Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 30 May 2011

26.6.11

Game away to Guilding Morden 11 am kick off.
The new season starts here, or the old season ends?
Howay you young lads rally to the call and hev a bevvy post match.
Hey that Sepp Blatter what a politician! Money and greasy palms makes this world of ours go round- but in which direction.
The ego direction, you can't criticise that. It seems to be human nature.
Come along to the Leisure centre every Thursday and kick a sorta ball round the adjourn to the Lytton Arms for a post prandial pint or 7.
Love you all.
Hey that test match - what sort of game is that? Slow, slow, no quick, a bit more slow then wipeout in a flash of a spark.
Just like us at pre puberty.
Well done Swansea, ptide of Wales.

12 comments:

The heat goes on!! said...

Down to factor 6. The brozen torso is rippling and my farts smell of paella.

Oh no! said...

Don't come back then.
We haven't forgotten the Statio 2007 and the potato diet!
Must wash my jumper again .

Björgólfur Gudmundsson said...

lets hope the ash cloud keep the fucker away forever

Sepp Jordan said...

What is wrong with Knebworth Vets?
Nothing.
Is we corrupt?
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We must strengthen our ethics committee- all this cursing and peeing against trees.
Who has copy of constitution?
Beel end Tweegy! Ah so thought so.

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Anonymous said...

I'll put this as gently as I can.
There's no fucking game on Sunday!

get this right said...

why the fuck is our end of year do being held in a portacabin, where the fuck are all the birds going to come from or perhaps thats where the answer is you gay, web feet Knebworth twats, i blame big gay JB, and where are we ment to get drugs in the middle of a fucking field

John's best buddy said...

They grow in fields dear boy.

Do come along and join all your chums in a good old knees up with more cherryade than you can deal with.
As for ladies haven't seen you going short these last two years.

big girl's blouse said...

There seems to be enough old women in the changing room and on the pitch these days, most of them will probably be at the cricket club in their Sunday best.

Debbie7 said...

Cant wait to get home now fucking boring here. finished the chores and still not allowed a beer.

wheres me luggage said...

Bully and kenny r 40 years of age!! Pull the other one. They were 40, years ago. Bet this is their 2nd or 3rd birthday trip together

Agony uncle said...

Debbie break her thumbs!
Thumbs are the bane of masculine enjoyment. Off with them I say!