Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Shephall 2 Knobs 2

The glorious Indian summer saw some approach to form. Several players looked a bit fitter despite Friday's celebratory exertions.
Gavin left the Station on Friday night, back in the fold, he'd be there, he wasn't. John saw him Saturday and he was keeping himself for next week. Pity, he was earmarked today for a half of endeavour outfield and a half in his favourite position, goalkeeper. As it was noone wanted the gloves, so, never one to let the team down I took on the role- nice new jersey mind.
Kicking uphill against the wind and into the sun first half we played reasonably well. (The sun went in second half). We took a quick lead when Andy rounded the keeper to net. I could see things would only go awry if they started centreing and shooting. I did tip one deflected shot onto the bar but thereafter seemed to forget where my hands were and what they for. It's quite hard trying to save every shot with your feet but hey I tried. They equalised when their bustling centre forward was allowed too much room for a shot which unerringly nestled in the corner of the net- why didn't I dive? They swiftly took a lead, a ball from the left, such a small pitch, smuggled back to the left where one of the two waiting predators volleyed home. I like to think Trevor would have saved it. New player Gary was showing promise on the left but became more influential when he moved inside and upfront. Chris Wilson was buzzing in midfield, now for a passing improvement, John Boyle was having a season debut game of solidity, but needs matches and a resolution of his pinged leg. Darren at full back, keeping away from M. Boyle's Friday weekend benders and John's lagers over the back fence, was back to his youthful best.
Chris Cox was bustling and playing football on the ground and all was better. But we didn't win so not really good enough.
Second half, Darren H on for Brendan. Do you play in goal Darren?- ~#****ck **shit~*&. so I continued, I only arsked.. We defended comfortably second half. Had several chances, loads of attacks. Their keeper made some terrific , match saving saves but near the end we equalised. A Bully corner, at last headed goalwards by Gary and swept into the net by Chris Cox.
An 8-4 game for us ended 2-2.
Get Trevor!!!! Very important.
The Crown pub at Aston End was very pleasant.
(Brendan was late, but in time for kick off. Darren H was very late and missed the team photo just before kick off in the NEW KIT. For the record.)
Better than previous weeks by a long chalk but disappointing that we didn't wallop them. A good spirited game, no hastle. Next week Goldings at home. Someone remind Alistair, Goldings!!!
LOL whatever that means.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

mainly sixes and sevens but Chris Cox mom.

Gorgeous Gavin said...

I was never down for playing. Honest guv. My knee is not what it was. Definitely could not play in goal. Still not sure about Goldings. We're on the up. I'm not needed. I need the soft pitches. Anyway, well done all for getting a draw. Are we still bottom?

Chris Cox said...

Leave my mum out of this.

Big knob said...

Well done boys, Ron waved his magic wand!

Magic Wand said...

It's about time i was waved. Ron usually waves his penis.

Anthony Steven said...

Hi Guys, we had an awfully good run out on Sunday. I liked the fact that i was our best player.

Debbie7 said...

Good to see we are off the mark in the league. Check you phones and computers for my request for players this week. Also note, no pay, no play!!

If your wife smells, Asda have a bargain offer on at the moment - Dove "Go Fresh" Anti-perspirant for only 25p. It is only the travel size but normally these cost £1.25.

i deserve a place said...

Great offer Dave and thanks for letting us know. Your the best manager that Ron is a right wanker.

Anthony Steven said...

OOh! that sounds nice. Think ill get some of that to spray on my sweaty inner thighs.

Good to see said...

So pleased that Ron was back in charge for the game on Sunday. That man has a great footballing brain. Shit in goal mind, but still a good footballing brain. He should get the job back on a full time basis.

Chris Cox mam said...

We should have won- we failed.

Tony said...

its true Ron has the footballing brain and understands the game and should be manager again and yes he is shit in goal.

Anthony Steven said...

What the fuck do you lot know. I think we will win by 4 goals on Monday and Dave and Twiggy will be back in favour. Anyone fancy a £5 bet.

Young Ronald said...

Neither goals were my fault in the build up and the shooting opportunities. I simply deigned to make less than a fulsome effort to stop the subsequent shots. My speedy brain processes calculated that diving was a total waste of time and energy and would possibly have soiled the pretty new jersey I was sporting.
Remember I am founding member of the 'get hold of Trevor' society.
Also remember some poor fucker had to play in goal!

Anthony Steven said...

Well said old man. Roll on Sunday got wait to see the new management team in action.

Me said...

I'm fit, have two legs and a head and have paid my 20 quid. Do I get a game?
Clue?
Am better than Allister.

Anonymous said...

What a slow week.
They get a draw and all is contentment.
Is JB fit?
Well yes, but is he fit?

Anonymous said...

Who had a good game Sunday. Did Ron have a favourable starting 11

Anonymous said...

nothing to do with starting 11 it was the team spirit and willingness to help each other that ron helps bring to the team, something sadly lacking in previous weeks

Tevez said...

I think anonymous is right. What a situation we have got in where we are all delighted with a draw? Against Shephall! Shitola. We've got to start being honest with ourselves. Are you fit enough, good enough, motivated enough to put on the new KNOBS kit? Do you DESERVE to be given a shirt on a Sunday morning. Come on. Be honest with yourself. You're a disgrace to this club and you know it.

Anyway said...

So what was the team on sunday? Anyone fancy scoring individuals.

JB said...

I'm never motivated enough but I keep getting asked to play! Just being honest.

I might be more motivated now, well at least to put the new kit on as it's lovely. What a great choice.

Mancini said...

none of you cocks deserve to wear the shirt

doctor nob said...

You're all pretty hopeless, but the exercise does you good

CB said...

I'll play in goal for a pint.
Daves cider natch.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

supporter said...

Sunday's team?
Goldings going well!
Birth certificates compulsory.

outside outside right and beyond said...

Knobs play third new centre forward in 5 games, will he break the debut duck?
Does he drink?
Does he socialise?
Is he better than Twiggy, Ron, Paul, Millsy?
Has he paid his twenty quid? Did the other two?
Does he fuck?
Does he fucking care?

knob who knows said...

Death is our only reward

creak & groan said...

Death and Glory 7.6% drove me mad- hahahah aiyueeeeeee!
In the sober light of day, albeit an unseasonably sweltering one, I realise all is for the best.
I am therefore giving away all my possessions including my cherished old football boots. Don't need them anymore.

Anonymous said...

Where's the team photos John?