Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 19 December 2011

Knobs 1 Steve's birthday boys 3

Everyone a winner!
The pre match mind games and subterfuge were not influential. A fair, strongly competed match ensued. Weather of sleet at first, then sun, then cloud so that was all nice. Trevor returned to the Knobs goal and the Knobs had 15 available including Gavin who turned up for the second half and Steve had 13.
Knobs were in the tight, black kit and the Bullsmen wore the yellow- a distinct advantage for the latter.
Knobs defended the bottom goal first half or should have. A very poor showing in which we seemed lethargic, stiff and to be honest, past it. An early incident saw Dave tackle Steve leaving the latter limping but far from subdued. Dave unfortunately suffered the worst coming off with his knee in tatters. He's out until after Christmas. Christmas 2013.
Steve then enjoyed probably his best game of the season assisted probably, no undoubtedly, by our dearth of midfield presence. How many times did Chris Wilson (strong game) find himself up against four men in the first half? Often we paraded, two advanced players, yawning gap, Chris, then another yawning gap before encountering our very deep defensive back four. Far far too stretched when kicking uphill against a fairly energetic side with individuals who could play a bit.
They scored with annoying regularity. I remember little of the goals, though Brendan was blamed for all three. He actually smilingly acknowledged his contributions. But he paid his dues as well as his penance by attending both venues for Steve's post match celebrations and taxiing people to and from Rileys. Good lad. Half time 3-0 to Steve.
Second half shaded by Knobs but we only clawed back the one goal , a fine deep cross by Paul Crosby emphatically placed in the net by John B's head. Andy did hit a post late on but there were no sitters missed as in our past two games since we hardly created any clear cut chances. But the endeavour was good to see and the first half rot was stopped. On such a day as this a brisk, warm up should be the order of the day so that individuals start with some degree of fluidity.
Nice to see Phil Wells turn out, please come again. Everyone was highly pleased that Tony failed to capitalise on a defensive error when through one on one with the keeper. Phew!
Hope Alistair's head is better after his battering by rough boy Trevor.
Thanks to MBDA's Les for reffing the game.
The showers were broken hence freezing. Paul Crosby became the only clean Knob but Bill and John sneaked home to clean up. Why?
The Station was packed to the rafters. It was like being back at school, never seen as many kids.
Steve friends were well represented and most of the Knobs side turned up. A merry scene ensued before the food arrived - lovely!!!!!!
It was then off to Rileys to see Arsenal lose to Man City but mainly to continue drinking the drink at Steve's expense. A couple of us threw in the towel at seven so I cannot say what happened later.
Finally all our thoughts were with Chris Cox yesterday in the wake of the very sad event in his life last weeek. We wish him all the best and obviously anything we can do to help we will be here for him.
COCK!?

23 comments:

Debbie7 said...

Vienetta only £1 at Asda. A nice Alternative to Xmas pudding.

Keep Xmas old said...

Condoms on sale, Station Gents, £5 a gross, a nice alternative to packs of kids.

Anonymous said...

Christmas!
Silent night and day.
Humbug!

Where's my pint? said...

Quite fitting really, Ron was a cock and Brendan called Trevor a nob or was it knob.

Tony said...

you lot were shit sunday and im off to play for a decent side so bye

Anonymous said...

If only that was true

Ron Crennell said...

is the messiah coming- I heard it on a grapevine or was it a Christmas tree?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

the manager said...

Dear FK please turn up at the rec for a 9.30 kick off.

Steven said...

This blog is as shit as Dave

Anonymous said...

Dave banned from Rileys before the ink dries on his membership card?

Steven said...

What a plank

emmanuel said...

Is it true he had a cue rammed up his jaxxy sideways?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas KNOBS everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Knob somewhere and same to you and a Happy New Year.

Big knob said...

Dave, what a plank

Redemption Dave said...

What a plank!

Anonymous said...

Guess what a spelk is?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

traditionalist said...

This blog is moribund.
it's dying a slow death as well.

Anonymous said...

Happy new year!!! I can forsee good times ahead for the KNOBS. 3 wins on the bounce to start the year off, a managerial change in July, Trussells launch a new sausage called the Ronald Rocket, a Player of the Year award for Chris Wilson and a night out in Old Stevenage where Bully pulls.

Jeremiah said...

Fackin shite. 2012? Shite!