The new season is fast approaching and the new management team of Dandy Dave and Twiggy can't wait to get rid of the thankless task to Sir Ronald who is having none of it. Sir Ronald was a fine manager but is now concentrating on getting fit and securing a regular starting place in the team.
I hope everyone is ready for another exciting season of miserable fat old gits moaning, whinging and thinking they are superstars when the sad reality is they are nothing of the sort. Can't people get happier and kinder as the the years pass by? No they can't!
On a personal level my goals for the season are to try and experience the joy of seeing a pass bobble along on a mud heap of a pitch and actually reach a fellow team member and to get a transfer to the local petanque team.
The fixtures for the new season are now on the KNOBS FC website and there is a link to the site to the left of this page. Playing registration forms are on their way so get your £20 ready.
Good luck to all end enjoy the summer.
26 comments:
the grumpy old fat shit passer you talk about, is that Steve?
I've broke me wardrobe. Hope Dave can help me.
can't get on the website and me wardrobe's even more broken.
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Wardrobe mended- thanks manager.
What do you think of our chances this year? Will Dave's stupid Play, only when I say ruling kill the club? It will be interesting to see how many games he gives himself. Is Twiggy still his No2? Kenny should be sweeping this year, 3-5-2 Al and Chris G picking up. JB,DA,CW,DJ in midfield with Bully behind the two Forwards. Hopefully Matt will play more this year, with Andy and the new bloke we should get some goals.
Fuck off fringe player, you know nothing.
Go n get yer hair cut if you have any.
Steve Bull spotted on exercise bike in Odyssey,
what does this mean?
Gavin, I like your strong selection but why not pick yourself? I will probably play 4-4-2.
I just left Asda and thought it would be good to let you all know that Swarfega 500g is on sale for £1.
Fingers crossed Charlton can beat Scunny today!
Football participation?
I played against a red hot young Chinese side , May 2001. and with full backs Chris Blaney and Ron Bloorman we beat them.
Then in June 2011 against a good Guilden Morden eleven with old Ron, old Bill we beat them.
Who is the best team? Hogwash.
It's a social club not just a football club- obviously more the former- viz long gone luminaries Big Bob, Big John, Big Mike, Big Roy, Big Karl, Big Paul and Big Cunt etc- where are they now when you want a drinking partner?
Give age a chance. If you want to only play "the best" go and join Goldings.
If those who want to win leave you will have 5 players a week if you are lucky.
but wot a 5.mine's a pint
whats the fucking team for Sunday then or do we have to guess!
I'm not available
I agree that it's a social club, fuck the football all I want is a pint. Sir Ronald can have my place if selected anytime.
Get a load of top quality outsiders in and see how many go to the pub. I'll be on my own!
no i'll be with you- Legion Station or Lytton the Knebworths our oyster.
Hic!
An upper age limit of 50 should be in place for the club, that will get rid of the deadwood and they can't moan then!
which side of 50 do the deadwood reside?
you are deadwood so fuck off
I UNDERSTAND BUT DO YOU HAVE TO BE OVER OR UNDER 50 TO QUALIFY ?
if over 50 then fuck off and find your coffin
Garston would like us to field an 50's team against them in December but next week they plan to hit us with their best side- winners of league and two cups last season.
Home game re arranged v Walkern for April 8th tentatively.
what 50 players on each side, bit tight for space on the pitch i think
true Ron perhaps the word "over" has been omitted. See you at the dinner in October?
Can we play 4-2-3-1 this year? It's the new 'IN' formation and I think it could work for us.
By the way, are we looking at any last minute deals on transfer deadline day? Chris Wilson to Arsenal? Ron to the Knackers Yard?
i am available sunday
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