Thanks to Mark Mills helping out to arrange a fixture last week, an event he must be glowing over. Just got it in before the cancellation season starts. A good game during which we were under par in terms of energy, interest (it seemed) and desire to mix any effort with a bit of football.
Still that's the story of life and Christmas is so close.
They played with Mark M in midfield and gave a debut to a raucous young filly called Debby Grunt Grunt who on this occasion was strong from the stalls and stayed the distance well. Not one for the National however, she has a split fetlock which may take time to heal if she wants to compete with the big boys and girls once again.
We took the lead within a minute with a superb FOOTBALLING move which I tried to commit to memory but have failed. Sufficient to say it went from midfield to fullback to midfield (Phil?) to wing into middle where Matt assisted the ball to the far post where Chris Wilson met it with a sweeping half volley to register our first of many, I thought.
Things got a bit bogged down till Alistair, making one of several of his mornings forays down the right, hoofed to the far post where an arriving Twigg just failed in his running effort to score, butting just wide and fortunately missing contact with that rusty iron goal post.
They equalised with a comical own goal, where our keeper Mark, disdaining his unintelligible "away away" cry (unintelligible to Brendan that is ) chose the cry " keeper" and was obliged by Steve H, chesting it past him into the goal, noone else closer than planet X!
Closecalls followed until Matt hurtled through robustly, slipped past their dying defender and netted firmly. They equalised from a scrambled goalmouth scrimmage until one of Alstiar's better crosses found the top far corner, 3-2 to us at half time. Matt went to watch Arsenal thus missing the second half during which his anonymity was noted. Did I upset Steve at half time? Didn't intend to. Two points of little consequence I suppose. I expect Steve always to be calling for the ball, he is invariably an excellent out as we seek to build play from defence to attack. Even if marked he is unafraid to receive the ball, control it and find measured passes, long or short. This asset is recognised by many of his teammates who thus seek him out. Great so far!
However there are many occasions, during the course of the game, where Steve is just one option of two or more and it is down to the player on the ball which option he chooses. Often another option is worthy, many times not, particularly some hopeless lump anywhere. And sometimes the player in possession feels the best option is to get rid, fearing their own competence in playing football through the midfield. In whatever event we stick together and regroup that is all I was trying to say. But the emotion of the occasion, cold freezing your voicebox or the translation from Geordie to some form of English perhaps intervenes!
Second half, kicking downhill, we lost 2-1 thus drew 4-4.
They equalised through a pretty, yet unchallenged move up the middle, at the end of which Mark Mills blasted an unstoppable twenty odd yarder high into our net. They continued well. Debby was comfortable, quickly recalling the names of all his teammates, an inbred incestuous family called "Ashwell" it would appear.
Mike returned from USA and from the start demonstrated a fine line in jet lag before finally running clear and putting us 4-3 in front. We hung onto that till late in the game when their lively forward miscentred from wide right and it drifted into the net for an unlikely equaliser.
The return will be on December 20th at either Ashwell (good pubs and Betjeman's favourite village) or Knebworth , noone's favourite village, or perhaps John Boyle's when the Station re-opens. Adjourned to Fox for potatoes, the Irish famine is officially over it seems. I left after two (pints that is) and hope noone had to breathe into the dreaded bag among those that remained.
Newcastle top of league 1 in case you have not noticed and Middlesborough have failed to win under over-hyped under sized Gordon Strachan.
Good luck to Roy with his operation hope he gets a surgeon this time not Mr Trussell.
Ron
Welcome to the festive ramblings of faraway Sir Ronald and his knobs Dancer Dave, Dasher Darren and Prancer Al. Do take the time to browse around and participate in the blog. Older, slower and fatter than ever, that's the festive knobs!
Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
35 comments:
Yoo hoo!
Those Ashwell chappies seem a really good bunch of guys. Debbie made a good choice to play for them on Sunday. Their kit looks better than ours aswell.
In the best interests of the away team who like to park their cars in our car park prior to the game. Would we all please park OUR cars in Stevenage to leviate any parking pressure. I think it's only fair that we should have the piss taken out of us.
Ali's throw ins - they're embarrassing. Does Ron only blow against one out of evry 10
In the best interests of the away team. It would also be nice if Steve,Brendan and Mark continue with their new tradition of giving them goals.It makes for a much more interesting game,is more enjoyable for the opposition and may help to counter any inconvenience they may experience when parking.
Ron would not blow on anything Ali tosses and never has to any other of his team mates.
"Foul " I cry , I know not why.
Christmas in the offing
Those Fox mince pies (with potatoes and plenty salt of course)
Perhaps we should always play away
Sausages and vinegar, bread and
howay the lads
a gentle drive home with Monsieur Twigg
Am alive, good God life is great!
Where's John Boyle when you don't need him?
Committing he is but committed to what?
Fucked if I know.
fuck it's gone !
Anyone visited the 'new' Station yet? Opened today!!!
Anyone seen the menu in the Station. It looks fucking mouth watering. Bollocks to the Cricket Club,lets go to the Staion on Sunday's
Apologies for not being about much lately but I have been completely immersed in what has been happeneing at the Station Hotel. It looks great and I cant wait to be allowed out so that I can visit for a swift half.
Give it till the weekend to go downhill - pop in on Suicide Sunday
if you really want a laugh.
i think you'll enjoy the trussells sausage and mash, give it a try, i would
could we do a knobs version of the book 'where's Stig?'. Instead of Stig we could have John. He could be anywhere - apart from on the football pitch.
judging by John's eyes they must be putting lead in the "new"Station's beer! I 'll stick to home brew I think.
They seek him here
They seek him there
Those knobbies seek him everywhere
He's not at the back
He's not on the right
He's up at The Station
Every night.
I don't wish to nit pick but Christmas Eve is on the 24th of December, not the 23rd as advertised on KNOBS website.
Dear Mr Nit Picker at 20.50 you should have been down the wonderful Station Hotel consuming ale not nit picking!
wot are you a fuckin nit or summat?
I hope John Boyle doesn't prove too STATIONARY on the wing on Sunday.
Who said John Boyle was playing. Does he deserve to play?
John Boyle always deserves to play and you twats should count yourselves lucky when he does
What a great draw. More than likely playing Germany or Ghana from the group of death.
On second thoughts Brazil's group could be a group of death also.
What was happening at 20.50 @ the station? Was it quiz night? Can we form a KNOBS quiz team? Ron can pick the team.
John Boyle withdraws from tomorrow's game, the Station has taken its toll.
Not the only sufferer cries boy from doghouse.
If there is a KNOBS quiz team one thing you can be sure of Steve Bull will be picked every time!!
Have I done something to upset the powers that be as I seem to have been overlooked again.
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
Steve Bull is a highly competitive and sensitive young man. Of course he'd be in any quiz team. Who else took time out to remember Mc Laren as the name of the black guy in "Porridge".
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