Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Knobs 2 Walkern 2

Team Paul; Darren A, Chris G, Tony, Brendan; Chris W, Martin, Steve, Phil; Jihn T, Richard.
Subs Gerry for Phil (45), Phil for Steve (60), Steve for John (65). Sub not used Mark (Carrow on the mind).
On the top pitch we kicked toward Stevenage first half with a wind at our backs. Some neat play ensued. Looking OK. A 45 yarder from Phil sped over. We looked accomplished at the back.
The pitch was firm but less bumpy than last week. Then a misdirected diagonal pass from Phil bounced in the penalty area, took off vertically and soared over the keeper. So it remained till half time, though they did have a rising rasper clear our bar and Phil and Chris had a couple of noteworthy long rangers..
We went two up when a pacy free kick from Steve was headed upwards by their centre half. They watched as it fell to Gerry who left the way clear for Richard to smash home from 6 yards.
All still comfortable. A run by their full back saw him pull the ball back into the 6 yard box where it unfortunately took a bounce off Tony and trickled home. Was it out before the cross ? Probably. Asked whether it was out their man declined to aver. Mark on the line could not see from the far side, too many daisies in the way- goal stood.
Their equaliser was as bizarre as it was indescribable, so I'll not try too hard. Suffice to say Tony was ushering the ball out for a goal kick whereupon Paul, desperate to keep the game alive dived to save us from our own goal kick. He kept the ball in play at the expense of giving their bloke a tap in from two. But hey, he played well.
Steve took a nasty fall. Bet his shoulder's popped out. But he came back on. Did anyone comment, I didn't hear.
An exciting meet in the Legion about 20 odd of us. Sandwiches and crisps provided by Maggie this week. Not enough. Everyone satisfied with the venue, except a curmudgeonly Phil.
Next week away to Litlington 10.30 ko where we may have a new centre forward deputising.
The week after, the season's final game and mine, probably forever, hope we can field a side what with christenings and Spurs final home game.
Toodle pip!

22 comments:

Dave said...

Sorry I missed the game. Butlins was great. Who is Jihn T? Does he work at the Chinese takeaway on the high street?

dandy dave said...

Useless wankers, go to Asda for some bargains

caravan kid said...

Sounds like a rubbish game im off to the 2p arcade.

Jihn T said...

Special flied rice up yet asshole. Don't take the chow nein out of me

dj ned said...

We need a new goalie, in fact we need a new team. out with the shit.

hopton hopper said...

Phil and steve to play together next week and mark mills to referee gavin in goal and john b running the line losing some of that holiday excess

outgoing regime said...

New centre forward injured, we want our money back.
Legion worth pursuing it was excellent for our purposes. Consider.

outgoing regime said...

New centre forward injured, we want our money back.
Legion worth pursuing it was excellent for our purposes. Consider.

Dave said...

Just popped into Asda. Al and Ron are going to love this!! -

Theakstons Old Peculiar £1.00. They also have McEwans No 1 Champion and Newcastle Brown Ale for £1.00

Tidy.

housebound of watton road said...

Next time you're in- in the next 10 minutes probably- get me 4 bottles of that Newcy Brown, I don't get out much.

John said...

Im bored at home. I fancy a holiday.

legion manager said...

i love the legion, a lovely place for after the game. phil can fuck off if he doesn't like it. in fact you can all fuck off

Sigmund said...

Have met the Legion manager-ess!
She would never say that to us- though she might to Phil cos he's a throwback- not very far mind.

dont be wankers said...

Legion has sky sports, nuf said

dont be cunts said...

and bar snacks

belly grumbler said...

Crisps.

zzzzz.......! said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......!

phil said...

Leave me alone i dont get out much.

Phils Wife said...

Your right there.

henpecked said...

How does Phil define "much"?

Tony said...

As Dave seems to have given up i thought i would make my way to Asda to see what bargains they had in store. I was amazed to find Asda Chosen By You Tea Bags (80 tea bags) for a pound down from £1.58. You cant knock it and we all love a nice cuppa in the morning.

slurper said...

In the morning I prefer Shiraz!