Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 18 November 2012

Knobs 1 MBDA 3

Sunny day, hard fought physically energetic game. They had some very good players and played as a team but Knobs gave them a hard battle.
Either side could have taken the lead unfortunately, after half an hour, they did. It was one of those goals where they had a bit of luck with the bounce of the ball and a close range shot, nearly stopped on the line by Chris, ended up in the net. We were breaking well at speed but our crosses were poor and easily dealt with. Their second goal  was fortunate with Dave stumbling over as he pursued his man with a goal the result instead of a direct freekick to them if you get my drift! No real concerns as I felt with the energy we were putting in and the closing down, pressurising and tackling we would be sure to be rewarded. Unfortunately we lost Dave, the forward one, with a pulled hamstring but though Richard slotted in nicely,  I felt Dave, who  has been a real potent addition, would be a big miss over the piece. The third goal could have been the killer but it wasn't really. We won the ball, cleared to our right where they far too easily gained possession. Andy could have made a better effort closing down the crosser but across it came toward our far post. Dave should have been alert to ensure it went out safely but wasn't. Their nippy winger, just on, nipped in and scored from very close in. Horrible. Dave perhaps should have been helped out from urgent calls from his teammates but I didn't hear him receive any.
Anyway shortly afterwards we saw Andy burst forward and score high and handsomely from over 20 yards. Soon it was 3-2.. No flag for an age and Joel raced forward to hit a beauty from the statutory 20 yards. But what did I hear, a fluttering of a very, very late flag. The goal was disallowed as the linesman, Les, a qualified referee, informed me he waited to put up his flag when our player moved toward it from an offside position. Nuances? Anyway it sounded a reasonable explanation to me and offside was given. Still 3-1. In retrospect, though I cannot be sure, I felt Joel was all the while running onto the ball yet the  flag stayed down for quite a time and therefore when it fluttered it was very late flag indeed. In fact a very naughty flag!  Half time 3-1 and kicking down second half we were still very much in this game.
Surely we could not keep up this physical effort, no we couldn't but neither could they. No further goals ensued. We played very well, second half, at a less frenetic pace. Joel in particular was unlucky with a rasping shot toward the top corner only for a deflection to take it just over. Richard met a corner well with his head, too well, and a good chance was gone.
Well done to all. I thought we were unlucky but I am sure all would agree that they had played in a proper game, a throwback to pre Vet days. I am sure with half of that commitment Tescos would have been effectively closed down and liquidated last week.
A fair show at the Lytton where patience was needed waiting for the food.  It was good to have Trevor back in goal and for his contribution to post match numbers. Please could blokes make an effort to show at the pub if even for 10 minutes on their way home.
next week Blunham , aka Sandy, at home

46 comments:

Ron Crennell said...

PS
Perhaps this report doesn't do justice to the effort.
John Boyle was terrific at right back, some oh so tasty tackles and a cross near the end that was perfection in height and pace, perhaps too perfect....
Joel and Darren tackled and harried like fuck in centre midfield. Chris W and Tony excellent at the back.
Dave was really up for it but unluckily things did not go so kindly for him, commitment nevertheless excellent and that feeds through to others.
All the others very good, no weak links noone hiding.
Great !! I envy you all.

Left Back / Sub said...

Hello All, Shame about yesterday. You may have noticed that I have a bit of grey stubble now and then. My Gillette broke this morning so I popped to Asda on the way to work. F*ck me! They have 10 Asda smart price razors for 25p! For that price I'll take the odd nick. Get down there lads and fill your boots.

Was on a streak. said...

It sounded like a good game. Unlucky guys...I wish I was there. How many has Andy scored now then?

Anonymous said...

Not enough!

scores on the doors said...

Can we have the player scores please?

#ShowMeTheData

New Team Spirit said...

Everyone got 10 including the ref.

Injured striker said...

In a very early draft of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones carried brass knuckles instead of a bullwhip.

forever a knob said...

I'm sure you'll all be happy to know that the kit is washed and ready for next week. As I have said many times the club is very important and I will not let it down. Others take note.

Benny said...

you bunch of cunts

Des said...

10 points for everyone!

Nostradamus said...

John Boyle unfit for next Sunday in advance. he will sustain injury next Saturday night at some faraway drinking den. Self inflicted and a loss to Knobs.

Get it right said...

The disallowed goal.
Joel was well onto the ball and the linesman was so late with the flag. The reason he flagged was that he was under verbal pressure from his side. Joel was just about to shoot when he flagged from miles behind.
Ron gave the goal then consulted the linesman. The explanation that he could only flag when the player went toward the ball was cobblers.
He'd been running towards it for ages and the flag only went up when he was about to shoot! Ron is too fair.
Could have made a big difference. Still we are not a cheating lot I suppose.

thickie said...

we wuz robbd

forgotten knob said...

i'll do the kit next week

Ron Crennell said...

Who am I? Ive forgotten.
What is kit?

Bored again said...

I blame Asda man Dave for the lack of posts. He was moaning at John B about the amount of posts he was making. John has clearly taken this on board and we are back to just a few posts.

John nagger said...

Sorry guys. John, all is forgiven. To make it up to you here is a little pre Christmas bargain for you - Asda are doing all flavours of Baileys 70cl for £8.

John said...

Sorry about the last post. I was trying to pretend that i don't post Asda bargains,but we all know i do.

Anonymous said...

What about Sunday- it's dastardly Sandy about time we beat them who is available for it? Brendan I expect.

Steven said...

shit blog, shit team

I love it on mince pies said...

If you find a Baileys Ice Cream deal can you let me know?

John said...

I will look for one

Vinny's wife said...

Vinny will not be playing again can he have his £20 back?

mark mills said...

Talking of £20 have we all paid.

Treasurer said...

Good question. Here are the non payers list -

Gavin
Dave J
Vinny
Tony

Vinny's wife said...

Blogs quite John must be still trying to work the washing machine.

Roberto said...

Are you looking for a manager?

Treasurer said...

And -

Ron
Darren

Better Author said...

Stuff Gavin and his silly book. Buy my one - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Galloway-Street-ebook/dp/B005NHQ20W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1353508488&sr=8-1

The Real Gavin said...

I paid!!! Bank transfer at the beginning of the season. That's slander. Apologise or I'll open a can of Lord McAlpine on your ass!

Even better author said...

Forget Gavin and his useless book, check mine out: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blueglass-ebook/dp/B005FLZ3I8/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1353509730&sr=1-1 - PHWOOOORR!!!

Dave said...

Forget the other hopeless books, check mine out its a great read for all My Bike

Anonymous said...

Pitch doubtful for Sunday?
I dont think so, wimpies.

the chairman said...

I'll be there for you Vinny, I don't hold a grudge.

the watcher said...

Man City Madrid- Maicon did a Dave!

Happy Shopper said...

Maicon seen in Asda?

arsebound said...

he wouldn't have seen you creeping in on his blindside

JB said...

Every team needs a Dave

Anonymous said...

The good one.

Knebworth Bob said...

#shitdavestinks

Gladstone said...

I am in Knebworth this weekend if you need a player!

Ron Crennell said...

Team Sunday
I have been over the rec twice each day this week and it is PERFECTLY playable at present.
Non availability and injuries have taken a toll this week.
Team Trevor, Alistair, Tony, Dave; Andy, Darren, Richard, Gerry; Gavin, Ron.
Waiting to hear from Mark Mills, Phil, Paul.
John Twigg referee.
John Boyle linesman!

I want to know said...

Wheres brendan?

Ron Crennell said...

Game off Sunday- end of the world apparently- those bloody Mayans.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Dave said...

Game now back on tomorrow.