Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Knobs 5 Ware Strollers 2

This will be short and to the point.
 A well merited victory, hard and fairly  fought,  not too difficult but not easy either. We had to take them through  high tempo play and good football- and we did. I can remember times when we would spurn such opportunities and struggle and lose against lesser sides. So well done. Having said that we created and failed to take countless chances, so again well done for the former but must do better in the latter department. Heavy rain meant the pitch became a bit of a gluepot from early on. We nearly scored within a minute when Dave, the handsome one, burst through from the right and fired into the side netting thence into the net. I initially gave a goal- blind boy! Who is supplying our velcro?
They had a bit possession without any end product and we soon took the lead. Andy's cross across the box was completely miskicked by the defender - it fell to Gavin- he doesn't miss those, well actually he does, but on this occasion he found the bottom corner.
An excellent long range floater from Jamie was pleasant on the eye heading unstoppably to the top corner. Dave- not- Jordan scored with a nice finish from a crowded position and he could have had several before half time, one hitting the bar and another effort from the narrowest of angles being cleared off the line. Gavin hit the bar also, from very close in. Dave J in our goal had little to do as we turned round at half time 3-0 up. Paul Crosby having shown he still has it or something at left back now replaced Dave in goal for the second half.
We continued to make and miss chances until we notched our fourth on the hour. Memory lapse please help.
We lost Twiggy to a twigged calf , his words not mine and Jaime went off injured shortly afterwards.
We had enough subs so all was fine. Paul tipped one shot over the bar, excellent and was generally competent in his handling bar the simple ball he dropped at the foot of their bloke on our goalline. Soft!
4-1.
Tony launched forward on a rare raid and tucked away a cross for number 5. Bobby Charlton said those 90 degree passes are the hardest to hit first time. He was right so well done Tony. They scored a second in the final moments when their bloke seemed an eternity offside but our struggling linesman could not raise a flag so they had a second.
Several notable performances but I think Chris W and Joel were consistently up for it- competitive and setting the tone with very hard yet fair tackles.
Lytton Arms was  packed but the food was approved of yet again.
Next week we are away to Tesco Vets in Cheshunt. Hope people are keen to play. The followiing week if we can field our most energetic side I am convinced we can take MBDA. It's down to you boys.

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bobby Charlton was right. Even from a yard or so out. And more so on a bumpy muddy pitch. Andy scored the 4th from a tightish angle on the right hand side. Well done everyone, just a pity that Darren didn't get an assist but there is always a next time. I blame John Boyle for the goals against...a distraction to say the least. Looks happy though...out of the mud and on the sideline. He's like Joe Cole and he's a merry old soul, a merry old soul is he!

Clean sheet said...

Are you fed up with large bushes? If so, I have found the answer for you. Usually £17, Asda are doing 6pk Gillete Venus embrace cartridges for £4.17!

Gavin said...

Princess Diana had her navel pierced - and fitted with a 2.8-carat diamond stud - just a few hours before her fatal accident.

Anonymous said...

The Queen of Tarts!

Anonymous said...

Yes that Darren concentration of a flea- hopeless linesman. got to realise linesman is part of the game not a chance to cosy up to Mr Boyle.

Confused said...

Wasn't that Twiggy who failed to spot the offside?

spotter in chief said...

Yes but Twiggy was rendered immobile by then or more immobile than usual.

Asda Shopper said...

John Boyles back in the country everyone. 30+ posts this week.

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous, blue sky, crisp and sunny morning.
Fuck off.

Anonymous said...

Gavin is the worst finisher since Devon Loch

JB said...

I wouldn't waste my time posting messages on this blog. You are all shit.

Ron said...

Dave said I picked the wrong team, he was right he was in it!

Anonymous said...

Small part of Stevenage,
Your just a small part of Stevenage

Recent Addition said...

Who is the manager? The old bloke or the ginger one?

Joel said...

Please not the ginger one, to be told at the start you are coming off after 20 mins is not good. The changes he made were poor and unsettled the team.

Anonymous said...

Keep them coming , it's cloudy now but still fuck off.

the count said...

sundae
Dave 7/6
Darren 6 Chris W 9 Ali 7 Jaime 7 John 6 Tony 8 Andy 7 Gavin 7 Joel 9
Dave 8 Paul 7 Chris C 8

Asda Shopper said...

17 poniless posts already. Keep them coming Jonh B. This blog would be empty with out you.

Vinny said...

They must have blocked the porn on daves computer and just left him access to this dungheap.

