The AGM at the Lytton Arms was sparsely attended. The usual club workhorses attended.
The management job was open to offers but none came. Ron decided to give it another go more or less by default.
Two things:
1. We need a goalkeeper, hopefully gold old Trevor will return after his sabbatical.
2. Substitutes. On off substitutes will be employed irrespective of the state of play in a game and irrespective of the staus of the game. Substitutes, unless there is an injury, will start taking place after 20 minutes. Everyone will get regular rests during the course of the season. substitutions will therefore not always be on made on pure footballing grounds but to ensure everyone gets a fair turn on the pitch for what is after all a Sunday morning veteran's social club.
If you do not agree with this arrangement please take it up with the committee who will spell things out.
Probably t-o-u-g-h t-i-t-t-i-e!
Seriously though this was the meeting's unanimous agreement. OK.
Enjoy the summer and stay positive.
Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack
49 comments:
thank the lord, sunday lie ins now on.
Thank you all for your support last season. It was a pleasure to serve you but very hard work. What with managing the team and resuming work I didn't get much time for the things I love most. Shopping.
Now I have more time on my hands I can get back to finding you all those bargains. Last night I found the following -
Yop - Strawberry and Raspberry yoghurt drinks are only 39p at Asda. These are normally £1.
These are quite refreshing after a long day at work.
You can all fuck off ill stay in bed rather than be a part of that shite
Just signed a new goalie- Ali Blaney- he's very tall.
I would like to thank Dave for the opportunities he gave me this season!
Whos Dave?
I would like to thank Dave for some of the bargains he found us this season. I am pleased to see he will continue with this valuable work.
i dont agree with any of this substitution malarky
You can kiss my wrinkled behind.
Were off to another team who will let us play 90 minutes every game. Were not happy to be substituted at all. In fact were NOT HAPPY about anything.
Humans are dying in Syria pointlessly, animals are being abused everywhere pointlessly, we're having a game of football on Sunday mornings and arguing most of the time- pointlessly.
where was my agm invite?
Hear, hear.
In good hands , praise the lord and fuck off.
Dear Northern boss, now you are manager your wrinkled arse is in good hands or should I say Bully's tongue !
He never put his tongue up my arse !
Had to say it, that's because you are full of shit Dave
Steve is a moaning whingepot.But even he knows he's finished, him and brendan in same boat.
I would pay to see those two in a boat for 2 hours
Is Steve picking the team again this year !
Dave, can you tell me the best place to get cornflakes as I'm out! Is Tesco or Asda cheaper?
Quite a good deal in Sainsburys at the moment for cornflakes. And Coco Pops.
Dear bargain hunters i was at Asda in my lunch hour and cornflakes are £2.08 for a 500g box, not bad at all i thought but i quickly popped in Tesco to check for you lucky chappies and see them at £1.98 for a 500g box!!!! well fuck my old boots.
An Asda bargain i did notice was choco flakes £3 for 3 500g boxes - much tastier than cornflakes so get yourselves in there today before the offer ends.
I only shop in Asda or on their website so I can't help you with the prices in Tesco.
You could try - www.mysupermarket.co.uk
I was in Asda at lunch time and saw these great deals -
24 x 284ml Stella Artois (£1 a pint)
20 x 440ml Tennents (77.5p per pint)
20 x 330ml Miller Genuine Draft (just over £1.03 per pint)
Great for the Euros!
Please ignore the message at 14:30 it is an imposter. I never go in Tesco so you know someone is trying to wind me up. I expect it is Gavin. Do some work.
In my barber shop today Durex were selling at.....
Ron, go to bed!
End of season night
I have great pleasure in announcing the end of season awards evening. I have managed to reserve us the rear section of the Station on Friday 29th June from 7pm. The landlord has agreed to provide us some food from 9pm.
I look forward to seeing you all there.
Thought we traditionally hit the cricket club for the awards, it's healthy up there.
FOOD! are you sure
suck my fucking cock you bunch of cunts
Always someone who's just learnt the power of speech and thinks they're clever.Please go away you retard.
Dear fellow team members. I thought it would be a good idea to have the presentation at the lytton Arms so it would show some commitment towards our new watering hole. I believe the station has had it's day and it has lost it's warmth and welcome.
We had to wait till the end of the season but Dave has made a good call for once
Joking aside, after some fatal incidents the FA are in the process of bringing out some new legislation on vets football. This involves anyone with a BMI (body mass index) of 25 or more not being able to take part in any FA sanctioned games.
It's good that our games are not sanctioned by the FA. Some of our players should be sectioned though.
I dont want to be sexshunned.
Come on Murray!
That shit Murray....
Is Rio racist. Is JT nice?
Hello from sunny kiev well its not sunny now as its 1am. The neat vodka is flowing and i think im going to b sick. Never mind i could always be in England in the pissing rain.
The presentation evening date has now been confirmed as Friday 4th Jan 2013 at Knebworth Park Cricket Club. see you all there.
Fuck off anonymous, yer as daft as Dave but not so pretty.
Bello boys am in poland waiting for flight home. What a night at the stadium. Iv'w never sensed an atmosphere like it. It was rolling back the years to 98 a great performance and tremendous support. In the pub for the next game me thinks
non mi piace l'inglese in particolare dave la testa di cazzo
Yes I agree Dave does do big caccas.
We're boring like Spain. We don't have a centre-forward either.
Did we have a game on Sunday?
In good hands , praise the lord and fuck off.
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