Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 12 September 2011

Knobs 3 Saints 5

First league game in the new extended league. Poor result but that only tells part of the story.
Some of our best players available but it might be said that not all were playing in their best positions. Dave will be looking for versatility from several players considering how well off we are at centre back and left back but that might prove problematical on this show.
First half we were behind 1-0 early on. Their pacy centre forward beat the offside trap to square across the goal where they attacked far better than we defended. First half two noticeable problems , we were very very narrow. The only person occupying any width was Andy in his peeling off runs at pace. Secondly when we were in possession we were in hot potato land. Few were comfortable on the ball, not helped by their more energetic closing down and harrying. Still 1-0 at half time and with a brisk wind behind us in the second half all was far from lost.
Second half saw them capitalise on their forward play better than we did. They had a centre forward who was hard to handle but we had Andy who was a bit tasty too at this level. Both scored hattricks. They went two up with a splendid individual goal from the number 9 who worked himself into a shooting position before finding the top corner from 20 odd yards. A lovely move between Darren H and Andy saw the latter reduce the deficit. I was linesman and their third was 3 yards off for which I flagged. The centre forward's shot being blocked and carrying forward to a man well offside but who finished easily. Explanation for the overrule? Several decisions were going against Saints. My view? This was because on several occasions they were offside but teams only remember the decisions that do not favour them. The difficulties of officiating! Anyway it was 3-1. An individual goal by Andy out muscling the keeper before lobbing home made it 3-2. Still in it. The number 9 added a couple to put matters beyond reach seemingly. Brendan was doing a Bambi on ice routine at full back culminating in a handball with hand swiftly placed behind back with probably 20 degrees of difficulty. The penalty was struck like an exocet but incredibly saved by Trevor. How did that stick? The last 20 minutes proved rousing for us but apart from another individual rocket for our third, by Andy, we just couldn't claw our way back.
Problem?
In a competitive game the irresolvable problem of giving everyone a fair share of the game rather than sticking with the likeliest personnel for the day. We had 11 players and 4 subs, including me. I'd love to play a whole game but know I am not as likely to contribute in a game such as this compared to a younger , fitter team mate. Mind on one's day you never know. To compete more equally in that game, a maximum of two subs would have been key in order to maintain vigour and continuity. Mind I'm available for all the games, I 'enjoyed' my 20 minute run out at the end.
It's Old Owens in the league next week so with a couple of games under our belts a more energetic performance will be expected. It was very obvious that we were not fit enough or desirous enough to support the speedy Andy when he want on the attack, we were very very stretched.
Nice in the pub, good turn out, Dave busy as a bee. Keep it up!
Toodle pip!
Ronald

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we have the starting line-up please? Then we can all work out what we would have done.

Anonymous said...

Trevor;
Darren A,Tony, Chris G, Dave;
Richard, Martin, Steve, Paul;
Chris W, Andy
Subs: Darren H, Brendan, Chris C, Ron
Referee: John T
Thar be it.

I know best said...

3-5-2

Trevor

Chris G, Kenny Sweeping, Brendan

Darren A,Martin, Bully,Chris W,Dave

Andy,Richard

u know best said...

What would you expect from your players in that formation

i was there said...

Would have been nice if everyone was versitile and could play in more than one position. I could name only 5 players who had a good on sunday

i was there also said...

5 players! we were all shit. Need to start playing as a team or it will be a long season. All the changes didn't help.

Gaffer said...

Just done my on line Asda order. Had to order the special offer I spotted - 5 pack of toffee crisp and 5 pack of kit kat for £1 each.

Maybe a bit of sugar will give you the energy you lack on a Sunday morning!

Get some.

he was there, i was there said...

shambolic shit

scratching the head said...

Of course all the changes never help but that is the CON U*N DRUM.
Subs weren't meant as a 'give everyone a game' strategy, not if competing to win is the aim.
Injuries or tactics to replace an underperforming player or to change a system.
It's up to us as a club to say what we want and expect, mind if it's selection on competitive lines it's gonna be few games for some unless we run a second team- now there's an idea!

blind Pew said...

I thought I played well

Barney said...

