Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 21 November 2011

Knobs 3 MBDA 6 - report by Gavin Simpson

Well…to be honest, I didn’t see much of it. I’m only writing this because Ron’s got to go up North and John said I should. He was my eyes and ears though. The roving reporter on the side line whilst I was busy picking up bargains at the Co-Op. Got some lovely cream cakes reduced to 89p – they were lovely with a cup of tea. And then I picked up a Nerf gun for just £3 in the charity shop - shhhhh…don’t tell anyone. It’s a Christmas present. Who would have thought that the charity shop would be open on a Sunday? Madness indeed but the new window display for Christmas looks ace.

Anyway, the bit I did see was very interesting. MBDA certainly looked a fitter unit and played with a confidence of league leaders. Our passing play seemed very narrow. Despite the now customary 4-5-1 formation there was little width. It’s certainly important that the centre-forward moves into that space and therefore opens up gaps for the centre-midfielders breaking from the middle. And when they had the ball, despite our 3 in the middle, there seemed to be plenty of gaps there. Despite fitness concerns, Vinnie looked strong and competitive but the game reminded me a bit of the book I’m reading at the moment – H.G. Wells’ ‘The Invisible Man’ – it certainly seems that with the KNOBS, a few players go missing when we start staring defeat in the face. I speak with a plank in my eye. The most amazing thing that was witnessed was Dave giving up as their winger sprinted past him. That’s not like our Dave – maybe the criticism has got to him or the pressure of being the manager or maybe he just had one beer too many the night before? Whatever the answer, it was unusual and just goes to show how we can all do with a bit of praise and encouragement to keep ourselves motivated throughout. You could see that when Andy netted his second goal. The spring in his step afterwards was a joy to behold and not like anything witnessed beforehand. It goes to show how a crunching tackle, a surging run, a beautiful pass, a great interception, relentless pressing, a well-timed clearance, can create a mood within a team that can lead to positive outcomes. And if we can all tell each other when we’ve done something like that, it spurs the spirit. However at 5-2 down it wasn’t to be. In fact that they looked like they were coasting and creating chances at will. Their headed goal from a corner (their 6th) showed how easy it was. We can do better and we must do better.

But what do I know? I hardly saw any of it. I left when Ron sent off one of their players for foul language. And rightly so! Thank goodness it wasn’t a KNOB. I hope it all ended happily. John told me that Vinnie scored a great goal and that Andy had one disallowed that was slightly controversial. That would have made it 3-3. He obviously scored the first one. Anyone know why two goals is called a ‘brace’? But you can’t win games when you let in 6 can you? We’ve found that out already this season. Onwards and upwards though. Blunham Vets next week and with our on-going injury crisis (I saw Bully limp off – rare indeed he admits defeat to injury), it could be a long winter. Still, Simmons is open now on a Sunday. Nothing reduced but they do have some lovely cakes in there. Now where is that vanilla slice? Ahh…

25 comments:

Debbie7 said...

This is the best match report ever. Gavin is spot on. All season, the usual suspects go missing when we are under pressure. Let's toughen up a bit! The spirit of the match report brought a tear to my eye. I have been encouraging you all to share your shopping bargains to create team spirit. How about this one - ASDA Sharing 60 piece Dessert / Chinese Platter for only 50p ! (RRP: £2) Magic!

Knob said...

Useless!

happy up north said...

Dave's bunion was playing up.
One of their most potent players - the 6th goal headerer was excellent and far too young. Their other legally permitted under 35 year old- Mr Paine in the ear was asked to relinquish the field of play- he was a highly skilled player unfortunately he cannot play without needing to referee at the same time. Oh that quivering lip, a sad character deficiency.
The goal disallowed looked offside
and even though the linesman's flag was very slow going up,acknowledged. The other disallowed goal advantaged them - when Vinnie's challenge on the keeper was penalised.
Vinnie's goal - ran through the middle direct from kick off and thumped it from 20 odd yards into roof of net! Simple eh?
It's foggy up here but t'beer's palatable- don't tell that rough mouth where I am.

Nob said...

Shambles!

Knob said...

Shocking!

Dear Ron said...

Are you going to write the blog? No disrespect to Gavin,but how can you write a blog when you have not seen the game.

Des said...

Are Dave and John away ? Blogs quiet

my last post said...

Too many piss takers lately. I will continue to read the blog for what its worth but will not contribute any more.

Tony said...

Great blog, a lot better than the usual old shit we have to put up with.

Steve said...

Have you nothing better to do John

John said...

Have you nothing better to do ron

Des said...

This blog is as shit as the team!

The real Ron said...

Well played sunday -4 of the goals were simple goalkeeping errors- no disrespect to volunteer Paul. So don t get down we played some good stuff against certainly a younger, fitter side. So its onwards and upwards and ENJOY!!!
The funeral was sad but drinkful- see you all Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Dave got you in the team Ron as Alistair is the Ref.

the real real ron said...

Dave can fuck off

The Pissed Ron said...

Afraid I'm up for goalie or linesman.
Love you all- the Newcastle air. I'm finished- goodbye.

Just say no said...

Give up the beer its no good for you

Burp! said...

Thanks! Are you called Maggie?

Him or me or them said...

Hello am back from the thriving north.
We played well last week all we lack is a proper goalkeeper so dont despair.
Love you all except ......

Knobbled Knee said...

Fucking miserable not being able to play football, roll on tomorrow night down the Station. Might see the manager there, and maybe the ex manager, you never know.

Anonymous said...

Hmm!

reading only said...

Glad theres less posts this week. Shows how shit this blog realy is. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it.

Whispers in the corner said...

Rumour going round that it's last chance saloon for the manager tomorrow

Pissed said...

Coooooooooommmmmmmeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooon yoooooooooooooou duuuuuucccccckkkkkkssssss

Des said...

Dave is useless