A spring team meeting has been arranged for Friday 4th April starting at 6pm in The Red Lion public house in Woolmer Green (SG3 6JP). As previously the meeting will take the form of a pub crawl and will most likely move on to ale houses in Old Welwyn.
Meeting agenda items so far are:
1. The season so far
2. The dirtiest player in the team
Cheers and hope to see you there.
Welcome to the festive ramblings of faraway Sir Ronald and his knobs Dancer Dave, Dasher Darren and Prancer Al. Do take the time to browse around and participate in the blog. Older, slower and fatter than ever, that's the festive knobs!
Faraway Sir Ronald
It's been on and off for years but finally the time has come for Sir Ronald to be put out to pasture in Pembrokeshire and become Faraway Sir Ronald. Plenty of gardening to be done and the drink is already a distant memory. The KNOBS, who are they?
48 comments:
Great season all the new guys melding well. Enjoying turning out and often winning!
Got to be Roy, dirty bastard, Dave cheats awfully and Ron just employs Freudian tactics to equalise his advancing years- especially against vets who seem to be plummeting beneath the 35 year level. What to do roll over and die?
Who's bringing the vinegar and the traditional lance in the side?
I can't vote for myself can i phone you instead.
You should see what Gavin does off the ball. He's a dirty fuck.
GAVIN A DIRTY FUCK!! What that lad gets up to at the weekend is his own affair.
Can Bully get to the pub crawl early in the afternoon so we wont have him pacing around all night trying to leave as soon as he finishes his pernod and black.
Am gutted.
Am sad
Melancholy
No bad
Tough
Tigerish
Committed
No good?
Then dirty.
Am gutted
Am sad
Am dirty
Am bad
Log on the fire
And one on me bed
Fucking chairman
I'll knock off his head
Bliss twas that dawn
To be alive,
To knock seven sorts
Of shite out of the
Cheeeeeaters
Now that's a hit!
To be young is not
Always 'very heaven'.
"Me, We"
Datchworth rersign from league we end up with 22 points, temporarily top with only one team that can catch us and that if they claim the points against us for the cancelled game. Yes Sandy!
C'est la vie.
My heart is bursting with disillusionment.
The chairman has perjured under the oath
Of his respectable white hair.
He stands accused,
But cowards watch.
Afraid to condemn.
I am alone,
So I hold my tongue.
Who am I to cast the first stone.
Fuck off Barrabus. You're a very naughty boy.
Dear Easter Knob,
Have you been drinking too much vinegar!!
Sorry...I don't get the game that counts bit. If we beat Datchworth, we will be top but the only team that can beat us is Sandy, if they can claim the 3 points from us and they win their remaining games? Who do they have to play? Or is that not right?
Is that B.A. Barrabus?
Iv'e worked it out that we will be on 22 points for the end of the season. Sandy will be on 24 points if they claim the win against us and win the remaining games they have. Our goal difference will be 26 for 20 against if we get a 1 nil default over Datchworth. If we can some how get the Sandy game as a draw then both teams will be on 23 points and as the league showed on 22nd Feb Sandy had a goal difference of 6 at that satge. The only other thing to do is lay the gaunlet to Sandy and called them namby pamby Sandy if they don't play us. Hope this helps everyone.
Toodle pip!
Sandy's games in hand are, unfortunatley against Datchworth.
So unless we get a point each or play at Sandy we've had it.
We withdraw on the Mothers Day debacle from the re-arranged Sandy fixture so cunts they will be if they rightly claim the points.
I have contacted their bloke, Clive, who called me a cheating cunt in our home game, hope his memory is going. At leasty I wasn't a dirty bastard on that occasion, that was probably Roy or was it wor Gavin?
Ron
Anyone watching the England game down 'The Station'?
Mais oui, but bring yer own brie.
Saw Ron this morning swanking along the pavement. He was heading towards the co-op in a menacing way. I crossed the road as i could have made eye contact and i did'nt want to DISS him. Last person i want to upset is Rampaging Ron.
God bless ya guvner
Fellow Knobs, do we have a game this weekend?
Hardly menacing- depressed yes but menacing? A leaf to my head could have keeled me over. Feel better now, just a bit. Still waiting for an opposition this weekend, bastards all let yi doon - weatch this space or fuck off and go skiing or something equally as meaningless.
Maybe we could get 22 players together including the dads and coaches lot to at least have a game.
No votes for dirtiest knob? I haven't washed it for weeks!
WE KNOW!
has ron disappeared?
I saw Ron with a party box of vinegar the other day. Might have something to do with next Friday.
There is no doubt Ron will come out of hiding now. He must be cock-a-hoop over the Toons performance aganst the Spurs. I always thought that Keegan knew what he was doing. The man is a genius. He'll turn Newcastle into a top 12 side in no time.
my nans aunt who lives near knebworth said she has just seen ron stumbling past her house with a box
i'm sure i just see ron in the dino trail
Ye of little faith I am among you- I am always present. Do not despair.
Lon
Dear lon, we are looking for ron.
Here I is!
Match confirmed for Sunday. Let's beat this lot (Standon) this year we're definitely better than them.
See those of you patriots who come to Woolmer Green on Friday- bring yer own vinegar. Which pub do we start in by the way. I have a hankering to descend on Knebworth British Legion, which I've never been in, akin to drinking in a broom cupboard apparently. Who's up for a new experience?
Ron
Let's not forget they did STANDON or stamp on one of us in the first game...
I'm up for the British Legion. I heard it beat The Station into 2nd place to the best drinking establishment in Knebworth. 1st was the puddle outside my front door.
BL sells lovely pint of Watneys Red Barrel and they have some Babysham circa 1960 left on the shelves.
The starting pub is the Red Lion at 6pm.
We could always then forget about going to Old Welwyn and instead go to the British Legion for the evenings entertainment.
There's a stripper at the Legion, Scrawny Betty from Birchanger, she used to be one of the Land Girls.
That's at 9.30 but there's shove- halfpenny earlier. Please can we go?
Is that 9.30 in the morning? I heard she needs to be back in the hospice by 10.
Is there opportunity for food in the evening?
Where and when are we meeting?
Food? Scrawny Betty's got a canny leg. N you can always get a suck ov her plums.
Eating is cheating
There will be an opportunity for snacks throughout the evening just don't let bully see you eating them!
Or maybe we could book a table at a nice restaurant in welwyn for about 8 o clock?
Food?
Is a birra vinegar nor enough?
Which way to Welwyn? I've changed my mind.
Dear All,
I would like to apologise for my stupid idea of thinking that we could do well in the Stevenage Sunday league. You are all right and im completely wrong. Next year will be just as competitive as any other league.
drink more
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