Time for some deadwood to be cut out, I know it's vets but we have an average age of 102, obviously Ron is not included in that as he is special!

Barry said...

We have players that can't hold a ball longer than it takes me to have a wank!

dear scratching head said...

Please read the clubs constitution rule 1 and rule 5 subs should b used as giving everyone a game. If you did'nt you would eventually have no team. Who wants to turn up on a sunday morning and not play. I know a couple of our team who would leave

Kev said...

Some people need to understand they are shit and give up

in my opinion said...

The 5 that played well on Sunday were. Trevor who made a great penalty save.
Darren A, solid at right back again.
Andy, who got a hatrick and should of had more.
Dave, determination and passion to win everything. Leading by example.
Chris G, had to cover for Brendan and Tony on numerous occasions in the second half.

village idiot said...

I turned up and sacraficed my Sunday morning to the cause by standing on the line- perhaps I wouldn't do it every week but sometimes people have got to realise that in competitive games it's necessary.
If you get a bit of a cameo in such games you should count yourself lucky or choose some other mind numbing activity for a Sunday morning, like.........

village idiot said...

I turned up and sacraficed my Sunday morning to the cause by standing on the line- perhaps I wouldn't do it every week but sometimes people have got to realise that in competitive games it's necessary.
If you get a bit of a cameo in such games you should count yourself lucky or choose some other mind numbing activity for a Sunday morning, like.........

Old knob said...

Think it's time to out all the outsiders! We don't need them, we have already lost a home grown player because of bully

Co-op knebworth said...

The man marking in the second half worked well!

serious said...

CHEEKY!!
It was the cover for the man marking that was shite.

forgotten knob said...

best team
Trevor
darrern, chris G Chris W Dave
John B Martin S Bulk Ron
Andy Gavin
subs kenny richard alistar

forgotten knob said...

best team
Trevor
darrern, chris G Chris W Dave
John B Martin S Bulk Ron
Andy Gavin
subs kenny richard alistar

Anonymous said...

second team:
Paul
kenny H john T brendan Bill
gerry D Ron, Vinnie Phil
Mark M, Gavin (capt)
subs Cider Boy and Tommy Boyle

Black and yellow said...

We need to have a big look at midfield, Martin worked hard but on many occasions midfield looked lazy and unfit

flagman said...

we played so narrow everyone was in midfield, clutter and crap.
What a waste of a big pitch!

S Bulk said...

Dont make me angry!! You wont like me when im angry.

Anonymous said...

We're trying to put round pegs (some rounder than others) in square holes. We need to look at the personnel on a Sunday morning and work around that. Looks like 4-5-1 would have done the trick on Sunday. Chris W sitting in front of the back 4. You can't lose if you don't let in any goals. FACT!!! Not FICTION! FACT!!!! That should be our first priority and work from there.

Maybe we need a league squad and a friendly squad?

But remember, every hole is a goal.

Dear anonymous John Boyle said...

I may have put too much trust in some players and was sympathetic to the constitution. Some lessons have been learnt from Sundays performance. Im always striving to be better and i hope that rubs off on other people.

Debbie7

Diary of a wimpy kid said...

We're all behind you Dave. Especially on a Sunday morning if it all gets a bit tasty.

cider boy said...

I wouldnt play in your team, watched on sunday and what a load of shite. made me want to lie on the railway track again like i did the last time I watched.

cider boyyyyyyyyyy said...

I have been down on the track again.
Steamrollered to 18 foot 6 should be your answer to centre half if I don't snap.

trussells said...

Who is more of a square peg and who is rather a round hole?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Whats happening said...

Whats the team for Sunday?

hello said...

have we got to guess if we need to turn up Sunday? Never had this problem when Dave was running it.

cider boy said...

they've lost the dressing room. Yoou can change in my front room if you want.

lonely Ron said...

Who is playing Sunday?
I know I'm reffing but have no idea as to who turns up- come on Moinsieur Twigg, mail me in.

Do I have to do everything said...

Squad for Sunday is:

Bully
Matt
Tony (Kit)
Chris W
Dave
Chris C
Darren A
Darren H
Ally
Martin B-G
Brendan
Paul C
Jihn T

Oh and maybe Trevor.