Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Knobs 6 Old Minchendenians 2

In the end, well after about 15 minutes it turned out to be a comfortable win. A return to form?Not really this was a new Knobs, the immediate future, on the whole strangers to each other on the 'turf' of the Rec. Probably the youngest Knobs team out for many a year and each and everyone of them looked comfortable and involved. The old guys John Boyle and Dave helped them settle in.
Some good football was evident from the off with Knobs showing verve and pace. I can hardly remember all the details of how the goals went in what with trying to referee and working out who I am! Yet the first saw their centre half fall victim to a bouncy pitch when his sliced clearance was seized upon by Andy and comfortably slotted home. Murmurrings from their number 4! The second was headed in from a corner by Ali, not that Ali, and the murmurrings grew.
The third was goal of the game as Steve launched a delicious pass down the right which was gathered swiftly by Andy. He wasted no time in crossing to the far post where the newly arrived Gavin, in a game, on the pitch and on the spot headed his first. We were threatening frequently and could have been more than four up at the interval. Number 4 was ankle tapping, though it was all out of my vision anyway he got me neighbour chirping. A murmur here and a chirrup there, all very spring like.
What else happened first half? Dave's flying save or was that second half? There was also a terrific drive which the keeper tipped over, probably a shot from Phil. A wee altercation between Vinnie and their midfield general.
Second half saw them come a little more into it, but only a little, but by then they were 4-0 down courtesy of a fiercely struck shot/cross from Andy out right which flew into the net via a post. An impossible angle? No such thing obviously.
A Knobs penalty appeal for blatant handball had been turned down at 3-0, for several very good and intricate reasons . Occam's Razor, Tony, cut through the rhetoric, "you bottled it"! Probably a tad correct. The fifth goal was a nice one. A first time pass from Phil took out their defence for Gavin to speed onto and delicately put away. They scored from an unnecessarily conceded corner, an own goal at the near post. Gavin's speed off the mark, terrible boots by the way, saw Knobs get a sixth and they scored a second somehow. I was coming to terms with my identity crisis and wasn't paying close attention. Don't remember. The last 15 minutes was goalless as substitutes came and went in the glorious sunshine at the rate of one a minute.
New players Joel, Craig, Ali and Jamie put in good shifts- and attended the pub afterwards. All in all some excellent effort and enterprise which was pleasing on the eye. Huge crowd, mainly travelling support.
Next week it's Mother's Day and away to Sandy- an improbable mix. Hope a team will emerge to compete.
See you all at the Team Meeting in Old Stevenage next Friday night.
Au revoir.

48 comments:

scribbler said...

PS highlight, the crunching tackle by Vinnie on the murmur boy. He was reduced to a splutter. I had to laugh.

taking the piss said...

If i wash the kit twice this week can i avoid paying my subs next Sunday?

treasury of knob said...

wash it 3 times and you will be in credit for a couple of weeks.

Hat-trick hero said...

My mum told me that you could hear the sound of a Great Tit coming from across the Rec. I informed her it was Dave. Beautiful morning...lovely sunshine. I even enjoyed running the line. Great win chaps...3rd is ours to lose!

I don't pay subs said...

What a team performance! Dave is a managerial genius.

vinny said...

The wanker better not put me on the side again

I dont get up in the morning to run the fucking line

Dave said...

Sorry Vinny, I will guarantee you 90 mins next week

Darren said...

The wanker dropped me also

Dave said...

Sorry Darren, I will guarantee you 90 mins next week

Anonymous said...

Can you guarantee me 0 minutes next week? Blunham Vets and Mother's Day...nuff said.

Adolf Hitler said...

Im not available next Sunday.

Arry Himmler said...

Neizer im I.

John said...

the wanker dropped me as well

Dave said...

you can fuck off big nose

scout said...

Dave 7 Darren 4 Chris W 9 tony 8 Jamie 8 Beaky 6 Vinnie 6 Ali 8 Steve B 8 Phil 7 Andy 8 Gavin 8 Joel 7 Craig 8
Wel done

Des said...

We need people like John, he is handy for collecting money

having a laugh said...

Darren 4, Craig 8! what sort of blind dick makes this stuff up?

Trussells said...

I would say those marks are very fair for once

still having a laugh said...

Fair to a blind man maybe.

Anonymous said...

Those scores are pretty fair. I would say that Tony needed to be substituted at some point. When Craig came on Tony was the week link in the back 4.

Anonymous said...

Having a laugh must be D, took some decent throw ins. Passing? He's having a la8ugh or giving everyone one.

??? said...

Is Phil Thompson donning a wig and moonlighting as Coloccini?

Anonymous said...

Grow some David. Tony for kit next. Steve B and Tony for sub.

Asda Chicken breast fillets 3 for £10

Not fair said...

Suppose I will be sub again

Nou Camp bound said...

all hands to the fart next sunday- I bet it's called off, yer wimps!
3rd place? Yi knacked.

priorities right said...

Stuff the football mummy comes first

Tricky winger said...

The manager is lucky. He has the best team of players in the last 5 years. If he can replace the fat little centre half we are laughing.

Anonymous said...

The majority of the team the manager scouted him self. Sack the recruitment officer i say.

it must be said said...

Dont let the old lot back in I say, team is better off without. No one over 41, let them make a super vets team and play against others who are over the hill. I for one would rather play with the current young lot and im sure most of them would also agree.

Iron lung- one not two said...

I'm available sunday is there room for me zimmer frame in the team coach?

Dave said...

No chance tosser and take beaky with you

Ali said...

Has he got a big nose complex, wants to fight all the time

sandy eyetie said...

Glad the mouthy twat isnt playing is he scared?

Des said...

He's to fucking old thats what!

Mitre said...

Dont look good for Sunday, what a pile of shit team

forgotten knob said...

i am not available sunday

Anonymous said...

What is the team for Sunday?

clever trevor said...

the team is still called knobs on Sunday

Have Faith said...

This is the type of team we need a mixture of experience,talent and energy. Plus Steven and Anthony. I can see us getting a result.

Anonymous said...

GROW SOME!

why oh why said...

We have no hope might as well visit the old dear

Anonymous said...

Where's the bloody team? Is it a secret?

Anonymous said...

Another Harpenden?
The Sandy Slaughterers- either way taken.

Des said...

Is big nose playing .

Vinny said...

I have taken up golf

sarcasm aint wit said...

roll on the close season - a sowing of humour seeds for a new season of merriment and mirth .

goalie said...

are the sandy mittens in the bag for Sunday?

stickler said...

sandy mittens with white kit- remember goal kicks are taken from a dead ball on the ground, not to be thrown out from the hands.
Thank you.