Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Wilbury 2 Knobs 2

The unbeaten run continues. An exciting game, fairly played on a dull and cold February noon.
First pitch too wet, second pitch too lumpy, the third pitch just right and little Goldilocks blew her whistle and the diddy men were off and running. Alistair expected a modicum of respect to be shown to the female referee but then went a little apoplectic when she played in the same colours as us. His entreaties for her to change her shirt went unheeded, she wasn't getting them off for these lads. After Steve's accurate pass to her feet she deigned to put on a green top after 15 minutes and on we went again.
Paul performed heroically in goal if somewhat in unorthodox style. A poor goalkick straight to their man was lobbed back in with aplomb. 1-0 down. Immdeiately we hit back but Mike "I was stuck in the mud" failed to react to a goalline chance. In fairness it came to him sharply.
They missed a couple before halftime as we enjoyed donating them the ball from the back. Our play lacked a certain reassurance and a distinct frustration was setting in when John Boyle replaced rusty Ron on the left. Could Darren have scored in a six yard box scrimmage and could he have laid it back to the hovering and screaming Chris Wilson? Dunno but he didn't. Someone had a header blocked on the line- own up if you want credit.
Second half Brendan replaced John Twigg and proceeded to have a blinder. Made every tackle, every interception, passed accurately and got forward to telling effect. Chris Cox was in the wide awake club hurling himself round in the mud and things weere looking better, though they continued to look dangerous. Steve Bull was enjoying some possession and was passing well and he set John Boyle away on the left, he found Chris C. making a diagonal run- he swivelled and netted well. 1-1. This is where age lets me down did we take the lead or them? A canna remember! I think it was us but it could have been them.....I think it was them but it could have been us.... I think... anyway both teams scored. Our goal came from a fortuitous penalty so I was told- I was in Wenger mode. Steve hit an unstoppable beauty. Another poor clearance fell straight to their forward who lobbed home unstoppably from 25 yards. We had a perfectly legitimate goal disallowed for offside when Mike put in John who missed but the ball fellfrom two of their players into Brendan's path- he was behind the ball- and he scored. Had to be a goal!
Then we should have got a third when Brendan again hurtled through the middle and was in on goal before being felled by a desperate hack from behind. Adjudged to have been an inch outside the area. The ensuing free kick from Steve from 45 or 20 yards- ask around- hit the bar with the goalie static. Nae luck as they hacked clear.
I enjoyed being linesman and was kept warm flagging their centreforward offside the entire second half. In 50 years plus I've never seen anyone so inept at staying onside, was he blind or finding the gravitational magnetic pull of the goalposts impossible to counteract? Almost our best player second half so many of their attacks did he spoil.
After a refreshing freezing shower and several circuits of an estate we arrived at the Pelican public house where all the beer was chilled but there was a hot beef stew-did anyone not vegetarian survive?
No game next Sunday due to demise of Birchanger but perhaps Steve or Tony might arrange a Hatfield game.
Am away.
Ron

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Manager next year? competition afoot. Will it be Dave or Alistair or a late runner Mike Lisle- he has the car?

Put things straight said...

Just for the record, we were 2-1 down when Bully scored the penalty.

I vote for Twiggy as manager.

Anonymous said...

I vote for Maggie for manager then Ron would have to stay and we need a good linesman

Andy Gray said...

Do I not not like playing with a flag. Where can I put it?

Anonymous said...

not sure where you should put the flag but you did a good job giving them offside every time they got the ball. If it wasn't for you and our great goalie it would have been 10 - 0 to them and that's after Bully and Mike got 2 for us. Going forward we need a manager who is happy to wash the kit and put us to bed at night.

somerset suzy said...

Shit blog so far not as many contributers as usual. Keep up the crap work.

vindaloo boy said...

Gan in lick me arse!
Is that better?

Worried of Knebworth said...

Will the Club die just like the blog has without Ron?

dogspittle said...

All too busy having fun- it makes you vomit.

Birthday Boy said...

It's my birthday today. Iv'e just finished my birthday wank!!

superglue fingers said...

Well leave that keyboard alone you know how sticky it gets every February 24th!

Sepp said...

Could Paul Crosby not be manager?
He seems a fair guy.

forgotten knob said...

i will put my name forward to be the next manager.

it is it is said...

Its so boring on here now that dave and ron have gone

Location location location said...

I agree the last couple of blogs have been shit come on ron/dave entertain us with your bollocks!!

Fylde Vets said...

We have been passed your name by the league and are desperate for a game this coming Sunday 27 Feb.

Our home pitch is paid for and booked for Sunday morning so we would request that you travel to us. Refreshments will be laid on afterwards and you will be welcome to join us.

Please contact us asap http://www.fyldecoastvets.co.uk/

Commisar of Vladivostock Vets said...

Ve hev a home pitch for sinday merning. Keek off 11am Siberian time.
An Aeroflot vill bring you here.
Snow boots advisable pitch not takin a stood. Please advise.

ronald said...

Game confirmed for sunday, see you all then

Keen said...

I was there yesterday. Where were you all? A beautiful Sunday morning for a kickabout. Disappointed. The club is going to pot. Trev for manager!