Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Knobs 1 Walkern 4

Strange result but fairly easily explained. We lost in the goalkeeping department.
Kicking uphill we played some very impressive stuff unluckily failing to net. They managed a couple of chances, without any fluidity of play, which they badly missed. One gorgeous move between Phil and Steve ended with a first time Phil rocket which shaved the goal. Another pleasing move saw a Gerry centre across the face of the goal see Vinnie's close range poke glide wide. The post took a battering! At the back Ian was having a blinding debut, heading
powerfully, intercepting well, talking well and showing an ability to play balls forward with pace and power. 0-0 at half time. Bill and John were proving solid at full backs, allaying fears of the doubters. An unchanged set up second half would have been just the job kicking downhill. But with the current keeper Dave, improving between the sticks with every game, itching for a game out Twiggy volunteered for a stint at keeper. Not one one of John's more inspired games as Knob guardian. But he did volunteer not many others would. They swiftly scored three and the game was irretrievable. Who am I to say the winning or competing is all?
True their fourth goal came via an 18 year old's sprint forward and a diving header by their 17 year old centre forward but the presence of these two youngsters was not the reason for the defeat though hardly a part of vets football ethos. I thought we handled them really well.
If we want to win games we either need a keeper or we use Dave. If it's a case of people just taking a turn between the posts then we must quietly accept the consequences, often they will spell defeat despite any good outfield play we muster. By the way during the last ten minutes their strapping 17 year old asked me four times how long was left! Hardly the confidence of superior youth.
We pegged back a goal from a Steve penalty after both Ali and Vinny were pushed at a corner by the same marker. Soft? Nah, stone dead penalty. Their keeper produced two world class reflex saves to prevent a narrowing of the arrears.
For the benefit of their manager Tony we played 90 minutes + 3 minutes over time at the end of the first and second halves.
I thought Ali was terrific, Steve was effective till subdued by his ankle problem, Vinny put himself about, Phil was classy and was unlucky with volleys, Gerry was wholehearted and effective and everyone played well I thought.
Next week a return game against this mob which I fully anticipate will be a Knobs' victory

15 comments:

ducky said...

quack quack your shit

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzz!
What an enjoyable season- hope you enjoyed the fixture list laid on you lucky chapees.

him said...

ugh cough!
bye.

forgotten knob said...

i am not available sunday

gone said...

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must now be finished....thank you. said...

Time to end the bullshit- you're all shit.
Don't pretend otherwise- when I was a lad...........
Hey I have had no contact from the management this week.... and I'm now fit for 10. I am our crowd at away games- oh sad little boy.
Oh well perhaps a walk in the wilds will be compensation.

oldest gay in the village said...

PS- I think I 'm pissed off but it could be the drink or age irking me.

Brendan said...

Fuckoff to bed you cunt.

leader of the gang said...

You said you were injured. so i saved my phone bill.

Ron Crennell said...

APRIL 22 game against Saints in the league has been arranged. 10.30 ko BUT it's AT HOME.
Do Knobs have too many fixtures- was the debate in the pub last night. I don't think so Everyone gets chances to play the more games there are. It was said August and May are too early and too late- but cancellationd have never taken place on numbers grounds during those months in my nvolvement.
What do you think prior to the AGM

Skip said...

Good we may have a chance of ending third again. We should play all year long.

Anonymous said...

If you don't want to play dont be available. We allus get some side out whats the problem? great fixture list keep it.

For the best said...

There should only be 1 game a month and the season should run from the September to end of April. Surely that's enough at this stage of our lives? I will bring this up at the agm.

Phill Bollocks said...

Fuck off you aged turd. You,ll be wanting one game a season next probably December 25th when your reindeer let you off the hook- cunt. A still wouldn't pick yer you fey being.

The ants will prevail said...

The human race no longer listens to each other, though in days past some many did.
Is it the emancipation of all from the strictures of deference or is it the new fast speed communication age where you need listen to noone but your technological appliances which have you race ahead with barely a nod to any other human input? I know not.
Anyway you're all a set of cunts racing toward extinction- thank the Lord.