Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 8 April 2013

Knobs 2 Welwyn Sports 4

Bit of a cock up with Joel and Jamie saying they were available with a post to Ian Lang, who they didn't know and then turning up on spec, turning 12 players to 14 and the difficulties that that causes in fitting everyone in and yet staying competitive.
Welwyn looked the part doing team exercises and jogging before the game. In fairness we do have to put the nets up but at least we don't just stand around smoking. We just stand around.
They got off to a brisk start smacking a belter of a goal from distance and pace which Tony Clare, making his first effort attempt at playing in goal never got a sniff of.
We looked dangerous from a corner and then should have equalised when a perfect, deep cross from Vinnie found Gavin three yards out at the far post, he failed to score. Possibly expected a clattering and took his eye off the ball. Having said that Gavin was a pain in their butt throughout the game, foraging with pace and always a cause for concern to their not too mobile defence. Another corner led to a scramble from which Gerry equalised from a close range melee. Very shortly afterwards we were awarded a penalty which was hotly disputed by their personnel. This was not unique, they disputed everything that didn't seem to go their way and continued to do so throughout.  The bloke handled it, could easily have got his arm out the way,  he didn't, so a penalty. Steve lashed in powerfully via the underside of the crossbar. 2-1 Shit hitting fan time. Knobs raised their game and were now fighting like tigers. Could and probably should have gone further ahead until half time intervened.
Problem with the subs needing to come on and yet noone deserved to go off in a highly competitive match. They used their subs tactically and didn't bring subs on till very late when they went 3-2 then 4-2 up.
Second half we were still competing hard and Tony was having an outstanding game in goal especially on high balls, punching and slapping out everything that came near him and was verbally calling and encouraging throughout. A save he made in the first half from a rocket heading top corner was world class. He flung himself high and left and one handedly extinguished the threat of their going into a 2 goal lead at that point.
Dave was on being Dave, he too was up for it! One memorable pass to the left wing should be what he concentrates on as he recuperates from the imminent surgeon's knife not his Thomas the Tank Engine approach.
They equalised with a soft penalty when the ball struck Roy's hand but the hand was held high. So I gave it. Silence prevailed, not one of them complained about that one and it was arguably more marginal than the one I gave earlier for Knobs. Why did noone come forward from the opposition and urge me to change my mind? Can't understand it. It must be something to do with the human condition!
They took a lead with helluva hard struck shot that swerved and contorted all over the place. Their 4th was very fortunate, a clearance ricochetting off their advancing player and squeezing inside the post.
That's how it stayed folks and at least it was a proper game.
Poor turnout at the pub and I was left with a pint surrounded by their whole team after our minimal contingent had fucked off. Thank God they'd won.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

We need to get back to The Station. Anyway, I hate to bring up tactics here but I think we can look at the game and suggest this for the future - 1. We've got to stop giving free-kicks away around our penalty box. It puts us under so much pressure. If we didn't have Tony in goal we would have let in more because of that. 2. At corners, we've got have someone hanging around the back-post six yard area, as that is where a lot of Vinnie's flicks go if they are not on target. 3. We have to adapt to the formation the opposition is playing. If they play 3 at the back, we've got to hit corners, if it's 4, then through the channels in the middle. Most of our successes came from out-wide on Sunday. I thought we did really well and if we play with that energy and commitment every Sunday, we will win more than we lose. Thanks to Ron for reffing and putting up with their constant moaning.

Anonymous said...

Well said

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the pen everyone! I was just wrestling with their huge lump of a centre half and the ball came up and hit my hand. Not deliberate as I could not even see it. Saying that I can see how Ron had to give it, after our pen in the first half. Shame because we were holding out well until then.

Debbie 7 said...

I'm sorry I have let you down recently. I really have been dissapointed by the lack of deals Asda are doing at the moment. The best I can find is a shredder for £8.

Not much use to many of you I am sure.

Well I never! said...

on the contrary! I really do need one! How fantastic is that?

