Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 4 March 2013

Knobs1 Ware 2

A poor result at the end of a less than enjoyable game. Folk did not seem to be on the same wavelengths in face of an opposition which tried hard, tackled well and always managed to get a toe or a boot in throughout. We can do better and undoubtedly we will. Scored 11 against them at their place!
They scythed through us after 30 seconds probably their best move of the season! Aye aye! They did it again with their next best move of the season and this time finished emphatically. We huffed and puffed but missed the couple of chances we 'created'. There were chances. Their keeper, diminutive he may have been, a pushover he was not. Then we scored from a genuine move. Phil inside to Bully, a raking pass put Gavin through, where he checked before putting it on a plate for Gerry. 1-1 half time. Second half  was sure to be different, yet it wasn't. They scored midway through with a rocket free kick that evaded the wall. Action replay please?
Not much more to say today.
Lytton for chicken and chips. Tony and Chris sat next to each other. Next week away v Blunham, personnel permitting.

17 comments:

Gavin said...

Let's put this result into some context. There are poachers killing elephants for their ivory. We lost a football match.

Did you know that the average tusk size of African elephants has halved since the mid-19th century. A similar effect has been spotted in the Asian elephant population in India.

This is Darwinism in action. Elephants are evolving smaller tusks to protect thenselves from poachers.

Amazing.

John Gray Society said...

Pity they don't have nuclear warheads.

Real Gavin said...

I'm boycotting home matches until we sort out the goal post fiasco. What other team has to lug their goals out at the start of each game. It is ridiculous. And the argument that taking them down protects the pitch is ridiculous...as if the pitch needs protecting. It's rubbish anyway. Putting a roller on it would be nice. Shambles. As Duncan Bannatyne would say 'I'm ooot'

support your local ape for councillor said...

Write to the so called parish council.
Also the so called senior teams could leave them up on Saturdays they know the weekend fixtures, but they don't.
Also people love to be leaders when the one thing human beings are fucking useless at is... leading. Hence state of the planet under our custodian ship.

custodian said...

Lovely walk this morning Saw a buzzard. Someone had shot it.

Anonymous said...

I wish Richard had never committed that foul. We've got to stop giving silly fouls away in the last quarter of the pitch.

Darren said...

Not Richard, it was me.

Anonymous said...

It was you and Richard the... even sillier , he was going nowhere!

who you panting at said...

impossible.. daves king of the sillies, noone to match him.

Ears said...

I thought it was Darren but Richard manned up and admitted it has him with the silly tackle.

#whataplank said...

forget who gave the free kick away, Dave is to blame for the goal

Dave J said...

Blame me all you want i thought shit Tony was to blame because he was shit. I know that because good Tony told me

Firing blanks said...

Is Dave also to blame at only 3 of the team had a decent game. Unless you were Bully, Darren or Jerry you should join me in being embarrassed about your performance.

Anonymous said...

Gerry.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

God said...

are you available for Monday?

Anonymous said...

I saw Gareth Bale smile last night. A disgrace. He shouldn't be enjoying his football.