra Leone on radio waxing lyrical about Thatcher because his sister came over and bought a council flat and now she's bought a house as well!
Thatcher's legacy? Land of hopelessness and glory.

Ron Crennell said...

Sunday:
Trevor, Alistair, Chris, Tony, Sean, Nick, Darren , Steve, Tony C, Gavin, Vinnie, Richard,
A nice number ..12.

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local boy said...

Here is a good tip don't go to the Lytton, no conviviality, full of oddballs, fuck the beer, irrelevant, and what is drinking in a conservatory all about?
Bring back the Fox, or the Station, the latter makes all kinds of sense considering where we live and play.
Compromise , on the day of Thatcher's return to dust.

AGM said...

Where is the new kit.

Anonymous said...

Loads of kit, good enough for you lot.
Debbie 7 will need lots of elastoplasts and superglue after Friday- the Coop has good deals.

Anonymous said...

Two little boys has a slightly different meaning now. Sad times.

Anonymous said...

Watch where you're putting that didgereedo.