MT said...

Anonymous will make manager, then all he has to do is put up with the bitching.

Eric Pickmenose said...

Is Ron not there on Sunday because he's going on holiday to celebrate the death of Thatcher?

The Real Gavin said...

Enjoyed my lunch hour sitting in the staff room today reading my Daily Mirror. Did you know Maggie Thatcher was born on a Friday the 13th?

The Real Tony said...

Agree with the first post but point 1 should read "Dave must stop giving free-kicks away around our penalty box"

Anonymous said...

Dave can do what he likes.
Roy and Tony put their physical lives on the line to save things and Dave shoves someone in back and gives away free kick from which oppo score. Simple as that, different approaches to enjoyment on Sunday morning. Let him alone.

Anonymous said...

Who would you have fighting with you in the trenches? No brainer, anyone of lads but Dave.

Anonymous said...

Mark Mills?

Anonymous said...

Mark Mills?

Health Inspector said...

Let's not pick on Dave. He will be distraught when he sees the news about Asda. He will be spending days emptying his cupboards!

Good Tony said...

Shit Tony had an awful game. Maybe he was concentrating on his mouth rather than football.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Churchill said...

Thatcher was great and so is Dave. Leave them both alone!

Shaun said...

Why did you take me off for Dave? We had a great first half then it all went wrong, don't expect me back.

RIP Maggie said...

Has Tony run over Dave,s cat or something ? He was on Tony's back all game!

The Real Gavin said...

I believe my first point on the blog this week has been lost amongst Dave and Tony's bickering.

Let me just reinforce my assertion that we need to revert to The Station following our home games.

Who agrees?

Anonymous said...

Anyone own a Charlton Athletic scarf and dummy found outside Stepping Stones creche Sunday morning?

Anonymous said...

Thank you Gavin, I put a lot of work in arranging for us to go back to the Lytton Arms.

The Streets said...

Dry your eyes mate

The real, real Shaggy said...

It wasn't me.

Vinny said...

Yes the Station it should be, poncy Lytton is rubbish. Bring on the agm.

Kenny Rogers said...

Coward of the county

Outsider said...

Be careful Tony, picking on one of the village mafia could get you dropped in a week when Dave's best mate is pickingthe team.

As someone who drives to each game I don't care which pub we go to. I would suggest though that if there is a pub near the ground, we use that one. I missed the AGM but was told the pub decision was made solely by Chairman AL, that is not right!

Gavin for chairman.

Passenger said...

Well said Steve

Eminen said...

Love the way you lie

Des said...

Steve and Tony are the good ol' boy's never meaning no harm !

Anonymous said...

I would just like to say well done Dave! I now have my new fantastic 5sheet paper shredder and its all down to you.

Anonymous said...

Station for me. Park in the doctors surgery, drop kit bag in the car on the way over and then straight into the pub - couldnt be easier!

Ron Crennell said...

Is it true that Dave and Tony are no longer chums?

Oscar Hammerstein said...

Oh what a beautiful morning

Spartacus said...

Together Everyone Achieves More. It's right that people fall out over football...it shows they care. That's what was good about Sunday. We all really wanted to do well but sadly we came up short against a team that had better quality in key areas of the pitch. Take the easy headed chance at the beginning of the match and the quality of thier finishing later on. This was a good example but it's all bygones now. We kiss and make-up and move on and take that passion in to the next game against Tesco Vet. We owe them a better performance than we showed them at their patch. To use an old socialist mantra - unity is strength. Stand up and say 'I'm a KNOB', 'No...I'm a KNOB', 'No...I'm a KNOB', 'No...I'm a KNOB', 'No...I'm a KNOB'

Debbie 7 said...

I've got a tear in my eye, man hugs to everyone

old school said...

Then fuck off and blow your nose.

Benny said...

What's the fucking team for Sunday, am I in.

felix said...

Benny you are perrrrrmanently out you tosspot.

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