Bully said...

Your mother is your sister
Your father is your brother
You like to shag each other
The Knebworth Family

Anonymous said...

John Boyle has all the qualities of a dog.

Except loyalty

Side Line reporter said...

Icecream

Dave 9/6
Darren 8
Tony 8
Ali 6
John 6
Jamie 8
Chris W 9
Joel 8
Andy 8
Gavin 6
Dave 8
Paul 8/5
Chris C 7

Rover said...

Stop hounding John Boyle

Des said...

I always said there was a place for Benny

They just have not dug it yet

Steve said...

I'm available Sunday

Vinny's Wife said...

Vinny's not available for Sundays game. I will let him know when he is.

rip van winkle said...

Is it Christmas or April Fools Day?

sage said...

Gavin is an excellent vet. You should note his off the ball running into positions where the ball sadly rarely comes. Young Dave will change all that for a time.

Gavin said...

I'm like marmite me. A six!!? I suppose I only scored one and helped
set up three. Must try harder.

Anonymous said...

2 days in and John Boyle is still writing old drivvle. Keep it up John were bound to hit 40+ posts

Big nose said...

No Ron, Rip Van Winkle is not our new centre forward, but we do need one. Gavin is shot.

Steve said...

Alastair hasn't got a scooby
Dave will play himself anywhere and hasn't got a scooby
Ron reads the game better than anyone at the club

The others can do one, Ron's the man

Kevin moody said...

After the game Sunday the changing room 1 showers were blocked with mud. On many occasions you have been warned of cleaning your boots in the shower, it costs the club £82 to get someone out to rod the drains. The changing rooms will still be made available to you but we will no longer provide showers.

Kevin
Knebworth Football Club
Tel:07427 657554

Dear Kevin said...

Im no grass but the bloke who wears number 2 washed his boots in the shower.

dirty arse said...

Is there a changing room 1? We used 2 so were alright.

Dear Kevin said...

Im no grass but the bloke who calls himself the chaiman had a big turd in the showers, in fact he does it every home game without fail.

Anonymous said...

Dear Kevin, you interbred village cunt, on our next home game I'm going to bring the fucking car in and clean that cunt aswell. You can keep the dead badger that's been stuck underneath. You turn that fucking water off and you will be fucking with the family you four eyed cunt

Kevin Moody said...

Well done boy's, you can now find another pitch!

Kevin Moody said...

Can someone please get Ron to call me in the morning.

Dear Kevin said...

OOOhhh you seem a bit moody.

dimwit said...

What's all this crap about showers?
is it genuine?

It's all getting a bit tense said...

Lucky we've got an away game this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Odyssey are willing to install a pitch on the field next to their 5 a side pitches

Joel said...

Fuck off that's near that shit hole Stevenage

Bookworm said...

Like Dave I love a bargain and as I was looking for a new book to download from Amazon (for my Kindle or I-Pad/I-Phone) I saw 'The Strange School' by Gavin Simpson for only £2.05. And what a brilliant read it is. Fun for all the family and cheap at half the price.

Ron Crennell said...

Sunday players Dave J, Dave, Jaime, Tony, Chris C, Vinnie, Darren A, Chris W, Ali J, Gerry,
Joel,Gavin and Alistair M.
Injured Steve B, Chris G, Richard, Ian, John T.
Not available Phil, Andy, Paul.
Not asked this week, Brendan, Mark, John B, Ron.
Good luck.

Anonymous said...

VINNIE IS BACK!!!!

Anonymous said...

expect a good win on sunday 5-0?

JB said...

Can't believe it's all over. Knew it was coming but still a shock.

young and beautiful said...

you had a good run JB you must be catching somethin from your neighbour- old age.

Vinnys wife said...

As mentioned earlier Vinny is unable to play this weekend. He has children to look after.

Beaky said...

Now that i have loads of time on my hands i will be looking for lots of lovely Asda deals for you guys as i think your all worth it.

Tony said...

Who left a turd in one of the shorts! You dirty bastards

The real Tony said...

Fuck it, glad you reminded me, swear on my life the kit is still in the back of my van. That's why you should not trust me with the kit.

dave said...

Did you leave the ones on your wing mirror aswell

Tony said...

What goes around!

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Anonymous said...

I'm going to smash my birds doors in tonight

67 today- guess who! said...

Has John Boyle, the Assistant Manager no less, retired? Whose fault, not mine you cunts he's hung by his own petard

assistant manager said...

Happy birthday young Ronald, now let's get to the pub!