Faraway Sir Ronald

It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?

Goodbye Sir Ronald

Goodbye Sir Ronald
Quack quack

Monday, 2 November 2009

Knobs 0 Ware 2

First league defeat, three more games on the trot to define our league season- either we win them and go on to geriatric glory or we play for memories. Howay the lads. Which reminds me of the first goal conceded against Ware after 30 minutes yesterday. Does the cry from the keeper, "Away, away, away," suggest he is a sad Newcastle supporter who has lost his way yem or is it an entreaty to a defender to kick the fucking ball anywhere but somewhere? Answers on the end of your knobs please, the most fertile answer receiving grandstand ticketsto a rousing event of their choice- answers on a postcard please as to what entails a most pleasing arousing event. Dirty answers only- we are lads after all!
All agreed neither side deserved to lose. How satisfying.
It stood 1-0 until their second with 9 minutes to go-a clear shot from a corner that finished the contest. We never got such clear cut chances, despite our superior attacking play. Do we over egg the pudding in the final third. I've always tended to think so. Yet it has to be said that their defence was hard, together and committed so probably that cancels out our attacking flair. A couple of goalline skirmishes defied belief and probably summed up our lack of luck on the day. Perhaps Gavin should have had a penalty late on, I've thought about it a bit and perhaps I'm a little bit too unbiassed. Did he get the ball first before being assassinated by the goalie's attack? Probably. I think the modern law interpretation says penalty! All so quick, sorry Gavin, sorry lads, that would have been 2-1 with time to go but there you are, well played everyone. It was generally a very pacy game on a very slick surface with the rain falling incessantly from start to louse. I froze and am expecting the transplant by the end of the week from a baboon, now we're talking.
Roy was back as if he'd never been away. We played 4-3-3 somewhat successfully but lacked killer instinct in the box. A combination of no luck, poor poaching and often crap crosses after the hard work had been done. As I said their defence was very sound if unspectacular.
Darren had a tete a tete with the winger who is still lurking in Knebworth back streets looking for revenge. " He's been kicking me all game" he mutters to no noticeable effect. Just ignore him if you see him, I think he's harmless if a little deranged.
The margarine crust at The Fox really took the biscuit- pity it wasn't one - a dog biscuit that is, I might have ate it. But it looked better when decorated with litter and a crumpled fag packet.
Howay Fox, rationing's been over for 60 years!
John Boyle- don't be disheartened life is a learning curve. Ask Ledley.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cricket club it is then for the next home game. I would'nt feed my dogs with that muck. The chips were lovely soaked in vinegar!

Anonymous said...

It was a game where we played well enough,but just didnt get the rub of the green.On another day we might well of won,but to be fair they played quite well too.

Mr Agreeable said...

I agree with anonymous. The first half was definitely the best we've played for ages...lovely slick passing, people offering themselves up for the ball...total football. To be honest, we've got results against teams in the past that we should never have got and it seems at the moment that the tide has turned. I think we're in a transitional stage as Moyes would say...the Everton coach that is. Who should play where? What formation? What post-match venue should we attend? All the key questions!

elephant memory said...

Where was the vinegar- I suppose Debby should know.

Debbie said...

in the fucking bottle you knob.

Sheff U 0 The Toon nil, 9 minutes gone said...

Bill are you there?
I see Keith Kettleborough's dead.
Wonder if the other follically challenged Jim Iley is still knocking around.
God bless them all- howay the lads!

geordiepaedia said...

Jim Iley lives.
As does Gazza- sort of.

herts FA said...

Phil "One point" and mine's a half.

Anonymous said...

Come on Lyon.

Dying said...

Dead!

'Rafa@ said...

Apolgise to following for no call this week due to availability of large numbers- John T, Steve H, Paul, Dave, Mark, Bill' Mike,Kel and of course Ron. Only Dave phoned me.

Anonymous said...

That shows who's commited Ron

blurter said...

fuck the lot of them and goodnight Irene

fit only to make glue with said...

Will you still love me when I'm 64?

Next Tuesday actually and aren't I feeling it.
Giz a game,what- too knackered?
Spose you're right.

Anonymous said...

Can we play in the orange kit on Sunday? It might make a difference to how we play and bring us some luck?

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