At the shag end of the season, in Death Valley temperatures, the Knobs returned to winning ways. A competitive game against a well organised side, we deserved the victory.
A struggle to get personnel ended with us turning up early with 13. They took an age to make the pitch and get the game underway though a good opportunity was afforded to take in the splendid nearby church of St Mary. I was struck by its pebbled and stone rubble embattled exterior (remember Knebworth- crennellated) being almost exclusively Perpendicular. Just across the lane stood the Edward V11 pub- but we have to await the slaking of thirst until the football matters were dealt with.
At last the referee arrived. He was quite competent and fair but he missed a certain penalty when he deemed Gavin to have "gone down too easily" as he hared towards a goal at his mercy. The ankle tapper behind Gav was some 5 yards from the ball and stopped a certain goal.
A strange old mix of a side did more than well. Vinnie came from the village to deputise and showed terrific promise before running out of steam. Kelwyn made a return for us, putting Dave through with a slide rule pass only for Dave to shoot early and over albeit with pace and ferocity. Side pass to Gavin, open goal?
Paul had a very competent game in goal catching everything cleanly and faultless for the goals.
Phil looks static- that's cos he is but he got so much of the ball- anticipation as to where to stand to intercept, tackle and receive. His terrific strike from distance brought up our first equaliser to a goal where we were caught on the break and perhaps didn't challenge vigorously for possession. Classy shots and passes throughout.
John Boyle , in his best position right back had an excellent game also managing to frequently join in the attack and provide telling crosses. His best contribution an injury defying tackle to prevent a certain goal from the foot of their forward some 5 yards from goal.
Chris Wilson, player of the year, had an energetic game at the back but proved incapable of preventing Brendan roaming the length and breadth of Cambridgeshire when it took his fancy. All the time virtually.
Mind you the diving header Brendan scored at the far post burst the net. A spectacular conversion from a Mark Mills shot/corner which put us ahead 3-2. They'd scored from a mistake after a punt down the middle which was not defended but our second came from an excellent John Boyle cross headed in emphatically by Tom. They equalised with 5 minutes left from a delicious chip from 25 yards but we had a final say. A nice move Kelwyn to Ron, Ron to Mark, Mark out to John Boyle who centred for Tom to volley goalwards, hits the bar falls to the line then crosses it with a little help from Gavin.
Bill played left back and was inspirational, good positioning sense making up for any lack of match practice and when in doubt he cleared his lines with distance.
Well that's all folks!
It's been great to know you .
Give Dave and John the same commitment and enjoyment will be guaranteed.
The pub was fine, the Guinness was cold and Phil drove oh so steadily home, I loved it!
Ex Manager
Welcome to the festive ramblings of faraway Sir Ronald and his knobs Dancer Dave, Dasher Darren and Prancer Al. Do take the time to browse around and participate in the blog. Older, slower and fatter than ever, that's the festive knobs!
Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
31 comments:
What's my best position?
I'm sunburnt.
Debbie's best position left back of course. Master of the sneaky foray and the goals that come with stealth then aggression.
Best players dont always get the necessary result. Great performance especially by the old, the unfit, the part timers and the unheralded.
But I was there and I am the best player.
How do I get a fair crack of the whip next season. Will it be who you know best? Will age be a factor in selection.
I can't remember sweating that much for a while!
With this weather I have had to give up eating hot breakfasts. I was in Asda looking for a suitable replacement. What I needed was a cereal fortified with vitamins and iron. No artificial colours. No preservatives, a source of fibre and low in fat. Luckily they have a special on Sugar puffs (450g) for just £1.
I love a puff!
Wanker!!!!
Team selection next season?
Does Dave want to borrow my pin?
Suggested formation:
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Mmmm...it re-formatted my team selection!
Dont get it|!
Do you want to use my prick instead of a pin it'd be god to get pricked occasionally.
Even good, nice or pleasant
WHO is KNOBS least POPULAR player and why.
Don't be a provocative prick.
you can all go and do one! I will pick what team I want and play myself up front
who is the most popular Knob
Me!
least popular Big Bob and Karl (weird)
Most popular Bill, Jon Boyle and cris wilson
i am available sunday
Any news on the league meeting?
Any news on Ali's meeting with the Boer of the Station?
I'm more popular than them wankers
Daisy, whats the big plan for next season?
Your not playing for one you fucking poof!!!!
what's the team for the first game Daisy? Need to know if i need to clean my boots
1st game v Walkern August 28th.
Pip pip you lucky people
It was decided at John Boyles BBQ that Ron will be taking over as manager next season. Well done Ron and good luck.
Can I have my ball back?
Dead zone- am back fixtures coming along nicely.
What's happened to the training?
I,m available every Sunday game from now on. I expect under the constitution of the club, which is now in my possession, that I will be there every week. It's the turning up and playing with yer mates that's the modus operandum not the result.
Ho ho ho.
Yes.
Ron, you can have your old job back. It´s the only chance you will get a game.
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