Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 11 April 2011

Knobs 2 Standon & Puckeridge 2

A beautiful sunny morning and the last game on our main home pitch for a while. This was the first game where our potential new management team, those bad boys Dave Jordan and Twiggy, took charge. Looking around the changing room it was clear some hard decisions were needed as we had six full-backs, four centre-backs and not much else. We needed someone to play all over the park and there was only one person saying ‘I’m your man’ and that was Darren A. What a sterling performance he put in throughout the match in at least four different positions. I even hear he cooked Trevor’s bacon sandwich!

From the kick-off, it was clear that it was going to be hard fought game. Their guys were big and strong but on the whole very fair as well. It was an enjoyable game to play in. The first chance of the game came with a ball over the top that Gavin ran on to but the keeper tipped it passed the post. From the following corner, Bully whipped in a lovely cross (as he did all afternoon) and their centre defender nearly scored but the keeper saved well. They went ahead from a free kick. The ball was punted in and Trevor (distracted by the fried bacon smells coming from the pavilion) failed to hold it and one of their forwards pounced and stuck it home. 1-0. It wasn’t long before the substitutions kicked in. Wise given the weather and soon Mark Mills (who hadn’t been since last Christmas) was making his way back home to prepare for his afternoon’s round of golf. John Boyle shed a tear as the £2.50 disappeared into the distance. After battling away, we were soon level. It started after John had cleared off the line. Then there was a lovely ball over the top from Darren A, which saw Gavin streak past their left back. Alistair cried out ‘Come on young gun, go for it’ and he duly did as he dispatched it with aplomb. 1-1. Soon though Standon got their noses in front again after an excellent finish from their centre forward. Top corner stuff. There was some dispute whether it had gone in but Ron (who again refereed with great distinction) was in no doubt. The goal stood. 2-1 and that is how it would end at half-time. Chris G gave us a team talk and we all agreed that we were playing quite well but we just had to press a bit more despite the searing heat.

In the second half, for some reason Standon seemed to drop off a bit deeper. This gave us the initiative, despite them bringing on their man mountain up front. When we play football on the ground, we show we can play really well. It’s just those odd sixty minutes in a game where we forget that, that lets us down. And it was the same in this game. There were spells when we strung some beautiful passes together and we advanced. Having said that, we rarely troubled their keeper, despite some shots by Chris Wilson and the odd goal mouth scramble coming from corners where Dave dominated in the end. John Boyle was unlucky not to connect with a diving header from a left wing cross. We finally got the equaliser though, again from a different corner. Apparently Darren and Dave were on hand from a cross by John to assist the ball in to the area, where Gavin found himself with the freedom of the penalty area and volleyed the ball home. 2-2. For a while it did look like we weren’t going to get the equaliser but sometimes you just need a little bit of faith.

And that was it really. We all had a good run out. Brendan, Paul and Twiggy all had a good go down the left flank and it was interesting to see Bully play the last ten minutes up front. There is a potential strategy for the future there as he has the skills to hold it up, flick it on and turn the ball round the corners for the other centre forward to run on to. Just a thought. One for the AGM maybe. Both Chris’ were very good as always, showing excellent energy and enthusiasm throughout and there you go. All team players mentioned in the blog as always.

Down the pub we enjoyed a swift pint before heading off into the glorious sunshine. Our good run continues and hopefully we can beat Walkern next week. Always a tough fixture but remember - ‘winners never quit and quitters never win!’

38 comments:

must beat Walkern said...

Very good now going for the unbeaten streak record of 12. Only two to go.

Im an utter arse said...

Get out of my pub you wankers. You will not be served food here ever again. Especially that foul mouth little northern fellow.

Dave said...

If you plan to wash the kit next week you will be excited to know that Asda are doing Bold 2in1 liquid wash (ruby jasmine or white diamond and lotus flower) 16 pack (592ml)) for a pound!!!

Normally this sells for at least 4 pounds.

