Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 5 December 2011

Sandridge 4 knobs 0

Poor result. We looked as if we'd never played together before, someone said, truth was we hadn't. Injury list is getting longer and with the allure of Christmas and the onset of winter personnel is getting thin on the ground if not in the gut. Mind the 18th could resuscitate enthusiasm, Steve's almost fit. (Steve was the attendance).
The bare 11 became 12 sometime in the middle of the first half when a lad called Tony/Andy (friend of Steve and Tony) donned the yellow and was to come on second half with some verve. With Craig on the right and the energetic Ali in the middle and Matty back home up front it was a bit of a change from last week and it all showed. Kicking uphill in the first half we did farely well in turning round only 1-0 down having actually had a sitter missed ourselves by.. no I can't name him- 9 out of 10 I'm sure he'd have scored.
We should have persevered with the same set up in the second half but Dave after a very competent first half in goal when he produced two blinding, proper goalkeeping saves decided to come out and was replaced in goal by John Twigg. John was in no way culpable for the three goals which followed in the second half but we lost our shape and positioning a bit second half, then as we fell further behind we lost our shape a big bit! We also lost any inclination in believing there was any need to play together and pass to each other- but hey it was a cold Sunday morning, we're all human and egos run contra to teamwork most our lives.
Their first goal was a diagonal free kick fizzed across goal right to left -definitely going out those in the vicinity thought, till it was hooked back in and into the net via a ricochet off Dave. Guilt of not playing till the ball's out anyone?
The second goal a centre from the right, led to a shove by Tony led to a penalty. This was inexplicable to some. I thought it was as obvious as it was soft but Tony is adamant that he just stood his ground with no intent. Did the bloke dive? Can we see the replay?
The third and fourth followed, one of them a deep cross from the right to the far post emphatically headed home, the only decent goal.
Our chances? Legion! Second half we missed for fun. Over elaborated in the penalty area, rustiness, crap finishing the combination.
Tactically.
You might notice I have emphasised three of the goals coming from the right, well forget the free kick one which we lost out on at our far post. But their strength was to knock the ball wide to a portly chap who hardly strayed from the touchline before receiving, steadying himself and delivering. Three ways of combatting that.
Stop the initial supply or discouraging it by having another portly chap standing reasonably close to him. Pressing the move when it developed - he gets the ball and often has his full back pressing to support, making it 2 against 1 and somewhat hard, so if the wide man presses the ball someone also has to join in to help him from being played around, OR let the fuckers have it wide, we haven't the numbers or energy to press, so we cut our losses narrow our defence and numerically superior defend the resulting cross. We were caught between all those options, but we never talk about them and certainly we don't work it out during the course of the game.
I was that man wide!
Chris W played well as did Tony or was it Andy who came on. The new Ali shone but did not win the game for us single handedly which his style of play was seemingly geared to. Harsh? Fuck off I've been there. Dave played well and in the second half played every location in the pitch, they seek him here.... trying to set a record of fouling every member of the opposition on the pitch, but he enjoyed himself. Brendan the super skull missed a sitter in front of posts. Tony went off injured, the curse of the pull. I don't think Chris Cox was feeling well and and and, next week Ashwell at home, who is going to mark Mark Mills?
They were an honest hard working bunch, crap dressing rooms, good bar. fair turn out hope Vinnie didn't get into bother!
Love yaz.

22 comments:

Steve said...

John, can we have a vote on who thinks Dave should play in goal, he looked the real deal in the first half, but wanted to play in all positions in the second half

I was told on the dog said...

What went wrong with the shape in the second half, we need a good win Sunday to build us up for the 18th when we play centre spot Steve and his chums

My dog said said...

We don't have anything to worry about on the 18th

Not pointing fingers said...

Tony had his worst game this season. He was left wanting with Craig for the first goal. The second was something out of Daves book, pointless and put us at a worst disadvantage. He was'nt at the far post for the third either. Not sure if right back suits him.

Ron Crennell said...

It was the team that lost it not the individuals -we should have scored several mind.

Ron Crennell said...

It was the team that lost it not the individuals -we should have scored several mind.

Anonymous said...

I hate those friendly proper referees. Thought he were crap hiding behind his black gear doesn't make them any good.

Anonymous said...

That Ron bloke does know his stuff. A very fair and honest write up of the game I thought.

Gazza said...

The first goal Craig caught the wrong side of their man and the keeper beat at the near post, second penalty by Tony and third Brenden marking a player on the wrong side giving a free header. But then we don't all play in the premier league, roll on the 18th

Anonymous said...

Bring back Mike Lisle. e couldnt score but he could mark.

sandwich said...

6 4 4 8 5 4 6 4 5 5 4 -7
work it out those there

Swiss said...

Can we get a fucking keeper ! Please

Dear sandwich said...

Is it our players left in their half when they were attacking ?

the truth said...

Dave 8 in goal 7 on pitch jihn t 4 in goal 6 on pitch chris w 7 brendan 6 tony 5 craig 7 ali 7 chris c 7 ron 6 vinny 7 matt 6 andy 7 bully big fat 0

forgotten knob said...

just see the marks out of 10, did we win then?

The Count said...

Is that 7 fouls out on the pitch for Dave- at least.

Ed said...

zzzzzzzzzzz!
ho ho ho!
Steve Bull v Dave Jordan?
zzzzzzzzzzz!
Ho ho ho!
Splat!
Come and see.

Debbie7 said...

More of a cider man myself but Asda have Famous Grouse and Barcardi 70cl for a tenner at the moment.

Anonymous said...

Happy Christmas to all Mancunians!

Forgotten Knob said...

Im not available Sunday.

Forgotten Knob said...

Forgot to say because your so shit

Anonymous said...

forgotten knob dropped despite whole team being injured and unfit