Go buy some.

John B said...

I never wash the kit. I get my wife to do it.

Lord Sandwich said...

There's a psychopath aloose in the Station he seems to work there. Lurks around dressed up as the potbarman eavesdropping on the clientele then banning them or worse. Run away and hide. And don't mention food. I did and.......aiyeee gurgle... ugh!

host of knobs said...

Is it true that we are legion?

Cheese and Pickle said...

Could we ask Coasters to open on Sundays. We could buy our own beers from the co-op

hungry horace said...

So that's settled its both teams back to Daves for Sunday refreshments. The man's a bargain genius.

Dave said...

Suck my Hen

British Legion manager said...

you're all welcome in here, well apart from that foul mouthed northern fellow

Coasters said...

you're all welcome in here, well apart from that foul mouthed northern fellow

sweet mouthed ex northern bloke said...

Go away you bounders all I said was there goes a sandwich when a glass broke. Talk about over reaction.
Cunt.

I was there said...

Im sure there was a comment relating to South Africans and black people.

Jacob Zuma said...

There was certainly an after comment about South Africans, white Boer South African ones to be precise.
I demonstrated against South African rugby tours in '69, never met a nice South African then and haven't met a nice one since. Perhaps I should get out more, but don't think so.

mr raja said...

you're all welcome in here, well apart from that foul mouthed northern fellow

Nelson said...

Mr Raja would never support apartheid.
Sandwiches for those that pay exorbitantly and fuck off to the rest of you.

Capello said...

Great report from Gavin. I think he is correct about Steven playing up front. If we put our two best ball winners (young Darren A and young Chris) in centre mid we would be hard to play through and have a much needed target man playing off one of our quick forwards.

Dream Team said...

We decide who plays where. Though that is a good suggestion young Capello. You could make management one day.

sven said...

Steve certainly has the speed for up front- can see the possibilities but you have Mike's speed and all round awareness to consider.

mr jj burgess said...

you're all welcome in here, well apart from that foul mouthed northern fellow

Dear Sven said...

No wonder your CV dos'nt read well. What awareness would you be talking about? The goal tally speaks for it's self.

svens mate mclaren said...

How many has he scored?
i bet he assists a lot.

Capello said...

Consistency should be an aim. Steven is there every week. Who is Mike?

forgotten knob said...

i am available sunday

Dream Team said...

We have had no centre forwards to call upon. I think Gavin has done well in that position and will be a favorite for next yaer. There may be a new player for next season watch this space.

elephant said...

We had Paul Berry who put his face out of joint? Or perhaps he was born like that.

arselicker said...

whos picking the team on Sunday, surely not the foul mouthed northern git. Let good old dave do iut. He's nice.

nobwatcher said...

Was that Gomes version of the 'herding the chickens' save?

Heres a thought said...

Who fancies having a crest on the shirt next season. Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

I love a bit of cress in my sandwich. Remember there is no I in TEAM. Together Everybody Achieves More. Even the useless centre forwards! Bring on the new players...we love the competition for places. Apparently we need another full back, so keep your eye out.

relaxed at last said...

Pleasnt at the Lytton tonight- and free chips.
Keeping me eye out. How about Long John Silver or Horatio Nelson they were canny one eyed full backs.
Putting me eye in the glass next to me false teeth am away to bed. Now where's me knob, fuck it left it in the shed.
Night night.
Fuck the Station

Dale W said...

Why no mention of that chunky hunky new centre back on the blog. He is lush!

None of that here said...

If you feel a little queer then feel a little queer some where else mr bum bandit

new station manager said...

you're all welcome in here, well apart from that foul mouthed northern fellow

St George said...

Station Manager: RIP
You Humourless
Boer Bastard

The N word said...

We'll have none of those people in my pub.

Mrs Mop said...

His pub?
He wants to give it a good cleaning out and give himself a good wash while he's at it.

forgotten knob said...

is there a game tomorrow?